Peter Coffin, his realdoll/fake girlfriend Kimi Kobayashi, and his estranged wife Ashleigh Coffin - Cis Male Cuck, Pretend Agender; Kicks Self in Balls, Sockpuppeted as Own GF, RAPE APOLOGIST, plus his ex-wife

[Rogowski]

Has anyone reasonably answered why, if he has access to the doll, and 'supposedly' he's so good at posing and photoshopping it that he can fool anyone but your careful eyes, why oh why then there's not lots and lots of photos of the two of them together? It should be zero effort to him if he's got the doll with him, right?


(edit: -hint- maybe whatever the explanation is there is no doll involved)

that's the thing, he really isn't that good at posing her, at least to do the degree that there aren't telltale signs. I get the skepticism, I really do. But there's just certain things that throw up red flags for me. like this.

Why don't her eyes ever move?

 

[Ron_Swanson]

All of those are selfies. Maybe, -maybe- because in every one she's been looking at the same spot, every time: her phone's screen.

 

[crease danger]

that's the thing, he really isn't that good at posing her, at least to do the degree that there aren't telltale signs. I get the skepticism, I really do. But there's just certain things that throw up red flags for me. like this.

Why don't her eyes ever move?

It's B^U IRL but a thousand times creepier.

 

[Rogowski]

All of those are selfies. Maybe, -maybe- because in every one she's been looking at the same spot, every time: her phone's screen.

I know I'm not going to change your mind, I'm just stating what still has me on the fence. If you look at the reflection in her glasses too, it doesn't even look like the camera app is open in her iPhone.

 

[blaupunkt]

I know I'm not going to change your mind, I'm just stating what still has me on the fence. If you look at the reflection in her glasses too, it doesn't even look like the camera app is open in her iPhone.

It could be power of suggestion but if you watch her glasses you can also see what appears to be flashes of a person's reflections with his elbows out as if he's holding something like, y'know. A camera.

 

[Rogowski]

Now you're just being silly.

 

[MrTroll]

There is a doll involved. There is too much evidence to deny it anymore.
A doll with the exact same near impossible proportions of Peter's "wife" has been posted, and several pics of Ashely were proven shops. It's weird, because there are a lot of things that don't make sense but at this point we need to accept the fact that there is a doll. There are a lot of other things that don't make complete sense, but Peter has been taking pictures of a doll and saying it's his wife.

The only evidence I've seen is a passing resemblance to a $16,000 doll that has to be specially ordered from a retailer in China. I'm not prepared to accept that an unemployed would-be internet comedian managed to scrounge together a small fortune to import a high-end sex doll, forge a marriage certificate and other official documents to create the illusion that she's a real person he is married to, create a tumblr and twitter account for her that has has been updating regularly with dozens if not hundreds of pictures for years plus various sockpuppet social media profiles for her friends and family, in addition to somehow involving a real live human baby of unknown provenance to complete the charade, and all to either (A) troll people or (B) drum up attention to his youtube channel that makes him a whopping 200 bucks a month through Patron donations.

Some of the theories being floated in this thread are full-on 9/11 truther levels of crazy. If this guy is capable of doing half the shit some of you guys are giving him credit for, he's a god damn renaissance man.

 

[Pikonic]

that's the thing, he really isn't that good at posing her, at least to do the degree that there aren't telltale signs. I get the skepticism, I really do. But there's just certain things that throw up red flags for me. like this.

Why don't her eyes ever move?

All of those are selfies. Maybe, -maybe- because in every one she's been looking at the same spot, every time: her phone's screen.

You know what catches my eye? Not the eyes, the eyebrows. The eyebrows never change. So,
A) Those are her natural eye brows (not likely)
B) She's managed to get the exact same brow shape for every picture without a single imperfection,
meaning she gets them done by the same person everytime without a single deviation ever happening (even less likely than A)
C) Bitch ain't real.

 

[Rogowski]

Some of the theories being floated in this thread are full-on 9/11 truther levels of crazy. If this guy is capable of doing half the shit some of you guys are giving him credit for, he's a god damn renaissance man.

I'm sure people would've said the same before the Xiaxue blog. So that's okay.

 

[Zekesman]

It could be power of suggestion but if you watch her glasses you can also see what appears to be flashes of a person's reflections with his elbows out as if he's holding something like, y'know. A camera.

Quick we need a CSI image enhancer to x-ray the guys pocket for a receipt of a doll!

 

[Rogowski]

Too bad SkyRaider doesn't live in SLC, we could get him to go on an adventure.

 

[Ron_Swanson]

I know I'm not going to change your mind, I'm just stating what still has me on the fence. If you look at the reflection in her glasses too, it doesn't even look like the camera app is open in her iPhone.

Well, you asked, I gave what I thought was a very reasonable answer. I would change my mind, but no one has presented any real evidence as to the existence of a doll, other than a doll catalog having a reasonably look-alike model, all other arguments are 'looks eerie' or 'must be shopped on', nothing of real substance. MACH-IV's post is cute, it's all basically "I can't even link to any proof but totes take my word for it, there must be a doll!"

No one has answered how he goes around setting the doll up for so many pictures. No one answered why if there IS a doll, he doesn't pose with her more often.

The arguments the people in favor of her being a doll are making, are way more complicated than the alternative, that there IS a real person. That's basically what I'm trying to say.


