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To quote an Everclear lyric I actually used to calm an older female months after I bought the album (with nobody telling me they recognized it), "Don't ask for answers... That you do not want to hear."
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To quote an Everclear lyric I actually used to calm an older female months after I bought the album (with nobody telling me they recognized it), "Don't ask for answers... That you do not want to hear."
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You're really integrating well, buddy!
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Yeah... So much some are offering me 6-week-late birthday gifts. Others, FYI, are pushing to have my thread removed. It goes, & I go, no matter how well my integration might be progressing!
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With Christian's latest text to Thetan "I hope your house burns down with you in it" and his recent (paraphrased) statement of "God continues to mock me by making me wait for my sweetheart" borne in mind, will there come a point where Christian finally "snaps" and turns on the female population as he has done towards males, and just ends up hating everyone?
Or is he incapable of hating women no matter how long he remains single? I consider his text to Thetan evidence to the contrary...
Or is he incapable of hating women no matter how long he remains single? I consider his text to Thetan evidence to the contrary...
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Nah, he's just pissed whenever china is withheld by meany girls (especially when they have the gall to have a boyfriend or be asexual).
There's mutliple phases to Chris' relationship with girls:
1) Pre-contact: They are waiting for a guy just like him, they just need to be told that (by help of sign, website or similar methods)
2) Having talked to Chris once (ie: 3 dates condensed into one paragraph of non-threatening dialogue): At this point Chris knows these girls will be his sweetheart and he just has to convince them.
3) Attempts to convince them: basically buying them crap, talking to them ("you're so nice and caring"). Sending unsolicited nudes roughly happens around this point. Also he will now call it a relationship despite being told otherwise.
4) Prolonged attempts to garner attention and affection: His life sucks. Everyone around him sucks. Did you know he has autism and lives in a hell of his own? Comments from the girl about this not being a relationship are ignored and the relationship-status is enforced through multiple repetition.
5) Eventually, the reality will sink in and Chris realizes he's not gonna
Note these aren't the exclusive or complete steps, it's just an average path he takes, there can be several more phases and it can also go in circles, depending on the circumstances.
Edit: A notable exception is when a girl is living far away (so the chance of meeting are slim), he will wait till the hurtful truth level is surpassed before making stupid remarks.
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Thetan was a woman. Individial women, like Megan, can be assholes in Chris' head-canon. Women as a group, however, will always be perfect and blameless. When women as a group do something to Chris, he just shifts the blame to society in general.
Like he'll complain about how Charlottesville is cold and uncaring. What he really means is the women of Charlottesville are cold and uncaring for not jumping on his dick whenever they see him in public.
Edit: But he obviously doesn't want to admit that conclusion.
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Insulting and uncaring behaviour of individual women has a good chance of being attributed to PMS, too.
It seems Chris is willing to soldier through a lot of PMS as long as China is involved.
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He does it with alcohol too.
"You had a drink of wine? Well you obviously are plastered and don't mean all of those hurtful truths you've said to me.
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So says the Sweet 'n' Low lightweight.He does it with alcohol too.
"You had a drink of wine? Well you obviously are plastered and don't mean all of those hurtful truths you've said to me.
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Re: Chris glitter bombing Sega thread (currently locked)
There is actually a website that will glitterbomb your enemies, which would probably explain why it doesn't look like it is from Chris personally. So it could be real, just throwing that out there.
http://shipyourenemiesglitter.com
There is actually a website that will glitterbomb your enemies, which would probably explain why it doesn't look like it is from Chris personally. So it could be real, just throwing that out there.
http://shipyourenemiesglitter.com
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Chris uses the same brand of doublethink you often get among prejudiced people. "Obviously all [Jews/blacks/ Mexicans/Muslims/whatever] are [greedy/lazy/criminal/racist/whatever], but this guy is okay. He's not like the others." His position is, by default, men are evil and women are kind and caring. No matter how many times he meets them, kind men and unpleasant women will always be the exceptions.
Gensdupays
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Does Chris even know The Game Place is gone? I know he commented about how the Chinese buffet that replaced Golden Corral closed and he was happy, but anything about The Game Place?
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BlueArms
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I've been curious about this actually, does Chris play Minecraft? I would have thought given his frivolous spending on LEGO that he might be all over it since it is basically just digital LEGO.
He could save himself a lot of space and money. He could build CWCville but not have to pay extortionate amounts of cash to do so.
He could save himself a lot of space and money. He could build CWCville but not have to pay extortionate amounts of cash to do so.
Nikolai Drozdov
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Wow, this is one of the rare moments where he looks pretty much normal (never mind the medallion and the watch). Like one of your friends buddies you meet every once in a while and whose name you can never remember but generally get along with. An average nice guy who doesn't stand out in any way.
asperhes
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Nope, it's older. It's take from a greater distance and Chris isn't looking into the camera. He's wearing what looks like a white sweater. And the car isn't Son-Chu. It probably dates to 2005 or 2006.
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I found a thumbnail of it on his archived MySpace page. A TinEye search for larger images didn't reveal anything, but I'll go looking through my collection of CWC photos and the CWCki to see if there's a larger version.
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