DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Pargon]

Checked out Phil stream.
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First and only thing i hear is "lag", "that is not how you play the game", "doesn't work offline", "this is garbage", "i pressed the button and my move wont come out" and so on, why is he refusing to play this game for his rageathon?

Because getting his ass handed to him over and over would cause something approaching genuine feelings.

Phil is only interested in artificial highs from large donations and winning internet arguments.

 

[draculapenis]

I legit don't understand why DSP has a webcam at this point other than (1) that's what Twitch streamers do and/or (2) he's thinks getting rid of the webcam means that the trolls that make fun of him win.

Half of his autistic business accounts revolve around what Phil perceives to be 'professional' and legitimate full-time streamer habits, like having a schedule, faking the uber-positivity and exclamations he uses in tweets, and forcing himself to post regular updates on Instagram (no matter how trash the pictures are).

 

[DankSydePhil]

Who would of guess that not only did Phil's audience spend money on subs/mostly gift subs, then got dox on his website to vote for the RageaThon, now they gotta buy most of the games lol how is this considered a Sub goal when you gotta spend more money after reaching the goal.

 

[PeeAndPooLover69]

Who would of guess that not only did Phil's audience spend money on subs/mostly gift subs, then got dox on his website to vote for the RageaThon, now they gotta buy most of the games lol how is this considered a Sub goal when you gotta spend more money after reaching the goal.

"uuuh, well, i dont get paid by twitch until the 15th next month, so i dont have any money till then! please tip!"

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"built in integrated leaderboard system" lol, what a dumbass

and does he really have to fucking explain how his cheer and tip leaderboard works? did he finally realize most of his legit fans are since he needs to explain such basic shit?

and why does he insist for people to beat the top cheer of the week a day before the fucking cheer leaderboard resets? seriously

says he needs 2 weeks worth of food for whenever labor day is or some shit, because in the same week when labor day is it's also kat's bday and he'll take that day off to celebrate, lmao

 

[Mooty Mooty Mooty]

Perhaps Phillip is saving some of his hard earned money each week so that he can get a nice hair transplant in a couple of years.

 

[Pargon]

says he needs 2 weeks worth of food for whenever labor day is or some shit, because in the same week when labor day is it's also kat's bday and he'll take that day off to celebrate, lmao

So he needs extra munny, rite nao of course, because his day off with Kat next week is for her birthday and presumably he's not going to force her into his autistic consumerist ritual. Wonder if he's considering that to be her birthday present.

Regardless, Phil wants his piggies to compensate for the fact that he can't budget. Instead of setting cash aside he's just going to beg and whine super hard and expect to make two weeks' "wages" in a week.

This guy. Every time I think he's hit bottom he pulls out a shovel or a pickaxe or an industrial drill and continues his great mission: to be the lowest form of life on the planet while still retaining a spine and a nervous system.

EDIT: what am I saying? The extra funds are for Kat's birthday present, of course. Which I'm sure Phil has yet to buy, or even pick out. All he knows is that it's got to be expensive and he's not paying for it, that's for fucking sure. So turn out those pockets, swine! No care given for how much you've helped him in the past. What have you done for him lately?

 

[Raven'sChild]

D$P is taking TWO days off that week: Labor Day ( for shopping because Mrs. D$P has that day off ) AND the 6th for Mrs. D$P's b'day outing. He was advised that streaming on Labor Day would probably be good for 'his business' as lots of folks would have that day off and would be able to attend the stream. Nope, nope, nope! That day is for grocery shopping. It is impossible to go shopping on his own, for Mrs. D$P to go shopping on her own, for them to go shopping one evening after his 2nd stream and he would have to buy two weeks worth of food today if he decided to stream instead of go shopping on Labor Day...oh! and the 2nd stream the day before her b'day. He's taking that off as well ...for reasons. I'm going to call the first stream after Mrs. D$P's b'day will be inexplicably cancelled for reasons as well.

 

[AckedyACK]

as the Tevin v. Phil fans clash.

Sadly, you don't fight idiots with even bigger idiots. The entire situation is so pathetic. Phil prestreams for an hour talking about absolutely nothing. Tevin extends that hour to 5 hours where he talks about a man talking about absolutely nothing. Phil's fans donate to Phil because they like him. Tevin's fans donate to Phil because they hate him(???). Phil is boring. Tevin adds a monotone, lifeless voice over to that snoozefest. Phil shits on mods who helped him. Tevin shits on people like Kekon for no real reason, sending them into an - apparently - actual depression.

