Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Damn beat me to it. Some more utter lunacy in the comments that followed though. Some highlights include Lucas openly admitting to beating his monkey after creeping on woman and how wet he thinks all 18 year olds would get for him.

I'm amused at how Lucas suddenly replies to all of Kimmie's comments once he found out she's a 21-year-old, so much so that he makes his spanking his monkey claim to show Kimmie he's virile. Predator (albeit a weak one) through and through.

But Lucas, you're only thirty-nine. For you to be mistaken as being in a daddy-daughter relationship, the girl would have to be like eleven, or twelve, or thirtee....

Oh.

To be fair, Lucas is 39 but looks like he's pushing 50, so him and a 19-24 girl would still look like a father-daughter thing.
 
"I'm not going to get laid tomorrow" - finally, something we agree on Lucas!

Also: disgusting.

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I'm amused at how Lucas suddenly replies to all of Kimmie's comments once he found out she's a 21-year-old, so much so that he makes his spanking his monkey claim to show Kimmie he's virile. Predator (albeit a weak one) through and through.



To be fair, Lucas is 39 but looks like he's pushing 50, so him and a 19-24 girl would still look like a father-daughter thing.
Thinking it's due to Lucas reading the comments here where we've talked about his dick malfunctioning, so he has to make the claim (for the young hotties) that he's still got it going below the belt. He was the one that announced he fails getting it up.

Schizophrenics age 15 faster compared to non-schizos. Lucas turning 40 in Nov, he's comparable to a 55 yr old. Even for his delusional 35-55, he's hit his wall of 55.
 
Lucas is getting both more vile and simultaneously more incomprehensible.

There was a vid of his, waaay back, called "The background noise bigots"...it was actually scary. The entire video was his detailing how noises, mumbles thru the walls which were entirely inaudible in the video, as well as street traffic sounds, were conversation "opens" as he loves to call them, and what the necessary responses were.


He was actually floridly hallucinating auditory dialogues in the video, something we'd never seen him do and if I remember right, this was close to when he got sent to the nut house.

Anyway, his recent posts have seemed more incomprehensible than usual to me; bragging about jerking off, bizarre word structures or sentences....

Lucas is at the very least schizotypal, if not fully schizophrenic, and (as we've all noticed) he tends to follow these cycles in which he gradually becomes more bizarre, aggressive, and, frankly, insane.

If his stories of "clubbing" are to be trusted, he just nurses a drink while eye-raping the dancefloor, but he used to be too shy to even engage in a social milieu like a club, and his apprehensiveness kept him less potentially dangerous.

Lest we forget, Lucas is wandering the city, angry, crazy, dirty and frustrated. He seems to be getting more and more detached from reality.

I hope his wranglers are keeping a close eye on him; Do we know anything about that? Is he as notorious as he once was when all the Starbucks shit was going on, or have people forgotten?

Hope not. Lucas is dangerous. The video captures him at his most detached.
 
Lucas is getting both more vile and simultaneously more incomprehensible.

There was a vid of his, waaay back, called "The background noise bigots"...it was actually scary. The entire video was his detailing how noises, mumbles thru the walls which were entirely inaudible in the video, as well as street traffic sounds, were conversation "opens" as he loves to call them, and what the necessary responses were.


He was actually floridly hallucinating auditory dialogues in the video, something we'd never seen him do and if I remember right, this was close to when he got sent to the nut house.

A good find my friend. Haven't seen this one in a while.

I for one sincerely feel that he's not far off this stage now.. talking about 'Kiwis outside my apartment' and suchlike.
 
Good morning to everyone except Lucas Werner, however since he’s had a post every hour for the last 17 hours I don’t suspect he is much of a morning person. Here are some screenshots of his waking dreams. Also great find Qbert, that was a new one for me.
 

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Lucas is getting both more vile and simultaneously more incomprehensible.

There was a vid of his, waaay back, called "The background noise bigots"...it was actually scary. The entire video was his detailing how noises, mumbles thru the walls which were entirely inaudible in the video, as well as street traffic sounds, were conversation "opens" as he loves to call them, and what the necessary responses were.


He was actually floridly hallucinating auditory dialogues in the video, something we'd never seen him do and if I remember right, this was close to when he got sent to the nut house.

Anyway, his recent posts have seemed more incomprehensible than usual to me; bragging about jerking off, bizarre word structures or sentences....

Lucas is at the very least schizotypal, if not fully schizophrenic, and (as we've all noticed) he tends to follow these cycles in which he gradually becomes more bizarre, aggressive, and, frankly, insane.

If his stories of "clubbing" are to be trusted, he just nurses a drink while eye-raping the dancefloor, but he used to be too shy to even engage in a social milieu like a club, and his apprehensiveness kept him less potentially dangerous.

Lest we forget, Lucas is wandering the city, angry, crazy, dirty and frustrated. He seems to be getting more and more detached from reality.

