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Chris, please tell us more about the 69 types of Sonichus and other Idea Guy knowledge you so cherish. Honestly, the way he painstakingly maintains IG shitlord-ery as headcanon you'd think they were the best thing that'd ever happened to him. Floor-pissing and -shitting be damned.
 
Good thing he doesn't know shit about Kamen Rider, otherwise he'll use it as a validation to his delusions
I had a moment of panic a couple months ago when he posted something about having watched a "Voltosaur Sentai" video before I realized it was some parody.

Him discovering Toku the same way he suddenly got into Neptunia would be fucking horrible.
 
Wouldn't it be better to eat a whole bunch of strawberries?
Well, if someone had told Chris that old wives tail about eating a bunch of fruit to enhance the flavor of your baby gravy, we wouldn't have gotten the Tomgirl monstrosity we see before us.



I guess that's the price to pay to have something on Netflix, I'm sure in his heart Joe Murray didn't WANT Ralph to be Rachel but the heads at Netflix said "either put something that supports our agenda is this special or you can find another distributor"
No, this was set to premiere on Nick, but it kept getting delayed. Murray had expressed that it was completed about over a year ago, but I'm sure Nick didn't want to go that far left. The tranny story was probably included since the special's inception, and some idiot, liberal exec approved it to premiere in front of a bunch of kids. The higher ups probably shot it down or cancelled it outright until Netflix came knocking. Nick was probably afraid that Zim wouldn't mesh with the demographic, so they decided to give it to Netflix too.
 
Well, if someone had told Chris that old wives tail about eating a bunch of fruit to enhance the flavor of your baby gravy, we wouldn't have gotten the Tomgirl monstrosity we see before us.




No, this was set to premiere on Nick, but it kept getting delayed. Murray had expressed that it was completed about over a year ago, but I'm sure Nick didn't want to go that far left. The tranny story was probably included since the special's inception, and some idiot, liberal exec approved it to premiere in front of a bunch of kids. The higher ups probably shot it down or cancelled it outright until Netflix came knocking. Nick was probably afraid that Zim wouldn't mesh with the demographic, so they decided to give it to Netflix too.
Considering rocko was originally meant to be satire of everyday life '(modern Life) the idea isn't too far off from something the show would have done in it's heyday but really they should have come up with something ANYTHING for Ralph and Ed to not be on speaking terms, because until Ralph comes along there's just so much to like about the special from the orange VHS tapes (loved those as a kid) to the digs at everything from food trucks to darker and edgier reboots.

Anyway getting off topic let's just cut our losses and move on.
 
I had a moment of panic a couple months ago when he posted something about having watched a "Voltosaur Sentai" video before I realized it was some parody.

Him discovering Toku the same way he suddenly got into Neptunia would be fucking horrible.
The only toku he watched was Mighty Morphine Power Rangers, at least that's what "Bring back Zordon" is about
Also, the new Sentai toys have Lego features. I think they're trying to lure Chris
 
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I guess that's the price to pay to have something on Netflix, I'm sure in his heart Joe Murray didn't WANT Ralph to be Rachel but the heads at Netflix said "either put something that supports our agenda is this special or you can find another distributor"

One last, brief bit off off-topic-ness: in all fairness, Ralph was always depicted as the wayward, rebellious sort, the rogue artist type who revels in pissing off his elders and betters and Society in general. His deciding to go troon strikes me as a perfectly valid piece of characterisation for him.

Now, back to Maverick Chris-Chan.
 
I had a moment of panic a couple months ago when he posted something about having watched a "Voltosaur Sentai" video before I realized it was some parody.

Him discovering Toku the same way he suddenly got into Neptunia would be fucking horrible.
I call it the "Chris Chan effect". Where the moment he gets into a fanbase, be it on video games, cartoons or anime, suddenly you start to question your willingness to stay in said fanbase either so you dont get associated with Chris or because Chris's presence makes you wonder if being in said fanbase isnt turning you into Chris without you knowing.
I could never get properly back into pokemon and sonic after a certain point in my life after Chris.
 

Oh? So Chris would have no problem whatsoever with me drawing “Sonichu: The Autismo Years” Where Chris is a sad, homeless hobo-tranny, and Sonichu is his idiot sidekick that he makes dance for change near subway stations?

I promise I’ll credit the original creator!!


Chris, please tell us more about the 69 types of Sonichus and other Idea Guy knowledge you so cherish. Honestly, the way he painstakingly maintains IG shitlord-ery as headcanon you'd think they were the best thing that'd ever happened to him. Floor-pissing and -shitting be damned.

