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SowonNation said:
How coincidental that you say that! Remember how we were dissecting MoraMoria's persona on Twitter and the Dox forum earlier?
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Ugh, they were both probably by MM. Also like one commenter on MM's DeviantArt said, that is a commission worth probably in the few hundreds of dollaridoos. That doesn't seem like something Phil would pay, and not two times. Besides that, MM has been throwing money into Phil's tip jar semi-regularly.

Something must have been exchanged for those paintings... or did MM paint that purely as a passion project? Jesus Christ, the autism..
 
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DSP is talking about implementing something called "loyalty points" into his chat/stream, which will reward subs and non-subs alike for "participating" in the chat/stream. I think it's some kind of Twitch add-on.

Oh, and he says he might name them "penne points". Yes, penne points, no joke.

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-edit- Oh wow. He now is going into the specifics of his financial situation. In short: subs and cheers have been good the past month, but he has no money at the moment. Says he still has "three major bills" to pay before he gets paid by Twitch on the 15th, which includes a loan that he has to keep paying for the next two years. He's now begging for tips HARD.

He has added a tips goal of $100 per day (I think?) until he gets paid by Twitch:

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Sorry I have to hit you guys with 9+ minutes of DSP doing his used car salesman routine, but he just wouldn't shut up about it. :|

-edit- And the begging worked instantly: someone tipped him $50.

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Comma said:
DSP is talking about implementing something called "loyalty points" into his chat/stream and that he might name them "penne points". Yes, penne points, no joke.
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Taking a page from Chinese social capital, I see. Something something oppressive authoritarian regime.
 
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Hungrymandinner said:
how can we get Phil preemptively banned from Mixer
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You don't. At this point in the Dave saga anyone giving him money is just a dumb ass, not a hapless victim. This cess pool of a thread alone has close to a decade of evidence that Dave is scummy person. If his fans want to give him money thats on them. Im not in favor of being a part of cancel culture even when it comes to DSP and his weird ass fans. Let the man make his money and we can keep laughing at his stupid self and his pay pigs.
 
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Phil just skipped his begging segment where he recounts his history to do a little focused begging.
He knows things went well in August and that he is going to be doing well when he gets paid by Twitch. But this is not until the middle of the month.
"I've got no money. I've paid all the bills that needed to be paid earlier this month."
He still has 3 major important bills, condo association dues, a loan payment, and 'one or two credit cards' before the Twitch payment.
Before everyone freaks out and asked where the money went, it paid bills. Ad revenue, you see, on YT, you see, is the worst this year. It's declining every year. Nothing he can do about it.
Phil needs help.
Tipping, he swears to us, 100% of those funds is going to his bills.
He was "really good" for about a month, and now we're going to be behind on things again, and the hardcore gaming season is going to set him back because of all the games he has to buy. Please note that for that month, he was still begging.
"Don't worry, I'm never going to be like 'I've run out of content for streams, I can't afford anything to play on stream". But new releases might be an issue.
He's doing a tips goal to motivate people, even though they may not be able to hit it every day. He's REALLY NERVOUS though, and needs the help. The goal is currently $100.

Reminder that they're doing something for Kat's birthday this week. I'm sure that's unrelated to any of this and was notably not brought up.
 
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Hungrymandinner said:
Ok, assuming that is true, how can we get Phil preemptively banned from Mixer? Would love to see him sweat (not literally) if / when the ban hammer drops.
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lol you don't cuz it don't matter
people have been claiming the usernames he uses elsewhere
he's going to end up with something like pennegout, and he'll be desperately screaming at his fans
IM NOT DSP ON MIXER IM PENNEGOUT
 
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I love that DSP still is unwilling to do anything extra if his viewers hit the tip goal. The goal is "to allow him to keep creating content." He doesn't have time for an extra 30 minutes of game play or anything because he's so busy.

That $2000 Jasper reveal was a month ago but it might as well have been ten years ago for all it helped DSP's finances.
 
