Peter Coffin, his realdoll/fake girlfriend Kimi Kobayashi, and his estranged wife Ashleigh Coffin - Cis Male Cuck, Pretend Agender; Kicks Self in Balls, Sockpuppeted as Own GF, RAPE APOLOGIST, plus his ex-wife

[Francis York Morgan]

Spoiler: Large photo #3

"Ashleigh" in labor? I could be wrong about this, but I think when you have a baby, you have to wear a hospital gown and can't wear your own clothes. (Moms, feel free to correct me if I'm misinformed on that!)

I'm a little surprised that it hasn't been mentioned yet, but that IV isn't properly placed. There are other problems with this pic but that was one of the mistakes that stood out to me immediately.

 

[Sigyn]

Picture 1 is an obvious shop and I think may be a butt standing in for the baby bump. It looks like he took a pic of his own butt, and one of the doll with it's shirt held up, made a composite and used the arm to mask where they go together. The butt/belly features a pretty clear pixel line.

Lmao. Can you imagine taking photos of your own butt to use as your wife's 'baby bump'? Like, what was he thinking as he did it? Also its obviously a butt because she doesn't even have a bellybutton or the shadow of one in the pic.

 

[IncinerateChicken]

So, as a newfag to the adventures of Mr. Coffin, what makes him lolcow material? Besides his shooped, possibly-plastic wife?

 

[Sussuro]

"Ashleigh" in labor? I could be wrong about this, but I think when you have a baby, you have to wear a hospital gown and can't wear your own clothes. (Moms, feel free to correct me if I'm misinformed on that!)

Okay, here is something else to consider: There was that debate about whether she'd be allowed to wear the graphic T-shirt during childbirth, and someone said that they'd only have to wear a hospital gown if the mother was having a c-section.

Ashleigh had a c-section. She talks a lot about the scar on Tumblr (also she refers to giving birth to her child as "major abdominal surgery" that gets in the way of her workouts, but that is another topic entirely)

So why would she change out of the hospital gown and into the T-shirt to take a mid-labour selfie of her boobs (a boobfie?) only to put the gown back on and rush off to surgery?

Also I have no experience in a neonatal ward or whatever but why is there an ECG machine in the room? Surely they have heart monitors?

Edit: Wrong quote because autism. Fix'd. Although the IV thing is a great point and although I've had plenty of IV's I'd never have noticed...

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

Here's a relevant thread from Our Doll Community showing pictures that won community awards. Most of them aren't terribly processed, but it's easy to see that with a little blurring and some degradation of quality, it would be fairly easy to make some of these quite convincing.

This is a subforum specifically about Sinthetics.

What strikes me is how many of these doll aficionados have created imaginary lives for their dolls, establishing online footprints of a scope and scale similar to "Ashleigh's." On twitter, vine, facebook, tumblr, vk and so on, these dolls participate in various hobbies and fandoms, interact with other social media users who may or may not know they are sex dolls, correspond with invented "friends" and "family members" - some of these personae are sustained for years and years and years.

It's remarkable how, even among grown men rp-ing as sex dolls online, Mr. Coffin stands out as a massively dysfunctional oddball.

 

[pickledance]

I'm a little surprised that it hasn't been mentioned yet, but that IV isn't properly placed. There are other problems with this pic but that was one of the mistakes that stood out to me immediately.

True, I've had a lower arm IV, it's much more under the thumb, the place it's in on that photo have no good veins for a steady drip. IVs have to bee in bigger, hardier veins or you'll get a blow out.

 

[Sigyn]

So, as a newfag to the adventures of Mr. Coffin, what makes him lolcow material? Besides his shooped, possibly-plastic wife?

the fact that this isn't the first time he's faked a girlfriends existence, the last one lasted a year before it was outed, and the fact that he's apparantley decided to do it again. Also he kicked himself in the balls on TV. That's pretty bad IMO.

 

[IncinerateChicken]

the fact that this isn't the first time he's faked a girlfriends existence, the last one lasted a year before it was outed, and the fact that he's apparantley decided to do it again. Also he kicked himself in the balls on TV. That's pretty bad IMO.

Well, that would qualify.

So, given he's pulled this shit before, why would anyone not think this is Photoshop fuckness?

 

[MACH-IV]

So, as a newfag to the adventures of Mr. Coffin, what makes him lolcow material? Besides his shooped, possibly-plastic wife?

He's also an active SJW GamerGate activist with an insanely unfunny Youtube channel who grows more pathetic with each attempt to gain acceptance.

 

[IncinerateChicken]

He's also an active SJW GamerGate activist with an insanely unfunny Youtube channel who grows more pathetic with each attempt to gain acceptance.

But is he Chris-tier?

I mean, even our favorite autistic didn't give his sex dolls personalities, so I would think that's enough right there.

And SJWs can STFU in general.

 

[Varkhan Sol]

Oh what I would give to hand out "horrifying" ratings like candy in this thread...

 

[TM Ambrose]

I'm a little surprised that it hasn't been mentioned yet, but that IV isn't properly placed. There are other problems with this pic but that was one of the mistakes that stood out to me immediately.

I noticed that too, but I only knew through my experience. It doesn't even look properly secured.

 

[MACH-IV]

But is he Chris-tier?

