DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[BrunoMattei]

Yeah I'd give it a week at this point before he just dumps all responsibilities back onto Kat to take care of it. He's just simply using the cat at this point for some weird PR stunt with all the animal abuse crap going on with content creators.

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Reminds me of that cunt on YT who beat her dog.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Reminds me of that cunt on YT who beat her dog.

Yeah that is what I was referring too. Phil is doing some weird jig where he smothers the cat with attention and love on stream.

Not saying he beats it(besides his dick) or anything off stream. He's being really strange about a cat he supposedly had for a year already. Like he is just coming off really fake. Just like the girl who got in trouble for acting like a fake HEY YOUTUBE bitch then off camera she's spitting on the dog and hitting it.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Roses are red,
Phil's wife's boyfriend is black.
Ack ack ack!

roses are red
khet's boyfriend is black
nothing i could do
i got a bad back

 

[JackDavis]

Yeah that is what I was referring too. Phil is doing some weird jig where he smothers the cat with attention and love on stream.

Not saying he beats it(besides his dick) or anything off stream. He's being really strange about a cat he supposedly had for a year already. Like he is just coming off really fake. Just like the girl who got in trouble for acting like a fake HEY YOUTUBE bitch then off camera she's spitting on the dog and hitting it.

I think he's fake in that he doesn't really care about the cat off camera. I highly doubt he's mistreating it at all but I'm sure Kat feeds/pets/cleans the cat while Phil complains about busy busy busy movement movement movement when he's off the clock.

 

[Surly Muppet]

I mentioned in the Jasper thread, but there are some significant indicators that Phil didn't want a cat in general, and I suspect when he caved to Kat's demands, he stipulated that they had to declaw it or get one that was already declawed. The fact that he is grandstanding about animal abuse now is a combination of three of his actual hobbies - pretending he believes in something for asspats, shitting on other streamers, and attempting to manufacture "viral tweets" to brag about.

He does the same thing with his stance as a 'champion for accessibility' - which he only brings up when there is a new accessible controller on the market. In the meantime, he refused to use dubbed voices in Sekiro for SuperBlindMan, he constantly makes fun of disabilities and mental handicaps, and disabled closed captioning on his videos and won't say why (it's because the Farms was pulling transcripts for easy referencing and that scares Phil). Phil only believes in his ego and money, and right now Jasper is feeding both.

Eventually Phil will tire of this and start closing the door, but saying it's open, as Tevin suggested. "Jasper just doesn't like coming around here anymore. I think it's because of the negativity directed towards him, mostly from a certain you-know-who. If you tip a little extra, I'll pet him tonight after stream. Maybe. 'Show you the door'? Uhhh... NO! There's personal information on the door and in the hallway. Get out of here with your conspiracies, moron!"

 

[BrunoMattei]

Yeah that is what I was referring too. Phil is doing some weird jig where he smothers the cat with attention and love on stream.

Not saying he beats it(besides his dick) or anything off stream. He's being really strange about a cat he supposedly had for a year already. Like he is just coming off really fake. Just like the girl who got in trouble for acting like a fake HEY YOUTUBE bitch then off camera she's spitting on the dog and hitting it.

I would bet a million dollars that he neglects the cat. Think about this: if they've had the cat for this long and we never heard so much as a meow or it banging on the door then that means that that animal has been put in a room when he's streaming for hours at a time. It's easy to imagine him not feeding it properly but most importantly not giving the animal the necessary affection it needs which can really fuck up the animal when you isolate it for long periods of time.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

I mentioned in the Jasper thread, but there are some significant indicators that Phil didn't want a cat in general, and I suspect when he caved to Kat's demands, he stipulated that they had to declaw it or get one that was already declawed. The fact that he is grandstanding about animal abuse now is a combination of three of his actual hobbies - pretending he believes in something for asspats, shitting on other streamers, and attempting to manufacture "viral tweets" to brag about.

He does the same thing with his stance as a 'champion for accessibility' - which he only brings up when there is a new accessible controller on the market. In the meantime, he refused to use dubbed voices in Sekiro for SuperBlindMan, he constantly makes fun of disabilities and mental handicaps, and disabled closed captioning on his videos and won't say why (it's because the Farms was pulling transcripts for easy referencing and that scares Phil). Phil only believes in his ego and money, and right now Jasper is feeding both.

Eventually Phil will tire of this and start closing the door, but saying it's open, as Tevin suggested. "Jasper just doesn't like coming around here anymore. I think it's because of the negativity directed towards him, mostly from a certain you-know-who. If you tip a little extra, I'll pet him tonight after stream. Maybe. 'Show you the door'? Uhhh... NO! There's personal information on the door and in the hallway. Get out of here with your conspiracies, moron!"

This is exactly what is happening and sorry if I feel like I'm repeating myself.

Should have seen this sort of pattern coming when he was tweeting about depression and so felt like you could brush it off as

"Oh, Phil has been drinking again."

