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Immortal Technique said:
A 3rd person rant that debunks you faggots. Immortal Technique chuckled a few times while watching this. Also, DSP doesn't read the Farms.

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only took 20 seconds for this guy to get the gold in that mental gymnastics

Comma said:
Two things DSP just mentioned during pre-stream:

1. Next to taking a day off for Kat her birthday, he's taking another day off during the first week of September "due to personal reasons". Make of that what you will.

2. Remember him pushing tips the past couple of weeks by specifically mentioning he will need to buy at least 3 new games the coming weeks? Well, someone just gifted him a 3-month Xbox Games Pass, so he'll at least be playing two of those - The Blair Witch Project and Gears 5 - for zero dollars. Thanks for the money, dummies!

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there no way chat didnt react like nuts from that, i want see to the replies
 
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Proper Pangolin said:
With all of the throat clearing he was doing during prestream you might think he is going to come down with a cold for the dates of the 4th and 5th, and then on the 6th (KHET's birthday) he will tweet stating that he somehow recovered with a boomer gif attached. A 3 day vacation from Phil would be nice for my mental well being, to be honest.
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WAIT A MINIT! Can't find the vid atm ( will include once found), but I recall someone commenting on how D$P said he wouldn't be available for a podcast because "he was going to be sick that week".
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DSP Tries It Being Sick Entire Month Of August

Wow. Just, how? He dodges a podcast because he will be sick the entire month of August and can't possibly make it, dood! https://twitter.com/DSPArchives/stat...
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Comma said:
Two things DSP just mentioned during pre-stream:

1. Next to taking a day off for Kat her birthday, he's taking another day off during the first week of September "due to personal reasons". Make of that what you will.

2. Remember him pushing tips the past couple of weeks by specifically mentioning he will need to buy at least 3 new games the coming weeks? Well, someone just gifted him a 3-month Xbox Games Pass, so he'll at least be playing two of those - The Blair Witch Project and Gears 5 - for zero dollars. Thanks for the money, dummies!

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Holy Christ ,what a cunt. Purposely cleared his throat annoyingly in front of his viewers because he cares so little for them. Amazes me that he still has fans after doing this to them multiple times.
 
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I was browsing the TestYourMight forums today and noticed a knock on Phil. The user, EvilCanadian, had posted a video originally done by youtuber, Rooflemonger, with updated combos for MK11's Kollector, since there was a recent patch that changed how his moves work. While watching the video, I noticed he named one of his Kollector variations, "DSP pay your taxes." I had a good laugh. First mention is at 0:29

 
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Comma said:
people who are obviously mentally unstable who spend vast amounts of money in exchange for fake attention/support
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Case in point:

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Philbert said that he hates 'fake women' with fake boobs, lips, and other 'enhanced' body parts, he likes REAL WOMEN, however, fake teeth are alright.

Are Khet's giant chompers fake?

Edit: Phil took a massive bait when someone asked him how he debunks the haters. He replied that he debunks them by ignoring the things they say. He then went on a rant about detractors and actually used the word 'fundraiser' when he mentioned the Jasper stream.
 
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Muppetmode said:
Probably counts sitting in the category playing music/breaks
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I hadn't considered that. Is that info pulling from what the streamer states they're actually playing? That's a thing with twitch, right? You need to manually enter what game you're streaming?

I'm old and I dunno how this shit works.
 
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Pargon said:
I hadn't considered that. Is that info pulling from what the streamer states they're actually playing? That's a thing with twitch, right? You need to manually enter what game you're streaming?

I'm old and I dunno how this shit works.
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His 20 minutes of music, 50 minute pre-streams, and half hour breaks are all labeled as whatever game he's playing instead of Just Chatting, so yeah, add 100+ minutes to each of his actual P5 streams and you end up with an extra 40 hours.

Interestingly, before Just Chatting turned into PG13 chaturbate, incorrectly tagging the game you were playing could get you a Twitch suspension, but Phil always managed to avoid it. Just another way Twitch has shifted its model in favor of camwhores.
 
