Containment Random Chris Updates

Congrats man, keep at it!

Optimistic, but I wonder if Chris would actually stuff veggies in his mouth and skip the Big Macs if he was told it would hasten the merge
Quite simple really. Eat smaller proportions and then do some exercises everyday. I used to do the Calorie Mate thing and that was killing me so I just stopped doing it and it worked!

But I do hope Chris does actually lose some fat.
 
Quite simple really. Eat smaller proportions and then do some exercises everyday. I used to do the Calorie Mate thing and that was killing me so I just stopped doing it and it worked!

But I do hope Chris does actually lose some fat.
I can't imagine him going to the bother of counting calories, logging nutrients, and working out at least every other day. Not when he can "meditate" lol and pretend to levitate fidget toys. That was the only good thing the idea guys ever did, make him go to the gym, but of course he ruined that with his disgusting bad manners.

I am doing what you are doing in the interest of health and fitness. Thank God for youtube and earbuds amirite? Makes the gym time go by better.
 
I forgot about that. Did he ever give concluding results?

Lolol someone please correct me if they know offhand, as I cannot be fucked to deal with his twitter Hellscapes to find it. But I believe these two(?) ponyfags running the challenge were amongst the shitstorm of others that blocked him.. about a month after he joined it. 🤣
 
Lolol someone please correct me if they know offhand, as I cannot be fucked to deal with his twitter Hellscapes to find it. But I believe these two(?) ponyfags running the challenge were amongst the shitstorm of others that blocked him.. about a month after he joined it. 🤣
I can't believe Chris actually thought he was going to be a brony babe.



Still cant believe Chris got banned from the gym for burping and farting too much lol :story:
Chris eventually gets banned from most places.
 
Chris signed up as a patron of this guy: https://www.patreon.com/BlackGryph0n


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This was shared on Chris' twitter and there's no way this is real.
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That Alan Christopher guy's at it again.


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Nothing. It's dumb wokeshit. Unless you're marching around in it throwing Roman salutes and shouting HEIL HITLER I don't know why anyone assumes the only reason you'd have shit from a country you defeated in battle is you somehow support them.

I wouldn't automatically assume but there are a shitload of skinheads who collect it now and we're long past the time when WWII combatants were taking war trophies back home to tell their families about how many nazis they killed. Then you have the people (probably) in the middle like Megan who are just into a lot of weird stuff (fetish? edgy?) and tend to grow out of it; judging from her seemingly normalish life out of the spotlight, that's where she likely is. Her etsy store is weird but in a granola way, not filled with swastikas.

That's how I ended up with my Nazi wallet.

Uh... what's it made of? Be specific...
 
That Alan Christopher guy's at it again.


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So, why would Chris need to travel around the world to make shitty comics when he can't even do that at home. I smell a scam.
 
I wouldn't automatically assume but there are a shitload of skinheads who collect it now and we're long past the time when WWII combatants were taking war trophies back home to tell their families about how many nazis they killed. Then you have the people (probably) in the middle like Megan who are just into a lot of weird stuff (fetish? edgy?) and tend to grow out of it; judging from her seemingly normalish life out of the spotlight, that's where she likely is. Her etsy store is weird but in a granola way, not filled with swastikas.

Famously, Lemmy collected Nazi memorabilia presumably for some edgy reason. Wasn't a Nazi.
 
Famously, Lemmy collected Nazi memorabilia presumably for some edgy reason. Wasn't a Nazi.

So did Jeff Hanneman from Slayer, but that was because his dad was a WWII vet who gave him medals and stuff he'd collected while in Europe. Apparently he and Lemmy would shoot the shit about it when they toured together. People called him a Nazi because he wrote a song about Josef Mengele, but as he said, he really shouldn't have to tell anyone that Mengele was an evil bastard.
 
A creepy guy who is in a relationship with Michelle Creber, which started when she was 15 or so.
God, I remember him being popular in the Brony fandom back when I was an early teenager. Around 2012-13.
Odd for Chris to focus on him, I don't think he was the most popular horsefucker musician. But I was "in" the fandom a long time ago, and I was never into the fandom's weirdly large music scene, so take what I say with a grain of salt.

He did get an animated pony music video made by the the guy who left youtube after people found his fart fetish deviantart, so maybe that's how Chris knows him. I imagine he watched pony animation channels, or is doing so now. I'd check whatever his current youtube channel is liking.
Or
This is a far-fetched attempt for Chris to get closer to the show's VAs.

You might as well flip a coin, because with Chris it could be either.

Edit: Bingo, animations and a video from Black Gryphon. I'd go further but I'm getting ptsd-esque flashbacks of my developmental years being wasted on /mlp/+.

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I can't believe Chris actually thought he was going to be a brony babe.




Chris eventually gets banned from most places.
Societal tolerance is being extended to a lot of weirdos that shouldn't be tolerated, but thankfully no matter how many shields he hides behind: Autism, transgender, or stress Chris will always be shunned like the ogre he is.
 
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