But sort of seeing this agenda he's pulling. He's simply no better than the rest of the virtue signaling social media e-celebs out there. You know he's on twitter a lot looking for trends and it now makes sense why he's doing a cat reveal, and just frontloading his bullshit about how much he loves the thing, and animals in general.

I would bet a million dollars that he neglects the cat. Think about this: if they've had the cat for this long and we never heard so much as a meow or it banging on the door then that means that that animal has been put in a room when he's streaming for hours at a time. It's easy to imagine him not feeding it properly but most importantly not giving the animal the necessary affection it needs which can really fuck up the animal when you isolate it for long periods of time.

I would say he neglects it enough when someone mentioned earlier that he just lets Kat take care of it mostly, Maybe coming off just sleep deprived and a bit nutty, but feels like it was a gift for Kat(since she loves them) and now he took the opportunity to feel like he also cares for it to spark some good boy points for his viewers and social media.

Feel like he's done the same with the gerbil/hamsters/whatever the fuck where they were just stuck in the kitchen dining room and whenever they came in the picture he pulled the same shit like he cared for it. Or when Leannas dog died he really didn't seem to care much and it came off as simply fake when he was consulting her.

 

[Pargon]

I know I shouldn't be at this point, but I was legitimately amazed by the fact that he was back to begging literally the day he returned to streaming. It's just incredible.

Begging is his Get Money button. He pushes it and he gets it, 100% of the time. He may not always get it when he wants it or in the amounts he wants but it's clearly enough to keep him afloat while he waits for another tutankhamun or emerald seven to come along and give him a big payday.

It makes me wonder, 20 years from now when Phil is long gone, whether we'll ever get the full story on this shit, like all of Phil's seemingly random one-time whales were all the same wealthy retard, or that it was his parents or some other benefactor whom he knew and worked with behind the scenes.

 

[KingjadVCMP]

That cat has helped Phil earn it money. Because the cat benefits Phil financially of course he's gonna whore it out when possible until its usefulness (aka ability to squeeze money out of the exceptional) expires.

Unlike Kat, the cat can't say no.

 

[kebab4you]

Could Phil write the cat off as a business expense?

 

[This comment matters]

Could Phil write the cat off as a business expense?

You ask like he hasn't already. That cat was a dependent on 2018s tax forms lol.

 

[Comma]

DSP Tries It: basic math (28+5=32)

Paypal take a $1 just to process that $5 tip dood.

Lol... I mean, at this point I won't be surprised when he starts deducting taxes/fees from tips directly sometime in the future.

*throat clear* *SNORT* Okay, you guys. I have decided that, as of today, I will be updating the leaderboard with the ACTUAL amount of money that I will receive from tips below $5. Okay? That means I will have to deduct the fees and taxes which I normally didn't do, but I have been VERY generous up until this point. Sadly, people, or TROLLS, rather, have been HARASSING me with so many $1 tips lately that I won't give them the satisfaction anymore. Alright? I don't care about them at all, by the way. *SNORT*

Also, if you're thinking of contributing: PLEASE. TIP. ME. Tipping me helps me THE MOST right now because it has already been THREE DAYS since I received my paycheck from Twitch, alright? Tipping me AT LEAST $5 in a single donation will ensure that you'll get on that leaderboard and get credit for the FULL amount of your tip, instead of forcing me to do basic maths live on stream, which also hurts interaction, okay? So I'm counting on you guys to help me out here, alright? Sound good? Okay, now let us continue the pre-stream with our new Jasper Q&A shout-out section, alright? *burp*

 

[gh0stzero]

DSP Tries It: basic math (28+5=32)

Paypal take a $1 just to process that $5 tip dood.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Well if anything his mario64 playthrough is something. Go to excuses are the camera(which you can change), delayed button presses, and saying he's clipping through things when he's clearly sliding off the very edge of platforms.

Refuses to change stages until he gets all the stars. Currently on the lava stage with the volcano and beating his head against the wall for the coins. Refuses to ever use the wingcap because he sucks at flying. So he's making his viewers suffer while he fails every time instead of just maybe going back later.

Good luck on the sky level where you have to use the wingcap, Phil.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

I mentioned in the Jasper thread, but there are some significant indicators that Phil didn't want a cat in general, and I suspect when he caved to Kat's demands, he stipulated that they had to declaw it or get one that was already declawed. The fact that he is grandstanding about animal abuse now is a combination of three of his actual hobbies - pretending he believes in something for asspats, shitting on other streamers, and attempting to manufacture "viral tweets" to brag about.

He does the same thing with his stance as a 'champion for accessibility' - which he only brings up when there is a new accessible controller on the market. In the meantime, he refused to use dubbed voices in Sekiro for SuperBlindMan, he constantly makes fun of disabilities and mental handicaps, and disabled closed captioning on his videos and won't say why (it's because the Farms was pulling transcripts for easy referencing and that scares Phil). Phil only believes in his ego and money, and right now Jasper is feeding both.

