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You cut off the best part at the end where politically confused Lucas slides back to the right and professes his love for cops.
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Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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No one has EVER cared about his telomeres line, EVER. Where is he getting this info that telomeres are what women want in him?
Also there are tonnes of men over 35 with jobs and friends and secure lifestyles who have lengthy telomeres so why should the women pick The Wern over those men? He can’t support their eventual children and fuck being a single mother who has to raise a kid at the age of 22, no savings, no house, no stability. Women looking for the best genetic match for fathering their children are also looking for the best FATHER, who will provide equally for the kid and be there for them and not lay around the house all day turning blocks of cheese into farts, while the woman works to support her child alone.
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Lucas at the club surrounded by cops? I wonder if he is getting fucked with when he goes in the clubs and is being himself?
Women tired of abuse? Coming from a guy who has openly stated he would be controlling of any woman dumb enough to date him? Oh, yeah, and the time he spent in jail for domestic violence.
Women tired of abuse? Coming from a guy who has openly stated he would be controlling of any woman dumb enough to date him? Oh, yeah, and the time he spent in jail for domestic violence.
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Lol he's been doing his hair the same since hs.
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Several restraining orders too. Starbucks calling the police on him, kicking him out and banning him for creeping out the 16 yr old barrista. Also the creeper note he gave to a bartender stating his "need to be inside her". A member here checked the girls facebook, found out she had made a police report and gave the "note" to the police. She also spread the word to other bars.
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Here's the creeper "note" Lucas gave to the bartender:
saltwatertaffy Aug 24, 2016
Did anyone see this little gem? I don't recall it being posted here. I just found it on Tumblr. I looked up the original post on this person's FB page and saw that she reported him to the police and gave the cops the note he left. She also put the word out to loads of other people on the bar scene. Good on her. . . (Apologies if this has been posted before but taken down for some reason. Admin, delete this at your discretion. I don't post very often, so I'm not familiar with all the rules. I just don't want anyone yelling at/scolding me.)
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Tfw you peaked in high school, but your peak is everyone else’s saddest moment.
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I think it's more likely that Lucas did so poorly in school and they asked him to withdraw than that he's dropping out to chase little girls. I mean, I totally believe he'd chase little girls, but I think him being told he couldn't re-enroll for various reasons is more likely. That or the profs didn't buy into his shit, gave him bad grades, and his ego couldn't take it.
Since I know you're watching, Lucas, prove me wrong, fatty.
Since I know you're watching, Lucas, prove me wrong, fatty.
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I was sort of thinking that he did so bad this past quarter he is academically suspended or maybe socially suspended for Lolcow antics. That, and your financial aid gets cut off if you do bad enough, so he would not have access to his school money.
Furthermore, as per usual, Lucas is contradicting himself. He had a post about how the girls who would not "give a poor lad like him the time", now so many girls were talking to him it was distracting him. I am going with no girls were giving him the time.
Furthermore, as per usual, Lucas is contradicting himself. He had a post about how the girls who would not "give a poor lad like him the time", now so many girls were talking to him it was distracting him. I am going with no girls were giving him the time.
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Lucas is rounding the corner of his typical cycle, where the home stretch is an involuntary medical hold.
This is how it goes:
Luke gets out of nut house. Gained massive weight. Heavily sedated. Shy. Stupid. Talks about nothing but food.
Time passes. Lucas begins taking less meds than ordered. Homeless freak Lucas walks everywhere, and eats so much cheese that he tricks his metabolism, thru constipation, into actually losing a bit of lard. Also grows out his prison-issue short haircut into a mulleted, greasy, bald-spot-crowned creeper 'do.
Time passes. Luke decides he don't need no psych meds.
Greybeards and thick-thigh-ed hotties make Luke furious. Mr furious writes or otherwise records increasingly deranged social media posts, talking about letting people bleed to death in gutters and young men "getting what they deserve".
Tard wranglers notice violent fantasies, lock his slightly-less-fat ass up. No more red Robin or $65 porterhouse steaks for our boy Captain Telomeres.
Cycle repeats.
This is how it goes:
Luke gets out of nut house. Gained massive weight. Heavily sedated. Shy. Stupid. Talks about nothing but food.
Time passes. Lucas begins taking less meds than ordered. Homeless freak Lucas walks everywhere, and eats so much cheese that he tricks his metabolism, thru constipation, into actually losing a bit of lard. Also grows out his prison-issue short haircut into a mulleted, greasy, bald-spot-crowned creeper 'do.
Time passes. Luke decides he don't need no psych meds.
Greybeards and thick-thigh-ed hotties make Luke furious. Mr furious writes or otherwise records increasingly deranged social media posts, talking about letting people bleed to death in gutters and young men "getting what they deserve".
Tard wranglers notice violent fantasies, lock his slightly-less-fat ass up. No more red Robin or $65 porterhouse steaks for our boy Captain Telomeres.
Cycle repeats.
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Well enjoy time back with the nutters Lucas, you fat, fat fuck.