To be fair, the Idea Guy stuff is 200% as creative as anything Chris has ever drawn or written. (Which all can be summed up as: “Things that have happened to Chris” or “Things Chris have seen on TV”.
 
I call it the "Chris Chan effect". Where the moment he gets into a fanbase, be it on video games, cartoons or anime, suddenly you start to question your willingness to stay in said fanbase either so you dont get associated with Chris or because Chris's presence makes you wonder if being in said fanbase isnt turning you into Chris without you knowing.
I could never get properly back into pokemon and sonic after a certain point in my life after Chris.
If you let a cow turn you off something you legitimately enjoy, you're as retarded as they are. Literally no one hears a friend talk about Pokemon and says "heh Chris Chan enjoys that, you're as bad as he is."
 
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This... is a little disturbing. Either Sonichus in chris's head are like pets that you can drag around on a leash, or they're people and have their own lives, and from this it sounds like chris views his make-believe family like pieces of the hoard rather than family like he claims. Maybe this echoes his own feelings on Barb? that he thinks she's disposable?
 
Chris himself has become the Sonichu comic by making all these text walls. Is this what he meant by the merge?
 
I call it the "Chris Chan effect". Where the moment he gets into a fanbase, be it on video games, cartoons or anime, suddenly you start to question your willingness to stay in said fanbase either so you dont get associated with Chris or because Chris's presence makes you wonder if being in said fanbase isnt turning you into Chris without you knowing.
I could never get properly back into pokemon and sonic after a certain point in my life after Chris.
I've said it before but I think one real reason bronycon shuttered its doors is because in 2017 Chris showed his ugly face at the place and suddenly the kiwis where all over it, that and because he kept making an ass of himself in front of everyone from show VAs to members in the fan community (analysts and animators) I'd say that's also why the show's ending but give the people behind it some credit, even they know it isn't respectable for a cartoon to go on and on forever just taking up airtime as a franchise zombie show.
 
Where the moment he gets into a fanbase, be it on video games, cartoons or anime, suddenly you start to question your willingness to stay in said fanbase either so you dont get associated with Chris or because Chris's presence makes you wonder if being in said fanbase isnt turning you into Chris without you knowing.

When you find an IP without a single tard or repulsive asshole in the fandom, be sure to let us know.
 
I've said it before but I think one real reason bronycon shuttered its doors is because in 2017 Chris showed his ugly face at the place and suddenly the kiwis where all over it, that and because he kept making an ass of himself in front of everyone from show VAs to members in the fan community (analysts and animators) I'd say that's also why the show's ending but give the people behind it some credit, even they know it isn't respectable for a cartoon to go on and on forever just taking up airtime as a franchise zombie show.
Not really sure if I agree with that, although you would arguably have a better informed opinion than I would having been there yourself. I feel as though bronycon type shit is well used to and, even expecting, to be visited by retards like Chris, and I can’t imagine the Farms had so much of an impression or impact on the mood at the actual event. Everyone is already aware that you’d likely be a deviant or sped to attend a con like that.
 
I've said it before but I think one real reason bronycon shuttered its doors is because in 2017 Chris showed his ugly face at the place and suddenly the kiwis where all over it, that and because he kept making an ass of himself in front of everyone from show VAs to members in the fan community (analysts and animators) I'd say that's also why the show's ending but give the people behind it some credit, even they know it isn't respectable for a cartoon to go on and on forever just taking up airtime as a franchise zombie show.
This makes Chris seem waaaay more notable and well-known than he is. Bronycon shut down because the show ran out of steam and viewers, and why have a con about a show that no longer exists and will rapidly diminish in relevance.

Occam’s Razor.
 
That's why I said ONE reason not THE reason
I still think that’s assuming too much. Chris is quite notable, but at the same time I doubt he is notable or even unique enough among the other spergs and creeps at bronycon. There are probably hundreds of people who behave worse than Chris, and Kiwis are generally not seen or heard as it kinda defeats the purpose of documenting (arguably stalking if you follow Chris around all day) people.
 
This makes Chris seem waaaay more notable and well-known than he is. Bronycon shut down because the show ran out of steam and viewers, and why have a con about a show that no longer exists and will rapidly diminish in relevance.

Occam’s Razor.
I still think that’s assuming too much. Chris is quite notable, but at the same time I doubt he is notable or even unique enough among the other spergs and creeps at bronycon. There are probably hundreds of people who behave worse than Chris, and Kiwis are generally not seen or heard as it kinda defeats the purpose of documenting (arguably stalking if you follow Chris around all day) people.
Chris isn’t even in the top 50 of grossest bronies.
This is just not true. While Chris may not be the worst, he still stands out as one of the grossest and weirdest around.
 
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