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Surly Muppet said:
Phil just skipped his begging segment where he recounts his history to do a little focused begging.
He knows things went well in August and that he is going to be doing well when he gets paid by Twitch. But this is not until the middle of the month.
"I've got no money. I've paid all the bills that needed to be paid earlier this month."
He still has 3 major important bills, condo association dues, a loan payment, and 'one or two credit cards' before the Twitch payment.
Before everyone freaks out and asked where the money went, it paid bills. Ad revenue, you see, on YT, you see, is the worst this year. It's declining every year. Nothing he can do about it.
Phil needs help.
Tipping, he swears to us, 100% of those funds is going to his bills.
He was "really good" for about a month, and now we're going to be behind on things again, and the hardcore gaming season is going to set him back because of all the games he has to buy. Please note that for that month, he was still begging.
"Don't worry, I'm never going to be like 'I've run out of content for streams, I can't afford anything to play on stream". But new releases might be an issue.
He's doing a tips goal to motivate people, even though they may not be able to hit it every day. He's REALLY NERVOUS though, and needs the help. The goal is currently $100.

Reminder that they're doing something for Kat's birthday this week. I'm sure that's unrelated to any of this and was notably not brought up.
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Guessing he bought patio furniture to go with the grill.
 
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He's going off on pre-stream on some guy who cheered saying that he should mute his snorts because they're off-putting.

Phil claims that to mute the mic takes preparation and planning beforehand, and that "two seconds" of "discomfort" hearing Phil snort should be tolerable, otherwise you're a "whiny asshole."

He can't react to his body's nervous system fast enough to mute the mic.
He snorts like he plays fighting games.
 
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Salubrious said:
I love that DSP still is unwilling to do anything extra if his viewers hit the tip goal. The goal is "to allow him to keep creating content." He doesn't have time for an extra 30 minutes of game play or anything because he's so busy.
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But keep in mind, tipping isn't mandatory. It just keeps the streams going. Not mandatory though. We just won't be here without it...

Pargon said:
Interesting. Where are the funds from subs, cheers and YouTube going?
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Oh we covered that, YT income is negligible and the money from Twitch is to pay next month's bills that he won't be able to afford until the next Twitch payment, so please tip.
He's not even trying to make this make sense anymore and is completely banking on his fans to be unable to remember a month back. He only needs to be smarter than the dumbest whales, and they're pretty stupid.

The tips going to bills thing is a semantic loophole anyway, because if he buys Kat a weekend with the stud for her birthday, he can charge that to a credit card, which then becomes a 'bill'. Bills are everything and anything.

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Phil claims that to mute the mic takes preparation and planning beforehand, and that "two seconds" of "discomfort" hearing Phil snort should be tolerable, otherwise you're a "whiny asshole."
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He also kept saying that people love him for his "honesty" and that he wouldn't "suck the guy's balls" like he wanted. He said that ball sucking thing at least three times. It's like Phil's mind got stuck on the idea of sucking balls for some reason...
 
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Immortal Technique said:
I don't think DSP could surivive on Mixer; per their ToS:
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He would be forced to either play the games and quit his 2 hour pre-streams or get Web Show vanished--two things he couldn't survive.
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OKAY DOOD IM SURE YOURE A MORAN AND NOT A MAHTURE ADULHT LIKE ME, EVERY STRIMMER HAS A PRESTRIM, OKAY?
THE PRESTIM WILL BE DONE WHEN ITS DONE, SOUND GOOD?

sir, you must play something or you'll be banned

HOW ABOUT I RUN YOUR SITE FOR YOU?

phil has uploaded a new video
[HOW MIXER IS RAN BY DETRACTORS AND I WAS BANNED FOR NO REASON]
 
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It's the end of prestream.
Someone cheers to ask how it was going, they missed the rest of the prestream.
Phil recounts his current financial situation and micro-begs for more tips.
I'm sure that's exactly what that guy was asking, Phil. Aren't you excited for Kat's birthday and your extra time off this week?!
 
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Dandelion said:
He's going off on pre-stream on some guy who cheered saying that he should mute his snorts because they're off-putting.

Phil claims that to mute the mic takes preparation and planning beforehand, and that "two seconds" of "discomfort" hearing Phil snort should be tolerable, otherwise you're a "whiny asshole."

He can't react to his body's nervous system fast enough to mute the mic.
He snorts how he plays fighting games.
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He's just too lazy to even do that. He could even get a foot pedal to mute the mic which would require virtually 0 effort to use, but nope everyone has to listen to his snorting and sniffing through the gameplay and hour long pre-begs. His snorting is bad but what pisses me off more than that is when he is clearly rocking back and forward at the mic when the camera is off and the volume is going up and down.
 
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