Peter Coffin, his realdoll/fake girlfriend Kimi Kobayashi, and his estranged wife Ashleigh Coffin - Cis Male Cuck, Pretend Agender; Kicks Self in Balls, Sockpuppeted as Own GF, RAPE APOLOGIST, plus his ex-wife

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I am confused on the Babe. There was some analytics of the images with baby done and did not seem convincing to be edited or not.,
It is strange that Harrison does not in image seem to be so premature as his birth document and Ashleigh's Blog alledges. My twins sister and I were born premature and she at 3 lbs and I at 2 lbs 3 oz- Harrison suspposed to be born at 3 lbs and some- and I can tell you it is a long time before coming home from hospital(me 6 months), and also health issues and monitor stickers and things for long time. Not the baby which seems normal weight and size so rapidly.
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As the mother of a 28 weeker preemie, I have to speak up and add to this. My baby was 2lb 9oz, she was up to 5lbs and had no health setbacks and was released from NICU a month before what my due date was supposed to be and 2 years later is still healthy with no problems. We didnt bring home any monitors and she hasnt had any health problems. It is entirely possible for the "baby" to be premature and still look a healthy size with no monitors.

That said, they don't talk like the baby is a preemie at all. Any preemie mom is keen to tell you about the paranoid bubble they live in post-NICU, especially if it is her first child. It becomes an obsession. There are also terms and things that they have not used that are second nature, like referring to the baby as "# weeker" or always making sure to point out your preemie has an "adjusted age" and an "actual age", lots of little things every preemie mom does, she doesn't do at all. This baby is undoubtedly fake, I just cant figure out if he's "borrowing" someone else's kid or he is using a doll for that too. Those reborns can be creepy realistic...
 
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There was a vine posted somewhere with Peter holding the baby and the baby is moving a lot and pretty obviously a real live baby. Not the creepy mask vine. So the question is more whose baby is it? Or maybe he had a doll made of someone elses baby he is in touch with and there is also a real baby he occasionally has access to?
 
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"Ashleigh" posted a few pictures today from when she had "Harrison"...

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Another baby bump pic. This is meant to be from when she was 9 months pregnant, but it looks more like a woman who's 3 or 4 months along.

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I think this is supposed to be a selfie in the hospital restroom. Aside from the usual weird death grip on her phone, notice how her boobs and baby bump are noticeably smaller than in other pictures.

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"Ashleigh" in labor? I could be wrong about this, but I think when you have a baby, you have to wear a hospital gown and can't wear your own clothes. (Moms, feel free to correct me if I'm misinformed on that!)

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Baby Harrison. Note the flower clipart covering up his entire face.
Edited to add: Also note that the picture has a fuzzy, grainy quality consistent with a phone camera, but the writing ("Harrison" and the piece of paper that appears to say "Coffin") looks much more crisp and defined. Maybe shooped?
 
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pickletickle said:
As the mother of a 28 weeker preemie, I have to speak up and add to this. My baby was 2lb 9oz, she was up to 5lbs and had no health setbacks and was released from NICU a month before what my due date was supposed to be and 2 years later is still healthy with no problems. We didnt bring home any monitors and she hasnt had any health problems. It is entirely possible for the "baby" to be premature and still look a healthy size with no monitors.

That said, they don't talk like the baby is a preemie at all. Any preemie mom is keen to tell you about the paranoid bubble they live in post-NICU, especially if it is her first child. It becomes an obsession. There are also terms and things that they have not used that are second nature, like referring to the baby as "# weeker" or always making sure to point out your preemie has an "adjusted age" and an "actual age", lots of little things every preemie mom does, she doesn't do at all. This baby is undoubtedly fake, I just cant figure out if he's "borrowing" someone else's kid or he is using a doll for that too. Those reborns can be creepy realistic...
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Thank you for the Information!
I am very glad your baby is healthy and happy now! I hope life is very full of happiness for you and your family for a very long time.
It seems, reading now from a basic search, that things have improved very much in NICU since my birth and that most premature babies do come home at almost half the time my sister and I had to stay. (she was 3 months in hospital, being the larger of us, though her feet and leg surgeries went on for a while, it was doubtful she would walk- she did)
My Sister and I were born with a very rare genetic condition along with permaturity, I am supposing this may have made our stay longer because of complications. (and it was before such a condition could be diagnosed)
My sis died a few years ago because of this condition, and I deal with it too so it has been there lurking all along through Life.