The only thing that places Tevin above Phil in my opinion is that he doesn't actively scams his audience and manipulates retards into throwing him money. Other than that, it's the battle of the muppets and their retarded fans.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Regardless, Phil wants his piggies to compensate for the fact that he can't budget. Instead of setting cash aside he's just going to beg and whine super hard and expect to make two weeks' "wages" in a week.

This guy. Every time I think he's hit bottom he pulls out a shovel or a pickaxe or an industrial drill and continues his great mission: to be the lowest form of life on the planet while still retaining a spine and a nervous system.

Wait... unless I'm missing something, is Phil continuing to wring out his subs after presumably milking them dry for the cat reveal? Not that its new, but it feels like he's already trying to bleed them before they even got their next month's SSDI checks.

"The mind is willing, but the flesh is weak and spongy."

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

EDIT: what am I saying? The extra funds are for Kat's birthday present, of course. Which I'm sure Phil has yet to buy, or even pick out. All he knows is that it's got to be expensive and he's not paying for it, that's for fucking sure. So turn out those pockets, swine! No care given for how much you've helped him in the past. What have you done for him lately?

Kat's birthday has great potential to start a new saga, fingers crossed.
I'll take a wild guess and say she wants to celebrate with her friends at her gated community home, she obviously has friends as she also went out to food with at least one friend lately, and one watched their house when they got married - could be same person however. I doubt her friends are exposed to Phil, so if they have a party at home they will be. Now Phil isn't a social person and that could lead to Kat feeling very humiliated, that's considering none of them took the time to google him and they don't know of him and his antics.
Kat is branching out, Phil will be fucked soon.
If you want to troll Phil and not give him money play into his paranoia. Ask him in chat or Twitter if Kat is going out with the same guy Pandalee was going out, it will bother him if you draw clear comparisons between Kat and Leanna.

 

[PeeAndPooLover69]

literally a 10 minute drive back and forth tops

but the roach needs to take an entire fucking day off and has to get 2 weeks worth of groceries (which means getting a lot of frozen food that sucks, dood!)

ffs, kat, why did you choose to marry such a whiny bitch that complains over the most trivial things? i bet he cries about how there's no parking spot close to the entrance to the store so he doesn't have carry the groceries too long because of "muh back" (so much for being a fucking body builder, phil)

also, is his gout mansion one of those houses that is "sticked" right next to another one? im asking because i wondered what his next door neighbor thinks of some 37 year old who yells like a dumbass

i see 2 garages there, so i doubt he bought the entire fucking thing, but its dave we're talking about, for all we know he's too paranoid since he fears some detractor might move next door to him orsome shit

 

[JackDavis]

2. Remember him pushing tips the past couple of weeks by specifically mentioning he will need to buy at least 3 new games the coming weeks? Well, someone just gifted him a 3-month Xbox Games Pass, so he'll at least be playing two of those - The Blair Witch Project and Gears 5 - for zero dollars. Thanks for the money, dummies!

So DSP is going to be playing Gears 5 on a regular Xbox One? How is that going to perform? Gonna be interesting to see it versus what an X or PC can do.

do you think dsp is illiterate in sense of photography. His photos are always awful. That pic jasper looks terrified of him. Last like 3 photos of kat she is just staring into her monitor.

Phil is illiterate when it comes to anything to do with creativity. He is underskilled in many areas, but he's completely unskilled in creativity. He has other people make his art/thumbnails for him, he's been playing the same video games on camera for the past 11 years, he makes other people choose what his goals are and what games to play. He never has an original thought. Remember when someone tipped him an idea, and he immediately says "I just thought of this idea!"

That monitor has to be one of Leanna's old monitors right?

I think it's a 4K Dell that she shipped over with her computer but I may be wrong. I know I've heard Phil say it was 4K though. Probably what prompted him to beg for a 4K TV soon after.

BTW, why does a lady how doesn't work from home need an office?
It's not like she does any paperwork or anything business-like in her "office." It appears to just be a room where she sits in the dark and plays video games on a small computer monitor. Why not just call it her room?

