DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[clownpiss]

phil just went on an unhinged rant that was prompted by nothing after ending his stream. you would think a mature adult with a happy and loving marriage wouldn't require this kind of venting.

but when you have no friends and your wife works a real job while you complain about video games i guess this is how it ends up

 

[samovski]

phil just went on an unhinged rant that was prompted by nothing after ending his stream. you would think a mature adult with a happy and loving marriage wouldn't require this kind of venting.

but when you have no friends and your wife works a real job while you complain about video games i guess this is how it ends up

Won't lie, I hate when he does this. Talks shit about people but only when they're nice and banned so they can't talk back. Constantly calling them 5 year olds though he's the only 1 who acts like a little bitch when it comes to words. Who's the real child and uneducated twat here? The one who talks shit, or the one who cowers behind bans and uses the same tired insults?

Actual cunt.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

This stream was suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper pissy tonight. My favorite thing is that his mods were largely absent and only banned people who were saying actually bannable things (racist shit, "reeeeetard", etc). Infinite even joined in on the fun of laughing at Phil's excuses.

Hope you don't mind me asking since I'm not sure if you're already following his cheers and tips, but if you are I was wondering if there is any difference in contributions after his cat stunt?
I feel like it's slower but he keeps getting random donations, like the 100$ in Minecraft, so it could just be me.

 

[OneDaySon]

Phil:

"Say goodbye to everyone Jasper!!!!!!!!!!"

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Like many people have said. Jasper is absolutely Kat's cat.

 

[huffysan]

The guy who Phil fought the most in Turbo, was actually EvilAJ. Restreaming him on Twitch at the same time.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Won't lie, I hate when he does this. Talks shit about people but only when they're nice and banned so they can't talk back. Constantly calling them 5 year olds though he's the only 1 who acts like a little bitch when it comes to words. Who's the real child and uneducated twat here? The one who talks shit, or the one who cowers behind bans and uses the same tired insults?
Actual cunt.

 

[Adamska]

Rip BabyManGaming123abc and Oozie, long time fans and contributors, officially lean in banned from Phil. Chat is having a field day with this.View attachment 886718

They'll just make alts and give Pig money again. It's the same crowd of tards after all and that's what passes as normal in their defective and low quality reality.

And yeah, Jasper isn't used to Pig touching him. He's not scared of Pig, but he's not really enjoying being picked up wrong like that.

 

[actually]

Won't lie, I hate when he does this. Talks shit about people but only when they're nice and banned so they can't talk back. Constantly calling them 5 year olds though he's the only 1 who acts like a little bitch when it comes to words. Who's the real child and uneducated twat here? The one who talks shit, or the one who cowers behind bans and uses the same tired insults?

Actual cunt.

It's funny that he's also admitting that 5 year olds screaming schoolyard insults is actually getting to him. Seems like an adult should be able to ignore schoolyard insults, right?

Hope you don't mind me asking since I'm not sure if you're already following his cheers and tips, but if you are I was wondering if there is any difference in contributions after his cat stunt?
I feel like it's slower but he keeps getting random donations, like the 100$ in Minecraft, so it could just be me.

Without comparing to other months, it's hard to tell for sure, but it's been a bit slower, I'd say. What I'm curious to see by the end of the month is not so much the total intake, but whether any of the usual cheerers and/or tippers have reduced (or completely gone) totals. I'm seeing some signs so far, but I don't want to say too much and jinx it.

 

[BabygotACKACKACK]

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Jesus in that last picture his face looks so saggy and wrinkled I would think he was 50 going on 60
why does he keep doing these stupid faces and constantly leaning back and forth and looking left and right?

he wasn't saying anything funny or whatever there, he was just making his YT vid intro for GTA 4

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love how not even a minute into the video he says that he's only playing it for money because his old playthrough got demonetized because of the music, so much for "making fuck-all money" on yt

 

[Slander Man]

If you squint your eyes and stare at Dave's face you will see Batman

 

[BabygotACKACKACK]

Phil really going hard on them bans, Goodbye 2 top cheerer ripView attachment 886740

I used to feel bad for paypigs but after seeing them devouring the bottom line they would sooner turn against each other before they abandon the lord of gout

 

[MoonRocker]

Jesus, his SF "chill" stream tonight was so fucking salty.

EvilAJ (RugalBurnstein) fucking tore him a new one.

In typical Phil fashion, instead of being a good sport and admitting that he's being outplayed, he constantly got destroyed, blamed everything and everyone for his poor skills then proceeded to periodically ban "trolls" and other chat members simply for stating simple observations.

How does this guy live with himself? The level of cognitive dissonance is nothing like I've ever seen in any adult I've come across.

 

[Borzoi]

If you squint your eyes and stare at Dave's face you will see BatmanView attachment 886807

 

[GnomeofDoc]

Is that what Pig looks like now? Because if so, he's aged three to five years in like one.

his eyes are so squinty and or his skin around his eyes are swelling and is trying to blind him.

 

[PinkRibbonScars]

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I'm speechless

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Jesus, his SF "chill" stream tonight was so fucking salty.

EvilAJ (RugalBurnstein) fucking tore him a new one.

In typical Phil fashion, instead of being a good sport and admitting that he's being outplayed, he constantly got destroyed, blamed everything and everyone for his poor skills then proceeded to periodically ban "trolls" and other chat members simply for stating simple observations.

