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@actually we're reaching peak levels of phlegms and snorts. Looks like the Farms were dead on with their prediction that he's gonna pretend that he's gonna come down with a sickness this week, so he can take the weekend off as well.
It's boring how predictable he's become. Truly a dull and lifeless individual.
 
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SowonNation said:
@actually we're reaching peak levels of phlegms and snorts. Looks like the Farms were dead on with their prediction that he's gonna pretend that he's gonna come down with a sickness this week, so he can take the weekend off as well.
It's boring how predictable he's become. Truly a dull and lifeless individual.
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wait, what did he say?
 
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Oh btw, did he tell you guys that he's in dire straits and needs the money now more than ever? Imagine tuning into his stream as a rando for the first time and you're greeted with this. A literal boomer using both hands to navigate his phone.
 
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Martys_not_smarty said:
Here's more of Phil's this time pull off his sweet karate skills:
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I remember this guy from back in the day. Isn't he banned from all radio and tv stations in his area?

Good god he's still alive and doing birthday celebrations:
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Gorgeous George Show Birthday bash 2019

George celebrates his birthday with Kevin Kravitz ,Kristen, Hank cook ,Vince and few others. Merry Gistmas
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I agree. Definitely the only possibilities that it can be as to how he gets so much money yet always seems in debt is that he's either lying about it or he's that shitty of a spender and is in the much debt. I agree its a mix of both. I think he gets a ton of money, doesn't put a lot of it on paying off debt and instead spends it frivolously, ends up with no money and debt and bills creeping up, he freaks out, goes full sky is falling on prestream and begs for more. He gets more money, ends up doing the same thing rather than tackling the debt head on. It's basically, lets say he has a $4000 debt. One month he'll get $4000 but rather than paying off the debt so he doesn't have to worry about it, he'll put $500 to it, then $500 another debt, then $1000 to monthly bills then just spend the other $2000.
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do you expect anything less from Phil ? He is part of the upper crust of society..
only the finer things in life will satisfy Phil. he does not drink the $10 bottle of Seagram's Gin, he treat's himself to the finer bottles probably upwards of $100-$200 per bottle.
When he wines and dines Kat the bill is probably somewhere around $175, and Phil being Phil probably leaves a $2 tip for the server.
The grocery bill each week is probably about $200+.. only fresh.. One's palate as fine tuned as Phil's does not desire frozen or processed foods.
He sips on the finest cherry juice available to help those gouty toes, hand picked and squeezed at George Washington's estate.
He probably also has a private message therapist / masseuse come to the house, because sitting on a couch begging really tenses the muscles up.
Also keeping that soul maid around is probably pretty expensive, he learned from the first one that you can't expect her to work a job, do all the cooking and cleaning while you do nothing at all beside sit around all day playing video games poorly.


Phil : *raises hand and snaps fingers* waiter...waiter... we have been sitting here a whole 2 minutes, I demand faster service... I'm Phil Burnell they call me dsp.. maybe you have heard of me ... my lady will have the finest bottle of wine you have and I will have a glass of the tippy top shelf gin you have... and while you are at it bring me another spoon I can't see the reflection of my face in this one.. i demand polished silverware of the finest caliber .




 
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SowonNation said:
using both hands to navigate his phone
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Disgusting and pig pilled.

What Dave doea for a living is hilarious. The sad part is that people will troll cheer him with actual money.

Why does this happen? Its not like someone high up is going to make a big channel decision because goutsydepig cheered 1000 bits and said Dave was takimg advantage of his fan base.
 
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heaving_drunkard is gifting subs like crazy again, because the goutlord looked super worried before he went on break.

Phil is on pace to hit the sub goal again. Can't believe he's attracting that many literal wheelchairs with his disgusting behavior.
Please, do all of us a favor and overdraft your bank account, heaving_idiot.

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"I know heaving_earth is going crazy with gifted subs today.. but.. I need tips more than anything right now. Alright? Sound good?"
What an ungrateful old fart.
 
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"I know heaving_earth is going crazy with gifted subs today.. but.. I need tips more than anything right now. Alright? Sound good?"
What an ungrateful old fart.

It pisses Phil off so much because he has to split that money with twitch, he's so greedy that he is incapable of being grateful for any kind of support.
he wants the Tips only that way he as access to it immediately
 
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