I don't mind this. I do the same thing, If he calls it "her room" our autism sphere will start saying he slipped up and Kat is actually sleeping there because she's his roommate.

 

[Freshtodeath]

All the begging lately could be going towards kats bday, Also grocery stores are open labor day so idk why he's sperging out.

 

[Wurstbrot]

also, is his gout mansion one of those houses that is "sticked" right next to another one?

If I'm not mistaken. It's the middle condo of those three.



Yes I used the old Phil-method of filming my TV.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOink]

Kat's birthday has great potential to start a new saga, fingers crossed.
I'll take a wild guess and say she wants to celebrate with her friends at her gated community home, she obviously has friends as she also went out to food with at least one friend lately, and one watched their house when they got married - could be same person however. I doubt her friends are exposed to Phil, so if they have a party at home they will be. Now Phil isn't a social person and that could lead to Kat feeling very humiliated, that's considering none of them took the time to google him and they don't know of him and his antics.
Kat is branching out, Phil will be fucked soon.
If you want to troll Phil and not give him money play into his paranoia. Ask him in chat or Twitter if Kat is going out with the same guy Pandalee was going out, it will bother him if you draw clear comparisons between Kat and Leanna.

My only question is if a party is held at the pigpen will dark finally wear socks and something other than pajama pants?

 

[PeeAndPooLover69]

Kat's birthday has great potential to start a new saga, fingers crossed.
I'll take a wild guess and say she wants to celebrate with her friends at her gated community home, she obviously has friends as she also went out to food with at least one friend lately, and one watched their house when they got married - could be same person however. I doubt her friends are exposed to Phil, so if they have a party at home they will be. Now Phil isn't a social person and that could lead to Kat feeling very humiliated, that's considering none of them took the time to google him and they don't know of him and his antics.
Kat is branching out, Phil will be fucked soon.
If you want to troll Phil and not give him money play into his paranoia. Ask him in chat or Twitter if Kat is going out with the same guy Pandalee was going out, it will bother him if you draw clear comparisons between Kat and Leanna.

i remember dave saying a while ago about how kat has only like 1-2 friends which are her co workers, but granted you can make some more friends since then

i dont think it's going to be anything special, but we'll see

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Kat's birthday has great potential to start a new saga, fingers crossed.
I'll take a wild guess and say she wants to celebrate with her friends at her gated community home, she obviously has friends as she also went out to food with at least one friend lately, and one watched their house when they got married - could be same person however. I doubt her friends are exposed to Phil, so if they have a party at home they will be. Now Phil isn't a social person and that could lead to Kat feeling very humiliated, that's considering none of them took the time to google him and they don't know of him and his antics.
Kat is branching out, Phil will be fucked soon.
If you want to troll Phil and not give him money play into his paranoia. Ask him in chat or Twitter if Kat is going out with the same guy Pandalee was going out, it will bother him if you draw clear comparisons between Kat and Leanna.

It would be fucking hilarious if Phil uses an alias around Kat's friends so they don't look him up.

"Yeah this is my husband, Giuseppe Antonelli, he's Italian!"

 

[Noob-Noob]

Now Phil isn't a social person and that could lead to Kat feeling very humiliated

Well according to all the video evidence, Kathrine ain't no radiant extrovert either...

PS: Oh yeah! Hyper paranoid DSP, who legitimately believed trolls would've raided his house to SLAUGHTER his cat when they were away, is going to voluntarily allow multiple Kat "work acquaintances, at best" into his home.

That's, at least, a couple weeks worth of online background checks for Detractor Twitter interactions and a Farms account. Plus, a $10 minimum stream tip.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Well according to all the video evidence, Kathrine ain't no radiant extrovert either...

PS: Oh yeah! Hyper paranoid DSP, who legitimately believed trolls would've raided his house to SLAUGHTER his cat when they were away, is going to voluntarily allow multiple Kat "work acquaintances, at best" into his home.

That's, at least, a couple weeks worth of online background checks for Detractor Twitter interactions and a Farms account. Plus, a $10 minimum stream tip.

Panda had friends come over.

 

[Comma]

I'm starting to build up quite the collection so I might do a compilation at some point, but for now it's time for another episode of...

DSP Tries It: basic math (27 + 6 = 32)