Cooking with Kat (and DSP) thread

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God damnit dsp, you can just get the thick cut chicken, cut it in half, then tenderize. You don’t have to buy thin cut breast. You can be this.... nvm
 
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Muppetmode said:
God damnit dsp, you can just get the thick cut chicken, cut it in half, then tenderize. You don’t have to buy thin cut breast. You can be this.... nvm
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Yeah, there's no point in trying to teach the permanently lazy and delusional Pig any of this. Pig won't listen, Pig just wants to pretend he isn't a miserable child in an adult's body.
 
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Gotta love burnt meatballs and sugar sauce
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He no longer makes meatballs. Mrs. D$P has changed this to premade chicken sausages, spicy Sicilian chicken sausages were noted today. While it had been stated that Mrs. D$P would be stirring the sauce every 20 mins, it turns out that she was "busy with some stuff". Thus, D$P will be pausing his gameplay every 20 mins to go stir the pot of sauce, seasoning it every other trip for the 4-5* hours this sauce needs to simmer.

*4-5hrs is double the simmering time of the dozen sauce recipes I read from the first page of links generated by a Google search with 2-3hrs being the longest times. Maybe it is the copious amount of water added that require this extra simmering time? Maybe Polish sauce is simmered twice as long as Italian sauce? Nope, turns out the Polish tomato sauce recipes had even shorter simmering times with 30-45 mins being the norm.

EDIT: D$P announced that he cut the 1 cup of sugar down to 1/3 a cup of sugar. This yields "a robust sauce". With the numerous changes he and Mrs. D$P have made to the recipe, I don't think he can in good faith call it "a Family Recipe" any longer.
 
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Pig still is pretending his diabetes sauce isn't anything but a way for him to waddle to the kitchen and stim over dealing with people without admitting it. How sad.
 
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Raven'sChild said:
Mrs. D$P is cooking a tuna casserole for their dinner. Correct me if I am wrong, but it seems as if she makes one of these every week. I'm going to call chicken pot pie next as that seems to be the dish that follows the tuna casserole in the menu rotation.
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Even Pig's meals are autistically set to a rotation. How sad.
 
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Even Pig's meals are autistically set to a rotation. How sad.
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I think it is not so much dictated by design but by Khat's limited culinary abilities. She probably has a list of only like 3-5 dishes that she knows and can reliably make.
 
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A bit of a speculation. Phil mentioned his weird week coming up with his days off and Khet's birthday. He's not sure if he can buy groceries for 2 weeks or some bullshit and mentioned a lot of frozen food because he buys groceries weekly. I suspect the cooking came to a halt, and are choosing to eat out more than he leads on.

Also a house for two cannot last two weeks with groceries? That tells us a bit of his spending habits(if we already didn't know, apologies).
 
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For dinner tonight, Mrs. D$P is making a salad. D$P said he'd eat that during his expended meal break around 4pm going further to say he'd eat something else after the stream was over; most likely ramein.
On a side note: D$P eats dinner at 4pm because that translates to 7pm on the East Coast and his body is used to eating on East Coast time.
 
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Raven'sChild said:
For dinner tonight, Mrs. D$P is making a salad. D$P said he'd eat that during his expended meal break around 4pm going further to say he'd eat something else after the stream was over; most likely ramein.
On a side note: D$P eats dinner at 4pm because that translates to 7pm on the East Coast and his body is used to eating on East Coast time.
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More like Pig is autistic and probably melts down when Din Dins aren't on time given he did force Leanna to cook for him when she was sick.

As for the salad, it's almost certainly a pre made one with a lot of ranch or something.
 
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Raven'sChild said:
On a side note: D$P eats dinner at 4pm because that translates to 7pm on the East Coast and his body is used to eating on East Coast time.
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Did he say this? He didn’t say this. He’s not that much of an idiot. Is he that much of an idiot? What does this even mean? He’s left the Pacific Time Zone once in the last 5 years! Does he eat dinner at 3pm during the winter because his body is used to Daylight Savings Time?
 
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harbinger said:
Did he say this? He didn’t say this. He’s not that much of an idiot. Is he that much of an idiot? What does this even mean? He’s left the Pacific Time Zone once in the last 5 years! Does he eat dinner at 3pm during the winter because his body is used to Daylight Savings Time?
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He did claim to be jetlagged during the entire Connecticut Wedding Trip. Despite having a week to acclimate to a measly 3 hr time difference.

But I think he's just a hungry pig who needs an early dinner so that he can power through his later streams with only 3-5 half hour snack breaks.
 
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millais said:
He did claim to be jetlagged during the entire Connecticut Wedding Trip. Despite having a week to acclimate to a measly 3 hr time difference.

But I think he's just a hungry pig who needs an early dinner so that he can power through his later streams with only 3-5 half hour snack breaks.
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It's because he's a re.tard when it comes to words and he won't admit to having a strange schedule because he stays up til 2am every single day. His schedule goes like this:

10:00am PST - Alarm clock
10:30am - Start stream, eat cereal (breakfast)
4:00pm - Lunch (calls it dinner, I don't know how you claim dinner is your first meal of the day)
10:00pm - Dinner (a sandwich, leftovers? calls it a snack)

He doesn't eat an early dinner, he eats a late dinner. What people eat for lunch, he eats for dinner and vice versa. He's just a really strange dude. If you were to believe what he wants you to believe, then he only has one meal a day and doesn't eat anything besides a snack between 4pm - 2am every day.
 
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Pig still is pretending his diabetes sauce isn't anything but a way for him to waddle to the kitchen and stim over dealing with people without admitting it. How sad.
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he loves gaming so much that he takes every single chance he gets to not play games
 
Sparkletor said:
Noticed this strange gem. Apparently Leanna didn't move to Washington until a few days after Phil.
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If I remember correctly, he went out early (not sure what he drove since the BMW got delivered a few days later) and she followed behind with the U-Haul.

Of course, knowing Phil, he probably arranged things that way to get out of packing/loading the truck/tidying the condo.
 
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