A young girl about 9 years old is sitting on a couch talking to her mother.
Girl: Mommy, how did you meet dad?
Mom: Well, your Grandpa picked him out of a catalog based on how well he could provide for me and not abuse me. I met him on my wedding day the following week.
Girl: Do you love dad?
Mom: He’s okay. he provides a good life for me, you and your brother. He only beats me when he has to work late and the brothel is closed when he gets off work.
Girl: I want to be an engineer like Dad.
Mom: I’m sorry sweetie, but you can’t be an engineer because you’re a girl.
Girl: What can I be when I grow up?
Mom: You can be a teacher, a nurse, a secretary, a hairdresser or a prostitute.
Girl: What’s a prostitute?
Mom: A prostitute is a girl who works at the brothel. When a man is bored of his wife, or hasn’t gotten married yet, they visit the prostitutes.
Girl: I want to be a prostitute then!
Mom: Wouldn’t you rather be a teacher and a good wife?
Girl: I’ll think about it. How did all of this happen? It doesn’t make sense!
Mom: A long time ago on what was once called the internet, there were a group of men who called themselves incels because they couldn’t find a girlfriend. They blamed feminism for it.
Girl: What was feminism?
Mom: It was a mistaken belief that girls should be treated the same as boys. It led girls to making poor decisions if life and choosing a husband. The great Franklin Richard Schmidt and Marijan Siklic took over and ended feminism forever. Now women and girls are good wives and mothers and any man with a job can get a wife at the age of 18.
Girl: That’s wrong! I’m just as good as the boys in my class and way better than my idiot brother Connor! I should be able to be anything I want to be, even an engineer!
(Mom starts crying, gets up from the couch and heads towards the phone)
Girl: Mom! What’s wrong? Don’t cry! Who are you calling?
Mom: I’m calling the police to have you taken away to prostitute camp!
Girl: Why?
Mom: Because you’re talking like a feminist slut and that’s where feminist sluts go unless they choose to be killed instead!