Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod & Ashley Simonetti / Liu the Kitty - Unfunny creepy degenerate "le edgy" reviewer cheated on his girlfriend for a pedophile furfag and cries fake sympathy and depression

[World Star]

A month and a half of caring for a grown cat is still plenty of time to learn about cats and how to take care of them, though.
Adult cats still need to scratch things. Adult cats still need their food and water not within 3 feet of their litter box.
What happened was that Sheep wanted Tuna (her cat), adopted them, and then took care of them entirely all by herself while Tyler, being a manchild with no responsibility under Sheep's roof, took no initiative to help out because the truth of the matter is that Tyler has no real love for animals.

He even admits that he got Blaze from a friends litter of kittens as a spur of the moment decision.
Blaze probably hasn't even been to a vet to be de-wormed and receive basic vaccinations or be tested for FIV.
A basic trip to the vet for the essentials would be $100 MINIMUM. Tyler is flexing his sub count and patreon but no one is gonna live on $1200 a month yet alone with an animal. He's too broke.

Not to mention he could've at least googled 'how to raise a kitten' and get at least a basic idea on how to raise a cat.
Also I would've thought taking a kitten to be registered and vaccinated would be the first thing that anyone who's serious enough about raising a cat to the point where it's the only thing stopping you from killing yourself would do.
Or I guess Tyler's goal here is to have blaze run the actual risk of dying in the next 2-3 years from stuff he could've prevented so he can have this 'tragic' narrative of failed redemption leaving him with only one remaining move to take.

 

[Balanced Boomer]

I mean, looking at Liu, he could have been in pristine condition and it still wouldn't have been a pearl necklace.

It'd be physically impossible.

I dunno. Considering he'll look at dick pics but thinks vaginas are gross, her twinkish, preadolescent boy body might be what gets his mumkey jones'n.

 

[BlancoMailo]

I agree, but I also think that this arc isn't done. So does she come back as a real-life stalker or just remain as an online one? She knows where he lives, probably has a copy of the keys. But I'm not sure if she has enough cash to get back to Iowa, possibly the one thing saving Blaze and Tyler.

Actually that reminds me, @Burning Fanatic, why isn't the dox in the OP?

Also, @MCRonald, I finally managed to get into that unoffical mumkey discord a few days ago and they were saying you tried to dox Sheepover. If accurate, I'm guessing that was a bust?

Edit:

I am calling bullshit on this one.
Either the law is worse than I thought, or he never brought it up cause he WAS a State Witness.
I'd highly doubt they would cut contact with a State Witness a few days after the report.

Legally speaking, Mumkey's claim of Assburger being a rapist is inadmissible as hearsay. Now if Assburger was suing Jackie for calling him a rapist, Mumkey's testimony would be fine as it would be him reporting on something he directly witnessed. In this case though, he merely heard something Jackie said while not under oath, which is meaningless from a legal perspective.

 

[Burning Fanatic]

Actually that reminds me, @Burning Fanatic, why isn't the dox in the OP?

Also, @MCRonald, I finally managed to get into that unoffical mumkey discord a few days ago and they were saying you tried to dox Sheepover. If accurate, I'm guessing that was a bust?

Because nobody told me about it until now. I’ll update it later on.

 

[Love Machine]

Mumkey is just a nihilism fag that is only into it because its too hard try and live your life and find your own purpose in it, and living life "honorably" or with a code is work. 99% of nihilists are nihilists out of convenience.

 

[fartsnstuf]

not sure if anyone knows but I found Mumkey's older youtube account:

it's pretty much a treasure trove of Tyler being like he is right now to his former childhood friend, Ryan Kuebler (Youtube: Rykueb02)

I dunno. Considering he'll look at dick pics but thinks vaginas are gross, her twinkish, preadolescent boy body might be what gets his mumkey jones'n.

he and his former friend made the titular video down below, it's hilarious in hindsight knowing what we possibly know right now

 

[Love Machine]

not sure if anyone knows but I found Mumkey's older youtube account:

it's pretty much a treasure trove of Tyler being like he is right now to his former childhood friend, Ryan Kuebler (Youtube: Rykueb02)


he and his former friend made the titular video down below, it's hilarious in hindsight knowing what we possibly know right now

Have you backed up all the videos? he might be looking at this thread and shred the channel.