But now I'm straying away from the Subject so I'll stop.

I am glad that your Babe did well and that parents now have an easier time when they have premature babies.
Still like you say the lack of discussion on the topic- even the weight gain and growth, is vbery strange from the parents Peter and Ashleigh.
I find it so odd that for Ashleigh- who took a Foto in the hospital in her surgery dress in a bathroom the day of her delivery!- and is clearly not adverse to posting such intimate things online for all, would be reluctant to discuss the baby.


(edit re the Post above: there was extensive image analysis of that Baby image on the /Cow. The name "Harrison" is evidenced to be photoshopped. I am no expert on that but if you are curious on this it might be worth search for that discussion on InfinityChan. Also it seems odd he is not in incubator if he was so small a premature Birth

Also discussion that the blau pants "baby bump" is actually her butt not belly, can any confirm or decry this?? )
 
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$16,000? Looks like Pete is a strong believer in the Chandler school of debt management.

Also, for that same price he probably could've paid a hot college girl to take the occasional video and pretend to be his girlfriend for the internet for a year or two, and had the payments spread out.
 
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pickletickle said:
This baby is undoubtedly fake, I just cant figure out if he's "borrowing" someone else's kid or he is using a doll for that too. Those reborns can be creepy realistic...
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I'm pretty sure the "Darth Maul shaking a baby" video is using a fake. The baby barely moves at all. A real infant of comparable size would be limp and floppy, without the muscle tone to remain motionless while being shaken like that. The lack of muscle tone is exactly why it is dangerous to shake a real baby like that.
 
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I'm pretty sure the "Darth Maul shaking a baby" video is using a fake. The baby barely moves at all. A real infant of comparable size would be limp and floppy, without the muscle tone to remain motionless while being shaken like that. The lack of muscle tone is exactly why it is dangerous to shake a real baby like that.
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Probably bought one of those creepy-ass reborn dolls.
 
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"Ashleigh" posted a few pictures today from when she had "Harrison"...

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Another baby bump pic. This is meant to be from when she was 9 months pregnant, but it looks more like a woman who's 3 or 4 months along.

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I think this is supposed to be a selfie in the hospital restroom. Aside from the usual weird death grip on her phone, notice how her boobs and baby bump are noticeably smaller than in other pictures.

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"Ashleigh" in labor? I could be wrong about this, but I think when you have a baby, you have to wear a hospital gown and can't wear your own clothes. (Moms, feel free to correct me if I'm misinformed on that!)

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Baby Harrison. Note how the flower decoration covers up his entire face.
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No no no no no, this is definitely fishy. Okay, she was never 9 months pregnant The baby was supposedly born in May and was supposedly due in June, so 8 months tops, but that's not what all my "no"-ing was about

This baby supposedly weighed just over 3lbs. They WILL NOT put a baby in an open air crib if it's under 5lbs, and they wont release them from the hospital under 5lbs either. He would be in an incubator if he was born at 3lbs. There are also precautionary measures taken when a baby is born under 5lbs, and they always look like this for at least a few days while the hospital staff makes sure the baby is capable of breathing/eating/etc on it's own:
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And that is the absolute minimum a newborn preemie gets strapped into when they are born.

She also would not be able to take selfies in the bathroom and stuff as when you are in premature labor, they strap so much shit to you that you can't just get up and walk around. They catheter you too. They do NOT want you to be up and about at all, they want to keep that baby in as long as possible, so they basically forbid you from getting out of the bed.

None of those pictures look like a woman in labor, letalone a woman worried about having her baby born at a mere 3lbs...

But...but...I just can't...WHYYYYYYYY!?!? Why create such a deep rabbit hole!?