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Sorry ahead of time for being an off-topic cunt, but seeing that he was only mentioned once in this thread in comparison to DSP and one other time in the Commentators thread, I thought someone here would find this interesting. There's something about YT gamers. Anyway, I'm not sure where to post these since I don't lurk the Gaming/DSP threads often nor has a thread ever been made for him. But boy oh boy did these posts not age well:

OBAMATRON said:
Best:
Two Best Friends + Woolie, but not Liam (he's not funny)
Nerd^3 (generally funny)
RaedWulfGamer (i think he's amusing for some reason)

Worst:
DSP (no comment needed)
PewDiePie (boring, unfunny, swedish)
Game Grumps (they are terrible at games, generally unfunny, and they scream constantly)
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AmericFront said:
Unlike DSP TheCompletionist, swingpoynt, raedwulfgamer, etc don't act like spoiled narcissists who guilt trip their viewers on a daily bases
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If anyone's wondering why the dude suddenly went dark and DFE'd:


The police report (archive):
Child Exploitation - Port Hope Man arrested for Luring Offences
Posted on Thursday August 15, 2019

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In July 2019, members of the Internet Child Exploitation (I.C.E.) Unit engaged in a joint investigation initiated by members of the Durham Regional Police Service I.C.E. Unit.

As a result of the investigation, on August 14th, 2019 with the assistance of the Port Hope Police Service Criminal Investigation Bureau (C.I.B.), 32 year old Ralph SWEENEY of Port Hope, Ontario was arrested and charged with the following offences:

1) Lure a Child, contrary to section 172.1(1)(a) of the Criminal Code; communicate with a person who is under the age of 18 for the purpose of facilitating an offence under subsection 163.1 with respect to that person; Make Child Pornography.

2)Lure a Child, contrary to section 172.1(1)(a) of the Criminal Code; communicate with a person who is under the age of 18 for the purpose of facilitating an offence under subsection 153(1) with respect to that person; Sexual Exploitation.

3) Making Sexually Explicit Material Available to a Child contrary to section 171.1(1)(a) of the Criminal Code; communicate with a person who is under the age of 18 for the purpose of facilitating an offence under subsection 153(1) with respect to that person; Sexual Exploitation

SWEENEY has been held in custody, pending a bail hearing scheduled for August 15th, 2019 at the Robert S. K. Welch Courthouse, 59 Church Street, in the City of St. Catharines.
The Niagara Regional Police Service is a member of the Provincial Strategy to Protect Children from Sexual Abuse and Exploitation on the Internet and conducts investigations into Internet Child Exploitation Offences in partnership with numerous Ontario Police Services. This investigative initiative has been made possible with financial assistance from the Ministry of Community Safety and Correctional Services and the Ministry of the Attorney General. Members of the public can report suspicious Internet activities relating to child exploitation to the Niagara Regional Police Service, or online at www.cybertip.ca . Internet safety tips for parents, children and Internet users are also available on the Cybertip website.
Incident Number: 19-65907
Submitted By: Michael Pataran
Approved By: Matthew Hodges
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Ex-girlfriend's (mother of their daughter) response [archive]
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He fucked up big time. Especially sick since he'd always defend his daughter, then messily left the mother for some barely legal chick. Guess he's not that much better after all.
 
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I wonder when Phi will eventually start devolving from just retconning his past to outright inventing it out of lonely lunacy? Like I think he'll eventually start talking about trips he never went on and people he never actually met. Because his life is so passive and he never goes out I don't think he actually has the opportunity to actually meet people or have new experiences, so I gotta think he'll eventually fully commit to just being the sad mad hermit he is destined to be. Like a tommy tooter with less pedophillia and trash eating.
 
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bearsintrees said:
His 20 minutes of music, 50 minute pre-streams, and half hour breaks are all labeled as whatever game he's playing instead of Just Chatting, so yeah, add 100+ minutes to each of his actual P5 streams and you end up with an extra 40 hours.
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I never understood how he got away with that shit up until now.
Let's just say we're looking at a hyped release comparable to Sekiro; you go on Twitch -> Browse -> Sekiro -> you see DarkSydePhil aka. Cowboy-man in the directory of the game, go to his channel, and you're greeted by a slide-show thats accompanied by either shitty music or a soliloquy spoken by a 37-year old hermit with no friends. And this joke of a pre-stream lasts for 1-2 hours.
How much of a turn-off is that? It's so fucking obvious that he wants no one else to enter his autistic community so he can preach the same bullshit day in and day out.
 
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