How does this guy live with himself? The level of cognitive dissonance is nothing like I've ever seen in any adult I've come across.

You can slowly see him decent into saltness from start to finish. He goes from "Whoa nice parry! This guy knows how to parry single hits very well!" to "Of course Aegis Reflector. Whats with all these Uriens tonight?" or "He only won because he counterpicked with chun-li!".

That was just 3rd Strike. He got ultra mad at his beloved Super Turbo. Mentioned how he wont touch Guilty Gear. Too complicated for him. Not interested in Samurai Showdown which is a game he would love since he hates flashy long combos and the mechanics are a bit more simpler than other fighters.

He just wants to stick to Simple Turbo because he knows the game inside out apparently and can win at it(Despite the fact it's the wrong game speed REEEEE).

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

Back in 2011 Phil went all in on bulldozing his way through Catherine on Xbox 360 to meet those high I'm Mr Views so give me muh dues standards. Cut to September 3rd 2019 and the remake Catherine: Full Body will be releasing in the west. Since the season Premiere of I Have a Wife! it seems quite likely that "modern era" DSP will be swerving on by yet another hot new release because he's not going to cheat on the real authentic Katherine with fake waifu kitties Catherine, Katherine or Rin.

It's a pity since I hear new character addition Rin is an alien and would perhaps prove to be a preferable soulmaidu for a fucking outer world oddity like Phil Burnell. The game features a story focused on sex, love and fidelity and includes a couch co-op challenge mode fit for a loving couple like Phil and Kat.. the same Kat who loves weeb/atlus games.

But y'know he doesn't need games like this anymore dood. Too machoor. He prefers the refined narrative complexity of... Minecraft and Mario 64.

I vaguely remember him saying that he won't play the Catherine remake even before the whole "I'm married, DOOD"-schtick.

The reason he gave was something along the lines that it is a niche title and if somebody wants to see it, they should watch his original playthrough of the game.

 

[harbinger]

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don't mean to clutter the thread but this guys hilarious, shaving for his day off and calling the people who are his livelihood not "real people".

Jokes on him. Everyone who knows who Phil is knows he’s a bum whether he shaves or not.

 

[kamekmagik]

Hey guys, I'm a little down I hope you don't mind me ranting a bit.

Things have been going so good with my gf for several years. We wanted to get married. Unfortunately I started playing the new Fire Emblem and found my waifu (Mercedes btw). I had thought that having a waifu, for 95% of people, was just a goofy way of saying who was your favorite character. And that going through romance subplots was just a way to experience more of the story that the developer worked on making.

Once I started playing FE and working on my support relationships, I realized the reason why I was doing this was because my real relationship is not as fulfilling as Phil's, who is smart enough to stay away from these toxic games.

I don't know how to break it to my girlfriend

 

[rizlajizzla]

Phil's love is motherfucking worthless.

Phil feels no responsibility to those he loves, he simply would not think to put their needs above his own and he is clearly quick to abandon anything he loves if it is no longer useful, or pisses him off. Phil will lie about love, and I am sure he can only love a thing that is, ultimately, simply a mirror of himself. He loves very few things or people. His heart is a dry, crusty thing, and stingy. If Phil's heart were a pussy, it would have cobwebs in it. Or be haunted.

But, I really can see he loves Jasper. I don't mean to say he will take good care of him, or that he did or didn't mutilate him, or that his love is worth a squirt of piss... But, yeah, he wuv him widdel Mistur Jaspurrr. Little Goldnugget really seems happy with him, and Phil showed actual, warm, unfakeable humanoid love. I know kitties, kitties are evil, if Phil was a cunt to Little Goldnugget, Little Goldnugget would just fuck him up. Phil's not even a titty streamer, he's gone straight to pussy shots. (groooooaaaaaaaannnnnn)

Now, having seen how Phil reacts to something he loves.... look at how he reacts to everything he says he loves, but clearly doesn't...

He loves the fuck out of some drama! He was transported with glee at getting to catch someone actually trying to fuck with him a little. Oh, that really got his pecker up. Best thing in ages. He'll be delighted & buzzing about that for fucking ever.

So, we've seen him act with love and bounce with enthusiasm, but his whole Soulmate gets this awkward bullshit:

I think Jasper McMoneygrab may have actually come declawed. When Phil has new information, he reports it back as it was told to him, verbatim, it seems, except for lies & embellishments; those he goes offscript. He was presenting all that shit like someone else told him. I don't know. And people do haul rescue animals all over the US to avoid kill-shelters. I also think a poor person has the right to have a pet. Not Phil, fuck Phil, but a normal poor person has the right to spend 50p of their last pound on their pet. Pets give more than the money they take. Yes, you need to care for your animals as well or better as you care for yourself, but of all the 10,000 reasons that Phil is a lying fucking cunt, I am a little sympathetic to the base idea of having a kitty. It's just every single other element of it that is a shitshow of hateful greed and fuckery.




So, welcome Agent Jasper Cashgrab, we honour you for taking this highly dangerous and unpleasant deepcover mission for us, The Mentally Ill and Immature Fucking Criminal Asshole Detractors Society*. We salute you, little man.


*I thought to make a cute acronym and shit, but fuck it.