Ha, virtue signaling from the pedo Lucas Colby Werner (the hypocrite), who has a record for domestic violence, restraining orders, is abusive toward women and is on a mission to try to control/stop teenage girls and young women from exercising their right to choose young guys. The insane hypocrite Pot calling the kettle black.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Surely this post has nothing to do with a certain 21 year old girl whom he fell in love with after 1 hug.
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The REAL sign of noncomformity is a prominent bald spot, Friar Tuck n shit
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Least she has enough hair to dye, baldy.
As does her boyfriend Spencer.
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I bet Spencer has money to spend and doesn’t live in a tiny fart-filled cheese block warehouse. I bet his telomeres are fuckin amazing.
Likely young Spencer doesn't have the micro dick malady like Lucas.
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Let's be fair. That greasy hair thing he has resting on his neck would look pretty badass dyed rainbow colors. I dare say it would look cool enough to sexually attract 18-24 year old girls. Hint hint if you're reading this, Lukey!
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Lucas yearbook photos dug up by SOFALAW.
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Who does Lucas say were the oftmentioned 8 exes? Didn't we figure out he started counting gfs in elementary school?
Obvs Suzanne is only real one, but I'd love to know who he lists as the other 7....
Anyone know about this?
Obvs Suzanne is only real one, but I'd love to know who he lists as the other 7....
Anyone know about this?
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That's a lot of words for "school is too hard"
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lol, it's like when you question a 10 year old over why he doesn't do a chore and his explanations get more and more elaborate and bullshit the longer you let him go on.
Considering Lucas is a notorious liar ( ex. 3 potential girlfriends) , I'll believe he's not going back to college till after classes start Sept 18.
I'd say it's likely when Lucas was not as "famous" (before Suzanne), there were girls unaware of how mentally off he was that talked to him and he would latch on fast thinking it was a "relationship". They ended up having to get him off their back.
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Case in pt: In this video starting at the 2:09 mark, Lucas talks about his HS "girlfriend". He wanted to be affectionate with her-- she kept pushing him away, didn't want to be huggy/kissy etc. That's not describing a girlfriend, but a girl he latched onto/obsessed over, and was creeping on her. He was obsessive/latched on, even back in HS.
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This is on par with behavior exhibited by Rusty Greer and Chris-Chan. The moment any girl shows the slightest positive behavior towards them, he'll latch onto them. I'm guessing this is an incel thing. Unfortunately for any of them, most girls can sense desperation.
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RH side has a "fat Charles Whitman" vibe to it.....
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Lucas, go back to school if you want, but you ain't gonna find shit in the way of female companionship, you utter mong.
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More mooing from Lucas... How dare those Gen Z girls not want to have children with a fat unhygienic schizo who lives on welfare! If he hates bigots so much, why is he so obsessed with a generation that he claims are all bigots? That post about school is rich! Yeah, I am real sure girls were trying to talk to him in class and were fascinated by a guy who wore Batman pantaloonies almost everyday.
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Hahaha “unfortunately I started taking school so seriously that I began letting teachers talk in class instead of telling them to shut the fuck up if a woman happened to say something towards me at the time. WHAT A FOOL I WAS.”
I can imagine his classes.
“Now class, who can tell me what X represents when we express it across-“
“PROFESSOR COULD YOU PLEASE SHUT UP FOR A MOMENT, BETHANY IS TRYING TO ASK ME TO LEND HER A PENCIL AND I’M HOPING THIS WILL LEAD TO SEX AND I DON’T WANT YOU DISTRACTING HER WHILE WE HAVE THIS MOMENT. Sorry, go ahead Bethany.”
I love that he thought achieving academic success was a fool’s errand if there was the slightest chance a young woman might talk to him at the same time. Fuck learning, Bethany needs a pencil! And soon maybe she’ll need MY pencil! I mean my dick! My dick is very very thin! And stubby and short and tiny and there’s barely any lead in it! Sorry Bethany, I’ve been using this pencil a lot, it’s basically down to the eraser. Don’t mind the teeth marks. Hey, do you like board games?
God forbid he actually succeed in school and make something of himself and get a job and basically turn into someone a young woman might actually conceivably date.
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