EDIT:

The only evidence I've seen is a passing resemblance to a $16,000 doll that has to be specially ordered from a retailer in China. I'm not prepared to accept that an unemployed would-be internet comedian managed to scrounge together a small fortune to import a high-end sex doll, forge a marriage certificate and other official documents to create the illusion that she's a real person he is married to, create a tumblr and twitter account for her that has has been updating regularly with dozens if not hundreds of pictures for years plus various sockpuppet social media profiles for her friends and family, in addition to somehow involving a real live human baby of unknown provenance to complete the charade, and all to either (A) troll people or (B) drum up attention to his youtube channel that makes him a whopping 200 bucks a month through Patron donations.

Some of the theories being floated in this thread are full-on 9/11 truther levels of crazy. If this guy is capable of doing half the shit some of you guys are giving him credit for, he's a god damn renaissance man.

I agree with this so much, especially with the theories.

 

[blaupunkt]

There's plenty of broke dudes who manage to scrounge up the ungodly sums to purchase these dolls. There's a documentary called Guys and Dolls which is weird but interesting. There are a couple of guys who are just relatively well-off Silicon Valley techs who are just too incompetent to make it with a real person, but then there's people like this guy who lives on the dole and has something like three of them. There is, believe it or not, also a used market for these things. Wrap your head around that.

Edit: As to why no together pics except for the Vegas one and that weird shopped one, never underestimate the obliviousness of people who've never heard of a self-timer.

 

[Rogowski]

No one has answered how he goes around setting the doll up for so many pictures. No one answered why if there IS a doll, he doesn't pose with her more often.

Has the topic of doll stands not been brought up yet in this thread? I wouldn't know because I honestly haven't read most of the pages on this thread. It's enormous. Anyways, with a doll stand you can stand your doll up just fine and with the right angle you can hide it. It would also explain those random hearts placed on the photos of her Incredibles cosplay.

http://ourdollcommunity.com/forum/index.php?topic=6101.0

 

[Zekesman]

There's plenty of broke dudes who manage to scrounge up the ungodly sums to purchase these dolls. There's a documentary called Guys and Dolls which is weird but interesting. There are a couple of guys who are just relatively well-off Silicon Valley techs who are just too incompetent to make it with a real person, but then there's people like this guy who lives on the dole and has something like three of them. There is, believe it or not, also a used market for these things. Wrap your head around that.

Edit: As to why no together pics except for the Vegas one and that weird shopped one, never underestimate the obliviousness of people who've never heard of a self-timer.

The difference is that a second hand doll will not look this great or convincing. This has been linked back to a specific doll that is waaaay above his spending grade. Even second hand it'll be too much for this quality. Its not likely i'll have an Experia Z3 for $10, not even second hand.

I'm leaning towards real girl; trolling the internet.

 

[Ron_Swanson]

OH you're the one who thinks he carries the stand into a gas station at 3am in the morning or 'pays off' the attendant to take his pics.

Convoluted theories. I tell you it's simpler that it's a real girl and you tell me it's not because he must have stands that he a) carries with him everywhere along with the doll b) has to set up and take time arranging without security or people looking weird at him. and then c) that he has to carefully shop out of all the lots and lots of pictures in the tumblr. See the fault here?

The people who believe in ancient aliens are the same way. They prefer to come up with a convoluted theory about aliens exisiting and coming here to somehow make the pyramids, instead of the truth, the Egyptians were awesome.

(not that I'm defending this dude or whatever, just saying, still no convincing arguments)

 

[Johnny Bravo]

No one has answered how he goes around setting the doll up for so many pictures. No one answered why if there IS a doll, he doesn't pose with her more often.

1. I don't see how this is a problem. All the pictures that I've seen appear to have been taken in the same location, his apartment. The pictures of Ashleigh outside are only taken from behind and could very well be a real person unaware their photo is being taken.
2. He's probably realized that posing with her only serves to highlight the uncanny valley.

By the way, has there been a verdict on the P.I. being legit or not?

 

[MrTroll]

Has the topic of doll stands not been brought up yet in this thread? I wouldn't know because I honestly haven't read most of the pages on this thread. It's enormous. Anyways, with a doll stand you can stand your doll up just fine and with the right angle you can hide it. It would also explain those random hearts placed on the photos of her Incredibles cosplay.

http://ourdollcommunity.com/forum/index.php?topic=6101.0

http://nihileigh.tumblr.com/tagged/me

I invite you to go through the dozens if not hundreds of pictures on her tumblr where she's standing (in many, while holding an infant) and point out in each of them where, exactly, these gigantic metal doll stands are hiding. If he's using camera angles, photoshop or any other conceivable form of subterfuge to conceal a doll stand in these, he's truly a master of special effects, on par with Hollywood's finest. In which case, I'd love to know why he's spending his immeasurable talents on trolling and making bad song parodies on youtube that nobody watches.

 

[Ariel]

Note the difference in skin tone between the hand and wrist

 

[Abby]

that's the thing, he really isn't that good at posing her, at least to do the degree that there aren't telltale signs. I get the skepticism, I really do. But there's just certain things that throw up red flags for me. like this.

Why don't her eyes ever move?

Google some variation of 'girls make the same pose in every picture' and you'll find a ton of gifs exactly like this.