Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Lucas age isn't even the issue at all. He's not old for the dating market considering he's a man. It's the whole rest of him that is the issue.
If his dating market were women in their 30's, he wouldn't be to old. His target range, generally will date guys not far from their own age. Even if at some point, he were to move his target to women closer to his age, like you said -- It's the whole rest of him that is the issue.
 
If his dating market were women in their 30's, he wouldn't be to old. His target range, generally will date guys not far from their own age. Even if at some point, he were to move his target to women closer to his age, like you said -- It's the whole rest of him that is the issue.

Even girls with daddy issues see him as nothing but red flags. Especially in regards to his MRSA exposure risk.
 
The biggest red flag with Lucas, is he's a predator with a pedo "appetite".

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2nd to the biggest red flag --- he's completely mentally insane and unstable.
He's record for domestic violence/restraining orders/getting banned from places is up there too.
 
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That is exactly it. What Lucas is trying to do in and of it self is hard. Most women in the 18-24 year old range have zero interest in dating a guy pushing 40 no matter how many good qualities they have. Some will, but Lucas has absolutely no qualities that someone that age would want in any man, especially one who is 39 years old.

He can spout all this socialist and communist bullshit he wants, even the ultra liberal women have zero desire to support a fat smelly old man like him, and his digital footprint speaks volumes, especially his YouTube catalog.

If his dating market were women in their 30's, he wouldn't be to old. His target range, generally will date guys not far from their own age. Even if at some point, he were to move his target to women closer to his age, like you said -- It's the whole rest of him that is the issue.
 
So are you ageist, a filthy capitalist, a bigot, or anti-science / don't believe in the power of telomeres? There are no other explanations why you wouldn't be Werrned on when looking at him.
Oh no, I’m over the age of 25 so clearly I’m a dried up old hag who can’t fully appreciate Batman pantaloonies and a really quality block of government cheese.

Lucas age isn't even the issue at all. He's not old for the dating market considering he's a man. It's the whole rest of him that is the issue.


That’s what’s doing my head in about his AGEISM!!! excuses. Women are the ones who traditionally get pissed on for being too old, used up, damaged goods, etc on the dating market. Men in their 30’s don’t get that same stigma. If anything the market is ageist in his favour. Unfortunately there is no amount of advantage that will make 20 yr olds want to date a fat, slovenly, awkward, balding pervert with a massive entitled ego and a chip on his shoulder.
 
That’s what’s doing my head in about his AGEISM!!! excuses. Women are the ones who traditionally get pissed on for being too old, used up, damaged goods, etc on the dating market. Men in their 30’s don’t get that same stigma. If anything the market is ageist in his favour. Unfortunately there is no amount of advantage that will make 20 yr olds want to date a fat, slovenly, awkward, balding pervert with a massive entitled ego and a chip on his shoulder.
Isn't that kind of view of women coming via the fringe groups like Incels,Mgtows ?
 
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There’s women in their early 20s who will date men who are in their late 30s, not even a shortage of them. The thing is that the men they date are usually good looking- every single time one of my friends has done this I’ve been surprised to find out the man’s age, they never look it- and financially secure.
 
It really depends on the country and even between western countries there are huge differences. Where I'm from for example big age gaps aren't as much of a deal as they seem to be in the US. (correct me if I'm wrong) Plenty of women there that are in their mid-20s dating men in their mid to late 30s seriously. When it comes to flings the men can even be twenty years older if they look good enough. I feel US culture is a bit more sensitive regarding age gaps. For men where I come from, that age range Lucas is in is regarded as the best for dating as they tend to get the most attention if everything else fits.

Still, men have it always easier dating when they're older. Women have a pretty sharp cutoff age where guys think they can go younger and aren't as interested in them anymore, especially seeing how youth is valued a lot in women. Then you get situations where a perfectly fine looking 32 year old woman goes on a dating platform and only gets messages from guys who are in their mid to late 40s at youngest. It's fucked up but so are dating platforms. (avoid them like you would cancer is my advice)

This all of course doesn't apply to Cpt. Pantaloonies since he's got a ton of other issues and age is pretty far down on that list.
 
I know that expecting logical consistency from a schizophrenic is only slightly more realistic than expecting a newborn infant to start reciting Shakespeare soliloquies, but even so, I remain astonished by the lack of self-awareness required for someone who insists that an "ageist bigot" is the worst thing anyone can be, people who refuse to date older partners are the absolute worst, and by the way I myself am only looking for someone between the ages of 18 and 24. And remember: ageism is bad!
 
Lucas reminds me of Elliot Rodger and the gym shooter George Sodini. These types spend all day everyday thinking about "Me, Me, Me and what I want!" and how to get what they want out of other people, esp women, because they feel entitled.

The big thing they have in common, the thing that repels people, is the bad vibe that comes from being a [parent-blaming, sulky, woman-resenting inward-looking, completely self-absorbed] self-made Victim. Women seem to get this vibe on a subconscious instinctual level of their psyche. It's like Lucas & Co. have pasted a "I hate and resent You" sign on their souls and the eyes of other souls have seen it.
 
Courtesy of "It's Wednesday my Dudes." Those Gen Z guys are ruining everything for Lucas.
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Courtesy of "It's Wednesday my Dudes." Those Gen Z guys are ruining everything for Lucas.
I wonder if he enjoys spoiled m-ilk, or old lettuce, or aged medication. Ooh, how about old gravy? So delicious. How about old suncream that’s past its expiration and goes all yellow and watery and chunky when you squeeze it out the tube?

Not everything aged is good.

Also ffs they could clear a path from Lucas’ creeper table to the “ass-shaking” women on the dance floor and it wouldn’t give him a bit of advantage. No woman wants to talk to him somehow, even though he’s the George Clooney of Club Scenes.

Nice for him to admit he just goes to clubs and creepily stares at the women. Wait, does he think the other men are getting in his way because they’re talking to the women? Does he expect the women to come up and start talking to him? Is that what he’s waiting for? And the men are cockblocking him by having conversations with women?

Feckin Lucas, women are not going to approach you, ya greasy smelly mong. You could LITERALLY, not figuratively, be the only man in a club full of women and they would just dance with each other and not talk to you, because just looking at you is enough warning not to approach.

I don’t understand him posting “Step aside” to these rhetorical men. That’s something you say when you’re about to do something. Like stand up and approach the dance floor, or enter a room, or confront someone, or do anything except hunch over a whiskey in the corner by yourself.

“S-step aside,” Lucas says quietly into his drink, under the thumping of the club music. No one hears him, no one cares, everyone keeps dancing and exchanging phone numbers.
 
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New Lucas photos.
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Now he’s defending mumble rap.
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Who?
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He’s deleting and blocking anyone who keeps him from his promised land.
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Yeah you know those men in their mid-30’s, so fuckin immature.

Also wait, if women mature in their 30’s and he thinks buying “seeds” is foolish, why does he want to date a 20-yr old? And why does he constantly equate the sexuality of human beings with various unrelated foods? And doesn’t his “everything is better aged” logic mean that the best bananas are BROWN bananas?

I do love that the perfect age for men keeps raising as he ages. It was mid thirties when he was in his mid thirties, now that he’s 39, it’s 40.

Also is his forehead bleeding in that first pic? Why does he have a deer vertebrae on his knee?
 
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