Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.


>I do not want to start a thing on this, i believe in rehab over punishment :story:

Says the most vindictive bitch on the internet. You don't go public if you don't want to start a thing. Zoe has a history of lying, manipulating, politicking and starting drama.

On the plus side, Night In The Woods is pretty popular in furry circles, so the leftiefurs have to choose between Queen-GG, untouchable to the extent that fat cuck megaphone jim sterling refuses to cover her mismanaging money, and their fellow leftie clique member, who probably made the most popular piece of furry media to date.

Whoever wins, it'll be funny. :story:
 
I don't know what to pick, if given choice between Zoe being a liar and pretentious indie scene being full of fucked up types, I would definitely take both because they're as likely - and It's most likely things like that happened but the Zoe embellished them further. Its obvious she's doing it right now for the clout.

>I do not want to start a thing on this, i believe in rehab over punishment :story:

Says the most vindictive bitch on the internet. You don't go public if you don't want to start a thing. Zoe has a history of lying, manipulating, politicking and starting drama.

On the plus side, Night In The Woods is pretty popular in furry circles, so the leftiefurs have to choose between Queen-GG, untouchable to the extent that fat cuck megaphone jim sterling refuses to cover her mismanaging money, and their fellow leftie clique member, who probably made the most popular piece of furry media to date.

Whoever wins, it'll be funny. :story:
Their action of choice is definitely "erase Alec Orwell-style and pretend it never happened".
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Just to make sure we all understand that Zoe a narcisstic cunt. She released this expose after another woman released her story of being harassed, assaulted, and mistreated by several men in the indie gaming scene (this woman is an idiot who let herself get taken advantage of and work for free with promises of payment).

Zoe decides to release this fabrication because the other woman’s story sparked Zoe’s memory. Which is a lie because we all know Zoe can’t have another woman in the spotlight let alone claiming a terrible harassment story. Zoe has to be the supreme harassment victim of gaming at all times.
 
"This one guy raped me, but he apologized, so we cool, but the OTHER guy I had a consensual sexual relationship with was mean to me, so let's cancel him" Also, I'd hardly call the fag who made "A Night in the Woods" an "industry legend."
The "industry legend" Chelsay refers to is Jeremy Soule, Nathalie Lawhead's target.

> I was in an incredibly vulnerable place...
Toronto?

> I spent a lot of time hiding in the bathroom. My roommate...
lol

> He'd jam his fingers inside me and walk me around the house
Is it a rejected script for a hentai?

Fun fact: both Nathalie and Chelsay are "nonbinary", not women, so we don't have to believe them. :tomgirl:
 
Christ does she ever shut the fuck up and not make shit up about herself for 15 min of fame?

You have to stop and wonder, why do so many “awful” things seem to happen to Zoe. Is it to deflect more criticism of her scamming Kickstarter or to try and go for a patreon boost?

Chelsea only got this far from playing the wounded gazelle, and since all her projects never get finished (KickStarter game, Rebel Jam, wrestling career) or end up as flops (CON, her autobiography, Goddess Mode), all she has left is to play the damsel in distress. For someone who constantly whines about "not wanting to be known only as a victim", she sure keeps going back to that well.

Unfortunately, based on how much her Patreon has dropped and how badly her comics flopped, that well has been running dry for some time. So her only trick left is to throw herself down it and beg for people to save her just to hold on to that 15th minute of e-fame.
 
I don't know what to pick, if given choice between Zoe being a liar and pretentious indie scene being full of fucked up types, I would definitely take both because they're as likely - and It's most likely things like that happened but the Zoe embellished them further. Its obvious she's doing it right now for the clout.


Their action of choice is definitely "erase Alec Orwell-style and pretend it never happened".
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I know it's been mentioned but it's still so funny how even people who believe her have to remark in amazement at all the wild shit she's apparently been through.
"Poor Zoe, literally the whole world seems to be against her and every single relationship she has ever had has been abusive. Wow. What are the odds?!"

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Just to make sure we all understand that Zoe a narcisstic cunt. She released this expose after another woman released her story of being harassed, assaulted, and mistreated by several men in the indie gaming scene (this woman is an idiot who let herself get taken advantage of and work for free with promises of payment).

Zoe decides to release this fabrication because the other woman’s story sparked Zoe’s memory. Which is a lie because we all know Zoe can’t have another woman in the spotlight let alone claiming a terrible harassment story. Zoe has to be the supreme harassment victim of gaming at all times.

This is my favorite part. It's like when women in their 30s start getting jealous and resentful of younger women when they get hired at their work or wherever. That's Zoe, except with abuse claims. Each one of these bandwagon jumps is her version of some hag putting on bright lipstick and hiking her tits up to walk around the office to prove she's still got it. "Oh you were sexually abused? Well actually I was abused before you, and it was way worse, and I was also abused once before that, and the only reason I'm saying it now is cause it was really dangerous for me to do it before so I'm actually more brave."
 
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You would think after previous times people in every industry would avoid her like the plague, but nope, some skinny white dude in some faggy hipster industry comes along and is like "This time she will fall in love with me for reals! Shes a victim and I'll be the hero who saves her!"

It's pretty sad, honestly.
She didn't give a date but from what Hellfire collected, this was probably before GG.
 
You would think after previous times people in every industry would avoid her like the plague, but nope, some skinny white dude in some faggy hipster industry comes along and is like "This time she will fall in love with me for reals! Shes a victim and I'll be the hero who saves her!"

It's pretty sad, honestly.
This was four to two years before GG though, back when the indie scene clique was just coming together.
 
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The fact this cunt hasn't faded into total obscurity half a decade after Goober Grape is really depressing.

But maybe it just needs a little more time, at least Anita Sarkeesian seems to be fading into obscurity.

Unlike Anita, she try to do other things and enter in other mediums (like that comic she wrote), to try to bait other autistic fanbases.
The problem with her is that that trick is slowing getting old, and her last option would be a netfli anime.
 
The most hearth breaking thing about all this is scrolling through Twtter's replies. Quite a few people I respect patted her ass and praised her. This is so fucking infuriating. But also a proof that you can be very knowledgable and not very smart.
To be honest I would have done the same thing, but that's because I'm a dirty opportunist and will now push for things I don't like (such as furry shit) to be cancelled. Anyway I think its noteworthy that veteran Kotaku writer Patricia Hernandez is backing her up Zoe's story.


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