I hope his wranglers are keeping a close eye on him; Do we know anything about that? Is he as notorious as he once was when all the Starbucks shit was going on, or have people forgotten?

Hope not. Lucas is dangerous. The video captures him at his most detached.

I'd say the "steps" he's taking are due to the older he gets, the more desperate he gets. On his twitter last year he wanted to know where to go to meet women. Some "Trent" replied, bars and college. I didn't think he had it in him to actually enroll in college, he did. He was going to "science" a young ovulator onto his dick. We know how that went and his reaction to it. Now his desperation is driving him to clubs. He talks as if he is going into the club(s) and the 21 yr olds dancing, but don't know if he actually has taken the step to go in, or he's creeping outside watching the young women (and men) going in and out.

His "look" has changed since the Starbucks incident when he was shuffling around homeless. He's older, balder, a worse receding hairline and wears what's left of his hair all greased back thinking it's going to cover the hairless expanse on the back of his head, glasses, and he's "dressing to the nines" compared to his clothes when he was homeless. Some people when they see him now, may not be making the connection with the Starbucks Lucas. I'd say his name still raises a big red flag in Spokane, resulting in "that's the Starbucks creep". Yea, he's getting more detached from reality and couple that with his desperation, not a good combination at all.

 
The dressing to the nines thing, kinda went out the window when he started wearing his pajama pants out in public. Although, maybe to Lucas that is dressing to the nines? Also, his TMNT t shirt...

Lucas can't hide how much he despises his intended victims.
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I'd say the "steps" he's taking are due to the older he gets, the more desperate he gets. On his twitter last year he wanted to know where to go to meet women. Some "Trent" replied, bars and college. I didn't think he had it in him to actually enroll in college, he did. He was going to "science" a young ovulator onto his dick. We know how that went and his reaction to it. Now his desperation is driving him to clubs. He talks as if he is going into the club(s) and the 21 yr olds dancing, but don't know if he actually has taken the step to go in, or he's creeping outside watching the young women (and men) going in and out.

His "look" has changed since the Starbucks incident when he was shuffling around homeless. He's older, balder, a worse receding hairline and wears what's left of his hair all greased back thinking it's going to cover the hairless expanse on the back of his head, glasses, and he's "dressing to the nines" compared to his clothes when he was homeless. Some people when they see him now, may not be making the connection with the Starbucks Lucas. I'd say his name still raises a big red flag in Spokane, resulting in "that's the Starbucks creep". Yea, he's getting more detached from reality and couple that with his desperation, not a good combination at all.

 
Lucas considers 18-24 year olds (his ideal victim range) as loud, obnoxious, disrespectful, arrogant, and just generally not in the best light. He has attributed such behaviours to both men and women.

But if they're so horrible and mean;
1. Why does he want to fuck them, and;
2. Why would he want to have kids with them?

I don't understand his twisted mind here. He does not like young women. He has nothing in common with young women.
Besides, why does he want kids anyway? He'd be a terrible parent.
 
Lucas considers 18-24 year olds (his ideal victim range) as loud, obnoxious, disrespectful, arrogant, and just generally not in the best light. He has attributed such behaviours to both men and women.

But if they're so horrible and mean;
1. Why does he want to fuck them, and;
2. Why would he want to have kids with them?

I don't understand his twisted mind here. He does not like young women. He has nothing in common with young women.
Besides, why does he want kids anyway? He'd be a terrible parent.

I think it’s pretty simple. The only thing he wants out of young girls is to rape them, he obviously doesn’t give a shit about women themselves (irrespective of his laughably transparent social justice fb posts). He also knows the loud and brash ones are probably gonna be hard to isolate and coerce the way he wants. He wants a kid because he wants to fuck a child and it’s much easier to exert control as a parent (wasn’t he just posting some super creepy daddy daughter shit?). That’s how it comes across to me.
 
I think it’s pretty simple. The only thing he wants out of young girls is to rape them, he obviously doesn’t give a shit about women themselves (irrespective of his laughably transparent social justice fb posts). He also knows the loud and brash ones are probably gonna be hard to isolate and coerce the way he wants. He wants a kid because he wants to fuck a child and it’s much easier to exert control as a parent (wasn’t he just posting some super creepy daddy daughter shit?). That’s how it comes across to me.
I distinctly remember a post where he was asked why he'd prefer a daughter over a son and his response was something like "hearing her say 'daddy'." yes.
 
When a post starts off like that, it's an impressive feat that it can still manage to go even way more off the rails as it goes along.

Yep. At first I thought, "oh good, he's in reality again!" And then I read the rest and have decided that Lucas needs to be doing the Thorazine Shuffle pretty quickly.
 
Lucas considers 18-24 year olds (his ideal victim range) as loud, obnoxious, disrespectful, arrogant, and just generally not in the best light. He has attributed such behaviours to both men and women.