 

[fartsnstuf]

Have you backed up all the videos? he might be looking at this thread and shred the channel.

i am in the process at the moment, will update when doing so

EDIT UPDATE: all 4 videos of his old channel have been backed up

Spoiler: Tyler Millard's edgelord child videos

 

[Love Machine]

i am in the process at the moment, will update when doing so

be quick my friend.

 

[MCRonald]

Also, @MCRonald, I finally managed to get into that unoffical mumkey discord a few days ago and they were saying you tried to dox Sheepover. If accurate, I'm guessing that was a bust?

Huh?
This is news to me, no clue why they think I would, I don't even know Sheep's name.

 

[The Pink Panther]

i am in the process at the moment, will update when doing so

EDIT UPDATE: all 4 videos of his old channel have been backed up

Spoiler: Tyler Millard's edgelord child videos

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This little dude has had the same sort of edgelord humor since he was kiddie.

 

[Five Star Man]

From cow anthropologist to cow himself. Like some kind of retarded internet warlock who destroyed himself by meddling with dark magic. Mumkey really is a tragedy.

 

[boku-chan]

Looks like we were right. Season finale coming up!
Inb4 it turns out Tyler was hiding something in all of his shaming Assburger.

 

[wwwwwww]

Looks like we were right. Season finale coming up!
Inb4 it turns out Tyler was hiding something in all of his shaming Assburger.

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I doubt most of what Liu will say is going to be true since she has tried to make herself a victim after every breakup she is in.

 

[boku-chan]

I doubt most of what Liu will say is going to be true since she has tried to make herself a victim after every breakup she is in.

That's fair. The validity of her claims will pretty much entirely rely on any receipts she might have which I would imagine would be a lot given how much they were in communication.
I secretly hope she has a ton of damning evidence against him and gets Tyler cancelled so his Patreon dips even more and he has to face some consequences.
Optimistic, I know.

 

[war has changed]

Looks like we were right. Season finale coming up!
Inb4 it turns out Tyler was hiding something in all of his shaming Assburger.

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Looks like Mumkey isn't the only one treating his tragedies and traumas as soap operas and thriller movies.

 

[LoopBird]

Looks like we were right. Season finale coming up!
Inb4 it turns out Tyler was hiding something in all of his shaming Assburger.

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Nuclear #metoo incoming

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Nuclear #metoo incoming

Mumkeys about to learn the hard way why you don't stick your dick in crazy.

That's fair. The validity of her claims will pretty much entirely rely on any receipts she might have which I would imagine would be a lot given how much they were in communication.
I secretly hope she has a ton of damning evidence against him and gets Tyler cancelled so his Patreon dips even more and he has to face some consequences.
Optimistic, I know.

I have conflicted feeling about this. On the one hand Mumkey needs to grow the fuck up. On the other I don't want her to come out with a bunch of bullshit that will cause more harm to Mumkeys life and any future career prospects he hasn't already ruined by being Mumkey Jones. Yeah he's an immature dickhead right now but I don't think he's a bad person.

 

[RatedTardSuperstar]

Nuclear #metoo incoming

I would think what's left of his audience wouldn't be in the "Beliebe Wahmenn" camp, and Liu is as trustworthy as expired gas station sushi but who knows at this point where the lollercoaster goes.

 

[averagejane]

I wouldn't believe anything she says. She's a lunatic and a pedo therefore unable to play victim.

But if she's got actual proof of more embarrassing tyler shit, that might(?) be a bit entertaining. If all this has taught me anything it's that Tylers a tiny man with a huge ego and he can't stand being the butt of the joke. and there's nothing worse than an internet 'funny man' who can't laugh at himself.
all Tyler knows how to do is cry and call anyone who doesn't pity him an incel.