I mean, even our favorite autistic didn't give his sex dolls personalities, so I would think that's enough right there.

And SJWs can STFU in general.

He's Chris-tier for sure. A guy lost in his fantasies, with no shame, who never learns from his mistakes, and somehow just keeps getting worse as time goes on. He had his name and reputation slaughtered online years ago, but keeps coming back, probably thinking he can somehow gain control and redeem himself to a community of people who only want to laugh at him.

 

[Doctor Duke]

idk if he took a picture of his own butt to shop onto a doll to make a baby bump i think he lapped most lolcows like this shit was snes mario kart

 

[Uzumaki]

So, given he's pulled this shit before, why would anyone not think this is Photoshop fuckness?

Unmitigated credulity.

 

[Metagross]

My girlfriend is going to make an account just to get in on this thread lmao.

To be honest, reading through her tumblr I have to admit it does sound a bit off. Especially by the way she sounds very insecure and talks about her BDD and other such things. It sounds like the sort of thing someone would read about, then try to recite back and in my opinion it doesn't sound too sincere. I deal with similar issues, and I personally don't think I'd be so eager to say things like "Losing weight is the best way to get back at the people who made you feel like shit lol." Idk. It just seems weird.

Also! What a perfect way to make a sympathetic excuse as to why she won't be on video. BDD is a little more clinically involved than just ,"Body image issues." If she is a real person dealing with this I would feel very sorry for her, it's terrible, but it seems like a convenient explanation that people wouldn't want to call them out on due to their fear of offending/hurting someone with an illness.

 

[blaupunkt]

The baby in that pic being one of his brothers' makes sense, and the flower obscuring its face would hide the fact that it's not that other baby in the video.

What strikes me is how many of these doll aficionados have created imaginary lives for their dolls, establishing online footprints of a scope and scale similar to "Ashleigh's." On twitter, vine, facebook, tumblr, vk and so on, these dolls participate in various hobbies and fandoms, interact with other social media users who may or may not know they are sex dolls, correspond with invented "friends" and "family members" - some of these personae are sustained for years and years and years.

It's remarkable how, even among grown men rp-ing as sex dolls online, Mr. Coffin stands out as a massively dysfunctional oddball.

I posted on SA in the years when they followed Kevin Havens. And he only stood out because he was a massive shitheel to other people, mainly his disabled girlfriend. I think in general the dollfucking community tends to be low-key; the majority of them aren't attempting to pass their dolls off as living people. Like, if you talk to them and ask them about it they'll readily admit that, no, their dolls aren't real people and, no, they aren't actually married to them - they're just "real to them". They're oddballs, sure, and some are super creepy, but for obvious reasons they don't really want a whole lot of attention drawn to them so they don't do what Peter is doing - which is making a big huge show about his waifu and weaving a big, unnecessarily complicated web to prove her existence as a real person to a bunch of strangers on the internet.

And you can say he doesn't care to prove anything and that's why no video, but the fact that he's gone to the trouble of badly photoshopping himself into pictures with the doll, making up pretend documentation for her, etc. is proof enough that, yeah, he does care that people think he's lying about her. It. Thing.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Another thing, I can't believe it took people 8 days to find the model of doll. Like seriously how many fucking real doll manufacturers are there?

Is that a question that anybody really wants answered?

But is he Chris-tier?

I mean, even our favorite autistic didn't give his sex dolls personalities, so I would think that's enough right there.

And SJWs can STFU in general.

OPL named his pair of girls "Kimmy' (or whatever the spelling was) and "Officer Nasty"

If you name your "male private pleasure time" dolls, that's already too far.

Also, I'd say Peter's been at this charade of make believe girlfriends for longer than OPL has with their single-minded purpose of achieving the impossible - Coffin hasn't assaulted anybody (that we know of) so it's only as much as OPL getting a felony charge over a goddamn 80's has-been mascot's arms out of the blue by way of gradual build up.

My girlfriend is going to make an account just to get in on this thread lmao.

Can we verify that she isn't also a glorified $16K psuedo-china?

Also! What a perfect way to make a sympathetic excuse as to why she won't be on video. BDD is a little more clinically involved than just ,"Body image issues." If she is a real person dealing with this I would feel very sorry for her, it's terrible, but it seems like a convenient explanation that people wouldn't want to call them out on due to their fear of offending/hurting someone with an illness.

Somebody with body image issues would not be wearing nothing but low-cut shirts that leave nothing to the imagination about her cleavage. Or the size of her bust being so blatantly shown with tight clothing, I suspect she would be wearing turtlenecks or something baggy to hide her funbags if she existed.

 

[MrFloppy]

so, say the weirdest of the weird is true; then what? hes just gonna keep on doing what he does anyway and laugh at his chaos or play it off as a joke. i think peeps are just overly thirsty for cowmilk and are trying too hard to grasp at straws and convince others to force this one. whats the motive here?

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

Here's a relevant thread from Our Doll Community showing pictures that won community awards. Most of them aren't terribly processed, but it's easy to see that with a little blurring and some degradation of quality, it would be fairly easy to make some of these quite convincing.

This is a subforum specifically about Sinthetics.

So, which one of us is brave enough to join their forum and ask a few questions?

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