Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

I find it highly implausible that someone would have finger puppet banged Zoe. It is impossible for a muscular man to lift her up by the cunt with only his fingers because FINGERS ARE MOSTLY BONES, TENDONS, AND SKIN.

You will break your finger before you can lift that cow no matter how much you do bicep curls and the corrosive bile oozing from her STDs will disable anyone especially people who rely on their fingers for a living i.e. a game programmer.

As funny as the image is to think of a guy locking Zoe in his rape apartment and only unchaining her to use her like a ventriloquist doll and tell her she is nothing but a dirty con slut and gamer girls need to go home, and her home happens to be the cage in his rape apartment. Then of course raping her brutally until she is bloody while insulting her the entire time, before Zoe can find enough lose change around the rape apartment to save up for a plane ticket and figure out her escape, I think we all know she is exaggerating at the very least.

That said, I actually think said story has a hint of truth (I've done it myself to chicks). However, it's probably "less kung fu death grip inside my hole and dragged me by the pussy" and more fingering then lead her by her crouch where he wanted her to go cause they both thought it was hot with maybe a single finger inside.

We know the kind of girl Zoe is sexually. Would you put it past her to get finger blasted in the kitched then let the dude lead her with his fingers inside to where she wanted to go?
 
Her looks are already gone, she is the poster child for the modern stereotypical tumblr girl that's nothing but trouble. There is no chance that any twit is spineless or stupid enough to take her in, especially knowing that they might as well set their money on fire as a more sound business decision.
No one is willing to cross or call out Zoe, especially since she now has the power to kill people and get away with it.
 
Minor power-leveling.
Also the guy made this webm:
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That seems more like a Scott Benson creation. He's got a good eye for visuals, but is an utter nutcase who's dating a cross-dressing doppleganger of himself.

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That's them and Alec above; he's the thin one. Alec was the actual programmer on Night in the Woods, and without him they would never have been able to make anything beyond an animated gif. He was still a full-on indie-hipster with all the TDS-prerequisites that requires, but he had actual skill and talent as a programmer, composer, and designer.

Alec was a pretty prolific dev as well and was involved with various tools and engines, and generally tried to spread the knowledge around at industry events, forums, and his YouTube channel.

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In fact, this bit about using a tool he made?
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That's Yarn.

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You see, Chelsea is not a developer. She can't even do the equivalent of drawing a bunch of lines between post-it notes without someone doing the heavy lifting for her. When left to her own devices, this is the sort of game she comes up with:


No wonder she's such a legend in the industry. But hey, at least Alec got to contribute to some greatness before punching out. Unfortunately, along the way he made some tools even a chimp could use, so he was also disposable.

Is your blood boiling yet?
 
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As someone who has no idea what GamerGate was really about or who Zoe Quinn is outside of her being the one who started GG by fucking a guy to get good game reviews, and that somehow caused the entire internet to fucking implode, all I can say is that this entire situation is utterly outrageous, and absolutely insane.

Fuck you, Quinn.
 
From what I've heard as of late, Zoe Quinn made baseless rape accusations on someone and the person in question got so much uneducated flak that he killed himself.

With that aside, I present the worst thing you could possibly do as a human being.
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"someone said x so it must be true right? thank god (person) killed themselves"

Wait even his sister turned on him? Poor fuck.

... wait is his sister that androgynous blob of danger glasses and daddy issues we saw a few dozen pages back? The one that looks like someone literally was cosplaying as a parody of SJWs? Christ almighty.
 
All she's gotta do is eventually marry someone rich and spineless after convincing him her pussy game is strong before her looks really go.

After that she's on Easy Automatic for the rest of her life.

Not even that. If Zoe has BPD, as I suspect she does, it will only be a matter of time before the rich, spineless beau does something that she interprets as an attack on her sense of self. She then spins it as abuse and destroys him. Even if she gets half his money, she'll blow through it all in search of more affirmation. You know how Colt needs constant validation and sees abuse everywhere? Think of that, only on a larger scale, and add in some sociopathic traits. That's Zoe.
 
You see, Chelsea is not a developer. She can't even do the equivalent of drawing a bunch of lines between post-it notes without someone doing the heavy lifting for her. When left to her own devices, this is the sort of "game" she comes up with:


No wonder she's such a legend in the industry. But hey, at least Alec got to contribute to some greatness before punching out. Unfortunately along the way he made some tools even a chip could use, so he was also disposable.

Is your blood-boiling intensifying yet?


You sound like Sargon on the Joe Rogan podcast ranting about Anita. Like you're talking about your ex wife or something.
 
This #MeToo shit probably has a body count. It's hard to say how many men have taken their lives from such pressure, this dude was thrown under the bus by practically everyone over an accusation and people now are condemning other people without burden of proof. Ultimate witch hunt mentality, and yet with all these female teachers raping their underage students they get a slap on the wrist in comparison to the outrage men get over an accusation.
 
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Alec called Zoe a "pathological liar" on at least 2 occasions.

Remember that Zoe Quinn keeps dossiers on the people who have pissed her off. Part of the CON Leaks was that she was not only collecting dossiers on all sorts of indy devs, but also journalists she felt weren't sufficiently under her control, like David Pakman.

