Peter Coffin, his realdoll/fake girlfriend Kimi Kobayashi, and his estranged wife Ashleigh Coffin - Cis Male Cuck, Pretend Agender; Kicks Self in Balls, Sockpuppeted as Own GF, RAPE APOLOGIST, plus his ex-wife

In the Vegas photo you can see that the real Ashleigh isn't flat, but she doesn't seem AS endowed as the fake one.
 
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I still don't understand why the size of her boobs is an issue. Several of the farm girls have explained she's increasing the size of her breasts by layering padded bras and possibly stuffing too. You can see the multiple bras in a couple of shots. That her boobs change dramatically between shots is not a mystery, I imagine it's pretty hard to keep size consistent when you pad to that degree. Also, as someone pointed out a 32G only sounds big because the band is so small. If she had a bit more weight on her she'd only be a C-D cup, which is average.
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Sounds big because of the band size? No, it sounds big because of the cup size and stupid american sizing.The band size, 32, is the inches around just underneath the bust. I should know. G is big. I wear an 36H but I am really should be wearing a 30-32I according to american sizing but they don't sell those in consumer stores. My underbust is 32 inches, but the have wear a 36 because it was the smallest I could get, even still my breasts a little bit squished because the cups are a little bit too small.
 
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HipstrsGonnaHip said:
It's probably just a woman who's so uncomfortable with herself that she can't let a photo go unphotoshopped. It might be a simple solution but it's also the one that makes the most sense at this point.
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Yeah, I was looking at the pictures for the donation thing and honestly I think this is the case. She seems so unreal because she photoshops so much that it makes her LOOK unreal. That sucks though, because she's not at all ugly. Honestly, I imagine that once she started photoshopping herself it made it impossible to stop because she wants to maintain that image as much as possible. She's probably stuck in a cycle where she has all these pictures out, and she has to control everything because if it slips that she doesn't REALLY look that way, then the edits will be more obvious.

Yikes. I mean, that must be stressful. I really think she's a pretty girl. Sucks that she doesn't think so to a degree she's got to shop everything to hell and back. I don't think she needs to. :/ Maybe I'm just being overly sympathetic but gee.
 
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You know, it really bothers me when the man says "We had a baby" or "I'm pregnant" or "We're pregnant". You are doing none of the goddamned work, it's the woman who had the baby/is having a baby/is pregnant. I understand wanting to share in it and stuff but it's just something that annoys me because it's technically incorrect and also comes off sounding accidentally dickish (to me).
 
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The Lone Wanderer said:
Sounds big because of the band size? No, it sounds big because of the cup size and stupid american sizing.The band size, 32, is the inches around just underneath the bust. I should know. G is big. I wear an 36H but I am really should be wearing a 30-32I according to american sizing but they don't sell those in consumer stores. My underbust is 32 inches, but the have wear a 36 because it was the smallest I could get, even still my breasts a little bit squished because the cups are a little bit too small.
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I have big boobs too, I do understand this stuff, I just didn't articulate well. Sizings are weird and I'm not terribly knowledgeable on US sizing since I'm in Australia myself.

Jesus Ashleigh, if you'd just fuck him on camera all the COW heat will come off you!


...until they scream it's still his cousin and they're just incestuous. Or whatever.
 
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I still think there's both a real Ashleigh and a fake one, and that the real one knows about the fake one. The real one lets the fake one appear in the photos and videos because she's either really shy or because it's some sort of weird turn-on for them.
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Sorry if I'm coming off "spergingly agressive" but I'm gonna keep following this thread because real people fanfictions like this are way more entertaining than whatever the real thing might be.
 
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PsychicFish said:
they're convinced that he paid an actress, or because it doesn't show them kissing/sexing it probably means it's his cousin or something.
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If anything, not appearing affectionate toward him is could be a sign that they are married, lol. The marriage certificate appears to be legit, which means that if Peter's story about how it happened is true, It was in a cheap vegas wedding chapel, probably not well thought out or done on a whim, and no relatives were invited. I'm no marraige expert, but I'm pretty sure that happy, loving marriages between people who intend to actually spend the rest of their lives together don't start in a place like that, followed by triple baconators for two. I'm wondering if she knew how much of a dud Peter was before she moved from fucking Scotland for the guy.
This is kind of how I'm imagining their relationship:
 
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... She doesn't have an overbite in 90% of her photos.

I know I made the argument for her being self conscious and real, but why would you shop/angle out your overbite in some photos but not others? Why would you have a photo where you look perfect asking for jaw surgery?

But if you were trying to scam people, why list TMJ as the problem? It's not a serious disorder, at all. 1 in 10 people have it and it's just "slight headaches if you overuse your jaw and clicking noises." You don't need braces to correct it, and from my very very quick googling, surgery isn't really a common treatment.

Also if it was suuuuper needed like he acts wouldn't some state care cover that?
 
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... She doesn't have an overbite in 90% of her photos.

I know I made the argument for her being self conscious and real, but why would you shop/angle out your overbite in some photos but not others? Why would you have a photo where you look perfect asking for jaw surgery?
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Which further raises questions about how these pics could possibly be so inconsistent with the idea she has an overbite, as the level of photoshoping skill necesary to make a convincing edit on that level...would be the same level necessary to make a sex doll look real enough in a shopped photo confuse the entire goddamn internet.

Personally? Thinking back to how every single shot in a given, random series had her face the exact same positioning couldn't normally be possible even with a sex doll because the camera would have to be perfectly aligned at the precise position from the head for each shot, it's certainly possible that the photos are heavily shopped to use one face duplicated multiple times. Each picture then has the face template heavily modified and blended into place instead of the actual face.

It could be that she just looks like a sex doll because key portions of her in these images are replaced with pre-cleaned template pieces. The crappy low quality pics help hide the alteration, as does the short gifs of her moving apparently having extremely low individual photo counts because a smoother graphic would require editing far more photos per second of video.
 
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For The Internet said:
Jesus Ashleigh, if you'd just fuck him on camera all the COW heat will come off you!


...until they scream it's still his cousin and they're just incestuous. Or whatever.
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Basically hit the nail right on the head here, I think. Even if they installed live feed cameras in their home and broadcast them 24/7 on the internet you'd still have people coming up with stuff. In fact, the theories would probably double. Was that a ghost? Is the Coffin house haunted? Why didn't Peter turn on the light in the closet when he went to grab the broom? What's he hiding in there??
 
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