Eventually Phil will tire of this and start closing the door, but saying it's open, as Tevin suggested. "Jasper just doesn't like coming around here anymore. I think it's because of the negativity directed towards him, mostly from a certain you-know-who. If you tip a little extra, I'll pet him tonight after stream. Maybe. 'Show you the door'? Uhhh... NO! There's personal information on the door and in the hallway. Get out of here with your conspiracies, moron!"

accessibility? - next he'll be a disability champion,ie,helping spergs, tards and saddo speds donate their tard $$$

 

[Surly Muppet]

Refuses to change stages until he gets all the stars. Currently on the lava stage with the volcano and beating his head against the wall for the coins. Refuses to ever use the wingcap because he sucks at flying. So he's making his viewers suffer while he fails every time instead of just maybe going back later.

His playthroughs are getting weirder. It used to be he just sucked at the game and raged, or he coasted and it was boring. Now he's letting his contrarian personality infect his games.
He's a completionist when it is boring to do so, but he'll skip things people want to see for weird contrived reasons (no dating missions, I'm married).
He will insist on doing simple things the hardest way, but then when he's up against a challenge people want to see, will demand a guide from the chat or cheese it.
He'll fumble blind though a section for an hour ignoring all help, and then blaze though sections people like by looking up a guide on his break.
He'll pause gameplay to practice a mechanic (like the side-flip in M64) that is of no use, but he will outright refuse to learn mechanics that are useful (flying with the wing cap).
He'll become fixated on some side quests or side content and interrupt the story (Judgement), but will outright refuse to explore areas of a game people ask for (The Nether).
I can't think of another streamer that is this antagonistic towards his audience's interests.

He has also been berating people on stream for asking for unbans again today.
This is fine, save for the fact that this time last week, he was looking up chat logs and holding public ban court on stream. I'm not sure what causes him to flip this switch, but it, oddly does not seem to be directly connected to money.

His music also "errored" out during the break, leaving the stream in total silence on his break. The tightest of ships.
He's down to 566 of the 625 sub goal. Phil said he "knew they were on a high and would drop eventually". There'll be a 'drop', Phil. But that wasn't it.

 

[gaarashatan]

He's repeating DSP's point that game devs are fucking stupid because they are all booksmart not street smart and game devs don't give a shit about hardcore gamers because game devs are just in it for this ::rubs fingers together::

oh ya, thats why anyone becomes a game developer, not to make their dream come true or to build the world they created in their imagination. instead they decided to want to get stuck crunching for EA for 45k a year, cause all they care about is 45k thats why they decided to learn such useful well paying skills. fucking idiots can blow it out their ass

 

[Surly Muppet]

Just thanked someone for money.
"The first contribution in an hour, by the way!"
There was a 20 minute break with complete silence in that hour, Phil. You're lucky you have viewers left. Settle the fuck down.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

His playthroughs are getting weirder. It used to be he just sucked at the game and raged, or he coasted and it was boring. Now he's letting his contrarian personality infect his games.
He's a completionist when it is boring to do so, but he'll skip things people want to see for weird contrived reasons (no dating missions, I'm married).
He will insist on doing simple things the hardest way, but then when he's up against a challenge people want to see, will demand a guide from the chat or cheese it.
He'll fumble blind though a section for an hour ignoring all help, and then blaze though sections people like by looking up a guide on his break.
He'll pause gameplay to practice a mechanic (like the side-flip in M64) that is of no use, but he will outright refuse to learn mechanics that are useful (flying with the wing cap).
He'll become fixated on some side quests or side content and interrupt the story (Judgement), but will outright refuse to explore areas of a game people ask for (The Nether).
I can't think of another streamer that is this antagonistic towards his audience's interests.

I noticed this too. Trying to find a pattern and usually he seems to stick to wasting time on things usually around/before his break time(2pm his time). He seemed to have taken it at 1:40pm today, so a bit early. It was around 30 minutes, and possibly more. I left around when it was 2:08pm.

Maybe he's trying to pace through a game to expand its life so he can continue to fill a schedule. If by some reason he's not on schedule through a game, he will either just waste time on menial shit or just plow through it with no care. Some games he will collect everything in the game like Sekiro, or just straight up not care for it. Maybe it depends on if he likes it or not, or tries to see if the payout is worth it.

He has had good interaction$ today and on his last stream of Mario64, so that's probably why he's being a completionist.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Interesting, he just said to Kekon out of nowhere that he saw a while ago that Kekon was playing SM64 on his stream. He asked Kekon what he thought of the game.
He never asks things like that unprompted, and this is one of the few times he has ever indicated that he has watched one of his hosted streamers.

So, is he doing that because he's feeling insecure about his very limited friendships after Brian shit on him, so he's publicly acting chill with his other co-op buddy?
Or is he doing this because Tevin called him out a few days ago for never saying anything to, or watching the fans that he hosts?