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One day I will figure out his obsession with everything being "real". Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but someday.
It's just entitlement. The bags of bagles are for the lowly peasants only fresh is good enough for the King of Hate. Unless his laziness gets in the way where it's inconceivable to soil his hands turning meat into burger shaped patties then frozen is fine.
 
New details provided tonight about the car accident that burned off half of Phil's face and left him with permanent brain damage (I assume):

- As Phil changed lanes, someone (I speculate it was Tevin), came up going 100mph. Phil is sure of this because of the speed that they were coming at him, it must have been 100mph. Double the limit, extremely illegal. Please note that these people were presumably in the passing lane.

I might actually be able to shed some light on this. I've been sitting on this for a while to protect an anonymous source, but dash cam footage of the accident actually exists. The silver car on the right that speeds off is the car Phil saw behind him. As for the rest... well, I'll let the video speak for itself.

 
I might actually be able to shed some light on this. I've been sitting on this for a while to protect an anonymous source, but dash cam footage of the accident actually exists. The silver car on the right that speeds off is the car Phil saw behind him. As for the rest... well, I'll let the video speak for itself.

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Just a little clip of him saying "It's... Tevin's fault" at the end would've made this perfect
 
Third week in a row that Mrs. D$P will be home while D$P is streaming due to her having "a rare day off". Mrs. D$P will be home on Friday and will be assisting him make his 'sauce'. She will be stirring the sauce between breaks playing Skyrim on her PS4Pro ( She only bought a high end gaming PC to play Overwatch and plays all other games on console due to PC gaming being a complicated hassle ). D$P, however will still be taking regular breaks during his stream every 45 mins 'to season the sauce'.
 

My apologies if I am wrong because English isn't my first, second or even third language, but... are those actual words? I know 'conjugation' because French is my second native language and it has a meaning within the French language, but its meaning has to do with grammar... I don't even fucking know in what world this would remotely be in any way correct within this context.

What's the third word? Confiscation...? That is an actual word but again, it makes no fucking sense within this context. It sounds more like confestation but that's not a real word, or am I wrong?

If I am wrong, that's on me and I'm the retard. If I am not wrong, what the actual fuck is wrong with this idiot?
 
My apologies if I am wrong because English isn't my first, second or even third language, but... are those actual words? I know 'conjugation' because French is my second native language and it has a meaning within the French language, but its meaning has to do with grammar... I don't even fucking know in what world this would remotely be in any way correct within this context.
Conjugation is also applicable to biology, as well as grammar, as you rightfully pointed out. Then again, neither of the definitions are applicable to what Phil tried to say here. He just likes to use fancy words without thinking about their meaning - and it's not surprising imo.
When you're a hermit like Phil who doesn't interact with anyone besides his soulmaid on a daily basis, your language and non-language skills tend to regress. None of this strikes me as odd, since he brought it on himself, theoretically.
 
D$P in his old age has become "more adventurous with cuisine". He "no longer orders the same thing when eating out". He and Mrs. D$P have been visiting an Indian restaurant and have been enjoying it so much that they "plan to eat there frequently".
When asked if he had ever tried Hot Bacon Vinaigrette, however, he balked at the idea of using dressings other than Ranch, Caesar, Thousand Islands or Italian dressing on a salad. Guess he can only stomach so much adventure when it comes to his 'cuisine'.
 
D$P in his old age has become "more adventurous with cuisine". He "no longer orders the same thing when eating out". He and Mrs. D$P have been visiting an Indian restaurant and have been enjoying it so much that they "plan to eat there frequently".
When asked if he had ever tried Hot Bacon Vinaigrette, however, he balked at the idea of using dressings other than Ranch, Caesar, Thousand Islands or Italian dressing on a salad. Guess he can only stomach so much adventure when it comes to his 'cuisine'.
But remember, he has "expensive" bills; bills for days--everyday a bill is due. I cannot help but chuckle when his paypiggies don't realize that his liquor store bill, fast food bill, khat's shopping spree bill are all included into that phrase of what normal people think of when hearing 'bill'. The paypigs are terrible, but the "anti-dave" trolls are the worst.

I guess I'm Mad At The Internet at the trolls, but they truly keep this saga going.
 
If I am wrong, that's on me and I'm the exceptional individual. If I am not wrong, what the actual fuck is wrong with this idiot?

This is the same gentleman who's been talking for YEARS about his "reactionary gameplay" and "reactionary commentary," unaware that the word "reactionary" is exclusively a political term that's used to describe a specific conservative political stance. It has nothing to do with quick reflexes, counterplay, or improvisation; which is how he uses the word.

Phil tries to elevate the most mundane parts of himself to sound more sophisticated than he is. Appropriating buzzwords that he misunderstands is par for the course.
 
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"I got a text, and now I got an email.. ugh, let me just do this now, I'll be right back."

Calling it - Our boy got the bill for having Jasper declawed. Iaintsurprised

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holy shit, the quick e-beg after coming back from his 5 minute email-break. What a sleazy asshole. The text/email he got had to be money-related.
 
I might actually be able to shed some light on this. I've been sitting on this for a while to protect an anonymous source, but dash cam footage of the accident actually exists. The silver car on the right that speeds off is the car Phil saw behind him. As for the rest... well, I'll let the video speak for itself.

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That's infinite funny.
Now I feel cheap for my cheap attempt.
Something something "what really happened".

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D$P in his old age has become "more adventurous with cuisine". He "no longer orders the same thing when eating out". He and Mrs. D$P have been visiting an Indian restaurant and have been enjoying it so much that they "plan to eat there frequently".
When asked if he had ever tried Hot Bacon Vinaigrette, however, he balked at the idea of using dressings other than Ranch, Caesar, Thousand Islands or Italian dressing on a salad. Guess he can only stomach so much adventure when it comes to his 'cuisine'.
Indian is one of the most expensive takeaway/restaurant meals you can get. I'm surprised Kat enjoys anything other than burger and chips (fries) or other basic food. Same with DSP, I'm shocked that he'll eat anything that isn't either microwaved or 100% authentic gourmet east coast real Italian food cooked by fellow 1/4 Italians.
 
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