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Some dug up screencaps
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Well, technically any girl he eye-rapes he can consider a "potential" girlfriend up until she shoos him off when he comes close. LOL. But I suspect three separate catfish or we.en attempts like Lacie that Lucas thought were real.
Also, for someone who claims to be smart, that he has to put off school for pussy-hunting speaks of how difficult high-school-level classes are for him that he can't do that while dating on the side. Most other people can easily manage both. Lucas is too dumb to handle the same.
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According to Lucas socialists did all this not labor unions and activists. 
Lucas has had the copypasta trigger cocked and ready to ban anyone for the slightest disrespect. SOFALAW members claim they were also banned without any interaction which points to Lucas creeping profiles looking for anything he finds offensive.
“ACAB unless I can benefit from their services as well” That sounds like white privilege Lucas, how many black men do you think can count on the police to keep them safe in a nightclub?
If that’s the case, gen z wins by default as long they don’t spend their late thirties crapping their Batman pantaloons on campus and hiding behind rent a cops from dope fiends at the bus stop.
Lucas has had the copypasta trigger cocked and ready to ban anyone for the slightest disrespect. SOFALAW members claim they were also banned without any interaction which points to Lucas creeping profiles looking for anything he finds offensive.
“ACAB unless I can benefit from their services as well” That sounds like white privilege Lucas, how many black men do you think can count on the police to keep them safe in a nightclub?
If that’s the case, gen z wins by default as long they don’t spend their late thirties crapping their Batman pantaloons on campus and hiding behind rent a cops from dope fiends at the bus stop.
LMAO that last comment wins the whole manicposting chain combo.
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Ah yes, his Five Year Plan.
He does realize that in a socialist or even full communist society, he would be required to work? He may be an idiot but he’s still fit enough to pull a mine cart or load boxes onto a truck. There would be no free handouts and spending all day eating cheese blocks like he’s doing now. No special work excusals because he has “anxiety” or whatnot. From each according to his ability, to each according to his need. And claiming you have no ability because going outside makes you suicidal is not going to cut it.
In other words, if you don’t work, you don’t eat, fatty.
Also no one considers you their king, fucko. Not even if they say it ironically to you in clubs because they’re taking the piss.
Love how hypocritical he is. Police are fascist pigs!! Unless I need their help in which case they’d better show up when I call!!
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Courtesy of "It's Wednesday, my Dudes". Get outta Lucas's way, Gen Z dudes. Lucas is trying to talk to some Gen Z hunnies!
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This just in: women use their male friends as shields to keep the fuckin creeps away because creeps don’t stop at “NO” but they do stop if they think the woman is taken. The women don’t want to talk to you, Lucas. If they did, they wouldn’t let some other guy stand in their way. They’d approach you.
Women aren’t dumb cattle being herded and hoarded by territorial cowboy males, only interacting with the man nearest to them out of sheer cow stupidity. The fact that they refuse to get near you and instead start talking to the nearest man OTHER than you when you try to approach is because they are trying to avoid you, because you’re fat, ugly and balding and gross and they are not attracted to you and they’re at the pub to get laid with a hot one-nighter who ideally owns a six-pack, some nice biceps, a tight arse and a fully functioning dick...not find a husband and father of their children.
Source: I am an owner of female parts. Parts which cringe in disgust when I observe a picture of Lucas Werner.
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The sniffing and almost choking on his snot was endearing. Blow your nose you lazy sod.
Lucas,
You are the infamous middle aged, fat, greasy, bald, pedo, town psycho and just like no girl in the past 7 yrs has wanted you and your mangy little dick, no girl at the club(s) will want you. You are what crawls at the bottom of the barrel. Absolutely nothing you do will change that fact. Nothing Lucas. You rage against the young guys, because you can't compete against them. They will win out in every turn, just like Spencer who is now Lacie's boyfriend. Nothing you can do Lucas, nothing you can do. The more you go on, the more insane you show yourself to be.
Hell Lucas, I've read comments from young women who are into dating older men. They would not touch you with a 20 ft. pole.
You are the infamous middle aged, fat, greasy, bald, pedo, town psycho and just like no girl in the past 7 yrs has wanted you and your mangy little dick, no girl at the club(s) will want you. You are what crawls at the bottom of the barrel. Absolutely nothing you do will change that fact. Nothing Lucas. You rage against the young guys, because you can't compete against them. They will win out in every turn, just like Spencer who is now Lacie's boyfriend. Nothing you can do Lucas, nothing you can do. The more you go on, the more insane you show yourself to be.
Hell Lucas, I've read comments from young women who are into dating older men. They would not touch you with a 20 ft. pole.
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So are you ageist, a filthy capitalist, a bigot, or anti-science / don't believe in the power of telomeres? There are no other explanations why you wouldn't be Werrned on when looking at him.
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Lucas age isn't even the issue at all. He's not old for the dating market considering he's a man. It's the whole rest of him that is the issue.