That guy who is doing The Last Night, who suddenly can't find a publisher for his game after pissing off Zoe Quinn? Yeah, she waited until he got featured at E3, literally the best day of his life, and then knifed his ass in the back. She pulled out faked tweets, had a fake burner twitter account push the accusations out to her buttbuddy journalist friends then deleted the account, and tried to make him out to be some sort of MRA GamerGater. His sin? He said something like "I'm not a feminist, I'm an egalitarian."

That's all it took. She had his name on a goddamned list, and 2 or 3 years later when he got some success at E3 when her buttbuddy indy clique didn't, she fucked him over. And ever since then mysteriously all his contracts and contacts have dried up.



I would wager money that she had a similar dossier On Alec Holowka. She noted -- or one of her little cult of personality told her -- that he mocked her once, she stored it in a document someplace, and when he got MeToo'd, she looked him up, remembered who he was, and decided to fuck him over for the crime of daring to step out of line.
 
This #MeToo shit probably has a body count.


Yeah, Harvey Epstein. People would have had a lot more sympathy for his mental illness of liking kids if there wasn't such a hate mob of false accusers out there.

Another person who killed himself because he didn't want to hurt a fly and couldn't deal with people ubfairly thinking bad of him.
 
Wait even his sister turned on him? Poor fuck.

... wait is his sister that androgynous blob of danger glasses and daddy issues we saw a few dozen pages back? The one that looks like someone literally was cosplaying as a parody of SJWs? Christ almighty.

I hope to God that its not feminism causing her to throw her bro down the river.

My theory is the reason why is she doesn't want to deal with people digging into her brothers past sexual history and relationships. The story Zoe is telling for attention is less 100% untrue and more Zoe taking a kinky toxic shitty relationship and trying to hype it into being locked in a rape apartment and abused (because what ex hasn't abused her?) for victim bux and social brownie points. Sister probably knew some of the things her brother did in retaliation (like locking her out of the apartment or refusing to buy a girl who pissed him off a plane ticket) and doesn't agree morally with her brothers actions but doesn't think he's a rapist or deserved to die.

I guess we'll find out in time. Be funny if Zoe threatened her and thats why what was said was said. Zoe and her cohort tend to gang up together and try and get people to say certain shit.
 
https://twitter.com/legobutts (WayBack Machine)
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Interestingly enough, her Twitter bio mentions that she did PR work for Finji, the publisher for Night In The Woods. For those unaware, Maya was one of Chelsea's deepest buttbuddies back during GG prime in 2014.
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https://twitter.com/TeddyDief (WayBack Machine)
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He's a dev of Hyper Light Drifter, made by Heart Machine where Chelsea "works" as a "narrative designer".
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@Jaimas, feel free to quote this on the appropriate threads if necessary.
also if i see you newfag niggers taking dyn's bait ever again i will report your posts for thread derailment
Deep thanks for following up on leads from page 744, it's tough on a holiday week

ZQ deleted her entire Twitter presence within minutes of me featuring this thread and I can't help but wonder if the two are related. I will assume, for egotistical reasons, they are.

We know she had/has google alerts for hits on anything revolving her name during GamerGate, and I'm sure she never shut them off. Also we know she'd occasionally visit sites that were critical of her and (laughingly) try to steer the narrative back in her favor. Since your featured link specifically calls her out and doesn't refer to just Alec, alerts are probably what triggered her twitter deletion, not viewing this site on the regular.
 
Okay hold up hold up hold up.
I reread the alecpost and there's basically no rape accusations. [EDIT: There's abuse allegations but it's a stretch to call that "sexual abuse" unless you take the Finger Puppet thing at face value]
But the articles and the response of the rest of the dev team make the accusation.
For example https://www.bleedingcool.com/2019/08/29/developers-jeremy-soule-alec-holowka-luc-shelton-accused-of-sexual-assault/ (http://archive.fo/MH75Y)
Which has the company's quote of "Infinite Fall, the developers behind Night In The Woods, announced on Twitter that it will cut ties with Alec Holowka following allegations of sexual assault against him. "

Yo this is fucked up.
 
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The thread moves so fast i'm not sure if someone bought attention to this, but... i didn't expect Steam reviews to be this fucking based.

Here's the archive version. https://archive.li/4crtZ
 
Okay hold up hold up hold up.
I reread the alecpost and there's basically no rape accusations.
But the articles and the response of the rest of the dev team make the accusation.
For example https://www.bleedingcool.com/2019/08/29/developers-jeremy-soule-alec-holowka-luc-shelton-accused-of-sexual-assault/ (http://archive.fo/MH75Y)
Which has the company's quote of "Infinite Fall, the developers behind Night In The Woods, announced on Twitter that it will cut ties with Alec Holowka following allegations of sexual assault against him. "

Yo this is fucked up.
Holy shit, so these assholes jumped the gun and assumed fucking everything? They are definitely at fault for this shit too, maybe even as much as quinn herself.
 
Could this recent event be used to turn the law against her?
I don't think she committed any crime, beside (maybe) defamation. And it's not like he's going to report her to the police.
His family might sue her, but I don't think it's ever going to happen given how his sister reacted.
 
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Could this recent event be used to turn the law against her?
Considering the amount of women that been proven to be lying about rape just get off with a slap on the wrist and sometimes not even that, I'm willing to bet nothing will come of this. Probably get Gamergate 2.0 and the media will scream about white neo nazi men in their basements playing violent video games while ignoring the fact Zoe got a dude to off himself.
 
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