Courtesy of "It's Wednesday my Dudes." Those Gen Z guys are ruining everything for Lucas.
I wonder if he enjoys spoiled m-ilk, or old lettuce, or aged medication. Ooh, how about old gravy? So delicious. How about old suncream that’s past its expiration and goes all yellow and watery and chunky when you squeeze it out the tube?
Not everything aged is good.
Also ffs they could clear a path from Lucas’ creeper table to the “ass-shaking” women on the dance floor and it wouldn’t give him a bit of advantage. No woman wants to talk to him somehow, even though he’s the George Clooney of Club Scenes.
Nice for him to admit he just goes to clubs and creepily stares at the women. Wait, does he think the other men are getting in his way because they’re
talking to the women? Does he expect the women to come up and start talking to
him? Is that what he’s waiting for? And the men are cockblocking him by having conversations with women?
Feckin Lucas, women are not going to approach you, ya greasy smelly mong. You could LITERALLY, not figuratively, be the only man in a club full of women and they would just dance with each other and not talk to you, because just looking at you is enough warning not to approach.
I don’t understand him posting “Step aside” to these rhetorical men. That’s something you say when you’re about to
do something. Like stand up and approach the dance floor, or enter a room, or confront someone, or do anything except hunch over a whiskey in the corner by yourself.
“S-step aside,” Lucas says quietly into his drink, under the thumping of the club music. No one hears him, no one cares, everyone keeps dancing and exchanging phone numbers.