ETA: RE: the clothing question: the hospital prefers you wear a hospital gown, but if you bring a nightgown from home (or wanna just do it naked), they will let you. They want you to be comfy...but mothers don't typically wear their nerd tee shirts as it isn't loose fitting. Peculiar, too, how she clearly has a hospital gown in the bathroom, but she doesn't in the bed? Weird.
 
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Petronella said:
"Ashleigh" posted a few pictures today from when she had "Harrison"...

tumblr_niuvgn6ia51r5ygdco1_1280.jpg
Another baby bump pic. This is meant to be from when she was 9 months pregnant, but it looks more like a woman who's 3 or 4 months along.

tumblr_niuvgn6ia51r5ygdco3_1280.jpg
I think this is supposed to be a selfie in the hospital restroom. Aside from the usual weird death grip on her phone, notice how her boobs and baby bump are noticeably smaller than in other pictures.

tumblr_niuvgn6ia51r5ygdco2_1280.jpg
"Ashleigh" in labor? I could be wrong about this, but I think when you have a baby, you have to wear a hospital gown and can't wear your own clothes. (Moms, feel free to correct me if I'm misinformed on that!)

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Baby Harrison. Note the flower clipart covering up his entire face.
Edited to add: Also note that the picture has a fuzzy, grainy quality consistent with a phone camera, but the writing ("Harrison" and the piece of paper that appears to say "Coffin") looks much more crisp and defined. Maybe shooped?
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None of this seems right. The first photo looks more like a side profile of an ass-cheek than someone who is 9 months pregnant. Also, who is taking "sexy" hospital gown pictures?
 
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Petronella said:
"Ashleigh" in labor? I could be wrong about this, but I think when you have a baby, you have to wear a hospital gown and can't wear your own clothes. (Moms, feel free to correct me if I'm misinformed on that!)
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Somebody correct me if I'm wrong, but from what I remember of my niece being born a few years back, that is exactly the case.

Petronella said:
Edited to add: Also note that the picture has a fuzzy, grainy quality consistent with a phone camera, but the writing ("Harrison" and the piece of paper that appears to say "Coffin") looks much more crisp and defined. Maybe shooped?
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Might be the case, actually! Look at how the text warps- it doesn't seem like it would be that warped at that angle. It also looks a fair bit more crisp, even for reflected plastic. Maybe he blurred it?
 
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Using my photoshop skills I pulled up the metadata on the "sexy hospital robe" photo. It's been pretty edited, and not just in the way one would to put 2 photos together like that. There's lots of color balance and additional pasting.

Nice paper trail.
 

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Apparently, the eyes are movable (and replaceable for that matter).

Replacing and positioning the eyes
The position of your Sinthetic’s eyes can greatly change the attitude and appearance of your doll. Take care to keep the eyes in a natural position, both facing the same direction and always make sure to avoid touching or damaging the eyelashes. The eyes are very easy to pose. Simply remove the wig, open the head, put your hand inside the head and use the small adjustment pins to modify the direction your doll is looking.

To remove the eyes, you can very carefully apply a drop of hand sanitizer to the inside of the eye socket with a cotton swab. Wiggle the eye in the socket a little from the inside to distribute the lubricant. This will lubricate the eyeball for easier removal. Gently but firmly pull the eye out of the socket using the peg at the back of the eyeball.

To put new eyes in, lightly lubricate the eyeball with a tiny drop of hand sanitizer, then simply push the eyeball into the socket. You will need to push it a little further in so the eye bulges slightly to make sure the eye is completely in. Release to a natural look, position as desired, then close the head and replace the wig.
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From the creepy site where creepy people buy these creepy things.
 
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dickwad said:
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"Ashleigh" in labor? I could be wrong about this, but I think when you have a baby, you have to wear a hospital gown and can't wear your own clothes. (Moms, feel free to correct me if I'm misinformed on that!)
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Unlike most of her photos, there's actually EXIF data on this one:

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(ETA: archiving her original photo from tumblr here for future reference, though re-upping this one wipes out the EXIF data.)

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