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Check out Spedsnatz Komandarm Lucas Werner.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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That banana / lighter / TMNT / Wernhead pic...
This view is equally likely to be laughed at by someone on Facebook, or recoiled from by someone trapped in a dog crate. The Venn Diagram of cringe and terror with Wern posts isn't a full circle, but it is definitely an overweight oval.
This view is equally likely to be laughed at by someone on Facebook, or recoiled from by someone trapped in a dog crate. The Venn Diagram of cringe and terror with Wern posts isn't a full circle, but it is definitely an overweight oval.
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Well I guess ol' Lucas Brainbox conked out again. See you in a few months Luke!
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If Loony Lucas is reading he should know he couldn't compete even if every other man was a rotting corpse.Also he is rape-faced fat fuck.
Onomatopoeicpun
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The fact that Lucas thinks that he qualifies as the best at anything is utterly hilarious to me.
Thankfully, Lucas is his own best deterrent to getting a girl. He proves time and time again he's insane, unstable, and a POS pedo creep.
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I suppose I should be glad that I don't understand any of that.
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Mooo! Mooo! Lucas being his true Lolcow crazy self. I wonder if his overworked underpaid handlers are seeing this? ( Spoiler, they probably aren't.)
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It's like one of those Rorschach tests for crazy.. like if you can make sense of it then you're officially diagnosed as a pedophile incel.
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Damn beat me to it. Some more utter lunacy in the comments that followed though. Some highlights include Lucas openly admitting to beating his monkey after creeping on woman and how wet he thinks all 18 year olds would get for him.
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Telomerase Disgrace
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hey Lucas, legit question, what are the best things you bring to a table in a relationship? What puts you above other telomere endowed 39 year old fellas who want to date a 18-25 year old? And not wishy washy answers like “I’m nice and will cook”, that’s a bare minimum.
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Lol roastie, fuck off mate, we got enough incel idiocy without newfags adding to it.
Lucas is officially off his meds...either that or somehow all the ladies in town didn’t jump on his willy the moment he entered the club! I don’t understand, how did that plan fail?
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He's Lucas Fucking Werner, okay. He invented his own boardgames. He's currently leading the communist revolution in America. He discovered the science behind telomeres. Being nice and cooking sometimes is only the icing on the cake
In other words, he's bringing insanity, pedophilia, schizo sperm, MRSA, misery, to the table
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You forgot to mention that he’s lost weight. He went from being a massive fatass to a slightly less massive fatass..
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He'll put on weight again when the butterfly net dudes round him up and get him back on crazy pills.
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But Lucas, you're only thirty-nine. For you to be mistaken as being in a daddy-daughter relationship, the girl would have to be like eleven, or twelve, or thirtee....
Oh.
EVEN when you explain sperm telomeres? They dont slip you their digits right then and there? I simply refuse to believe it.
Also love every installment of "Lucas spits mad game."
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Bartenders and 16 year old baristas don't like being handed notes asking them to receive his magic telomeres? Shame on them.