But if they're so horrible and mean;
1. Why does he want to fuck them, and;
2. Why would he want to have kids with them?

I don't understand his twisted mind here. He does not like young women. He has nothing in common with young women.
Besides, why does he want kids anyway? He'd be a terrible parent.

Again, without revealing too much about myself, let me paraphrase some of the theory used by online risk analysts in order to identify so-called 'bad actors' on the web:

Well there are two types of child sex offender:

The benevolent molester. Named as such because they do not believe their actions cause harm. This is someone whose interest in children is not just sexual, but may also be emotional and even romantic. They may feel that they have something in common with the children themselves and could demonstrate interests/hobbies that are not in their own age group. They are often unapologetic and even proud of their pedophilia, such as with NAMBLA campaigners and 'MAPs'. Learning difficulties and mental retardation is common, but functional mental health issues (ADHD, schizophrenia, depression etc) is not.

The malevolent abuser. Someone who either consciously or subconsciously seeks to harm children. Sadism is common, as demonstrated by the overlap of physical and sexual abuse in families. They may try and rationalize what they do for religious, political or just plain bizarre reasons and tend to deny being pedophiles when caught. Harm may not just be molestation, but blackmail (especially on the internet) and emotional control. They are more likely to be found possessing child pornography and having their own history of abuse or bullying. Most concerning, they are more likely to seek positions of power, especially those where they supervise children. Co-morbidities include anxiety/depression, personality disorders, ADHD and, most frequently, other paraphilias.

For the record, I think both of these groups should be euthanized.

It's clear that Lucas falls into the latter category for the following reasons:
1. Clear personality issues (AKA schizoid) and other fetishes (daddy daughter, feet etc)
2. Manipulative (not good at it, but he tries)
3. Seeks ultimate power by creating the perfect little girl for himself (like the Professor from PowerPuff Girls..)
4. Lusts for domination by controlling what people say and how they act (with his political views and social media blockings)
5. Despite all the evidence, he denies he is a pedo.

To answer your question about why he does what he does despite having nothing in common with his targets, Lucas hates young girls. He was bullied and ignored by them when he was young. He doesn’t want to love them, he wants to FUCK them. His sexual interest is one of malice.
 
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Again, without revealing too much about myself, let me paraphrase some of the theory used by online risk analysts in order to identify so-called 'bad actors' on the web:

Well there are two types of child sex offender:

The benevolent molester. Named as such because they do not believe their actions cause harm. This is someone whose interest in children is not just sexual, but may also be emotional and even romantic. They may feel that they have something in common with the children themselves and could demonstrate interests/hobbies that are not in their own age group. They are often unapologetic and even proud of their pedophilia, such as with NAMBLA campaigners and 'MAPs'. Learning difficulties and mental exceptionalism is common, but functional mental health issues (ADHD, schizophrenia, depression etc) is not.

The malevolent abuser. Someone who either consciously or subconsciously seeks to harm children. Sadism is common, as demonstrated by the overlap of physical and sexual abuse in families. They may try and rationalize what they do for religious, political or just plain bizarre reasons and tend to deny being pedophiles when caught. Harm may not just be molestation, but blackmail (especially on the internet) and emotional control. They are more likely to be found possessing child pornography and having their own history of abuse or bullying. Most concerning, they are more likely to seek positions of power, especially those where they supervise children. Co-morbidities include anxiety/depression, personality disorders, ADHD and, most frequently, other paraphilias.

For the record, I think both of these groups should be euthanized.

It's clear that Lucas falls into the latter category for the following reasons:
1. Clear personality issues (AKA schizoid) and other fetishes (daddy daughter, feet etc)
2. Manipulative (not good at it, but he tries)
3. Seeks ultimate power by creating the perfect little girl for himself (like the Professor from PowerPuff Girls..)
4. Lusts for domination by controlling what people say and how they act (with his political views and social media blockings)
5. Despite all the evidence, he denies he is a pedo.

To answer your question about why he does what he does despite having nothing in common with his targets, Lucas hates young girls. He was bullied and ignored by them when he was young. He doesn’t want to love them, he wants to FUCK them. His sexual interest is one of malice.
That last bit would certainly explain why all his sex fantasies sound so aggressive; remember "moose in full rut" or "softserved icecream without a spoon"?

(Actually, that last one is straight nauseating. Sorry.)
 
He's obsessed with that environmentalist teenager.
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Surely this will help you reach your goal.
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His latest obsession: Socialists who only fuck guys with credit cards. Is this really a problem he's run into?
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Still a creep after all these, the more things change the more they stay the same.
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What?
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With things like that pizza post I half expect him to just start typing random words in the middle and nobody would even notice.

BTW, Lucas pizza memes are very 1990s-era slacker film tier - have you been watching TV again? Millennials are health-conscious, although I guess for you that isn't an option :biggrin:
 
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