Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

[RequiredName]

I don't understand much of anything I've read in A Brief History of Time, so I'm probably wasting my time in reading it.

Also, will never see "American Stupor", "Sponge-brose", or the Hawking flick. (Figure he called his book "Brief History Of Time" so people would think he wasn't wanting/trying to waste a bunch of anyone's.)

(It is worth noting, though, that similar arguments could have been used against both relativity an quantum mechanics, and these theories have given us both nuclear energy and the microelectronics revolution!) The discovery of a complete unified theory [of the universe], therefore, may not aid the survival of our species. It may not even affect our life-style.

Source.
Unless, of course, that life-style is to argue with pop-culture-obsessed pornographers on the interwebs to spite our diabetes.

But look, even Mr. Hawking attests that there might be nothing to gain from seeking a unified theory of the universe, and he uses a parenthetical, Mr. @Cowlick's favorite. That's just as good as if Mr. Hawking had preemptively admitted defeat to @Cowlick's superior intellect.

 

[TM Ambrose]

Yes, it's much easier to close your ears to reality, than accept basic facts.

If everyone in your internet interactions says the same thing, you might want to look inward. But that's too much apparently.

Can quote Descartes, but he'll never follow it because it wasn't said by the smartest man in the universe (By his standards). If you haven't guessed who that is, it's him.

What do you expect from a guy who includes doughnuts in his presidential platform?

"Sponge-brose"

You know, I didn't see this joke till like, a minute ago. Mostly because it was a bad joke, but thanks for calling me wildly successful as well as the top billed character for an entire TV network who has spawned several TV movies and 2 features. I don't care if I'm only appealing to the lowest common denominator, I'm making money. Also I know you say you're just giving what you get but by your actions on that one shitty erotica site I'm just going to assume that no, these are the best you can come up with.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Also, will never see "American Stupor", "Sponge-brose", or the Hawking flick. (Figure he called his book "Brief History Of Time" so people would think he wasn't wanting/trying to waste a bunch of anyone's.)

You know those old timey Vaudeville style insults? They found this wack.

 

[Have a Pepsi]

I try not to talk a whole lot about how much of a fool he's making of himself - er, I mean, my conversations with him, but I just wanted to share with y'all that he tried to insult me by telling me he thinks about my masturbation habits.

https://kiwifarms.net/members/cowlick.3466/?page=2#profile-post-8089
(it's part of RogerRabbit199

I think I need an adult.

 

[Cowlick]

I never intentionally insulted Hawking or said I was as smart as he is, let alone smarter than him. (Anyone who read anything I wrote & thought so should just admit it is proof that I am smarter than them, whether due to my high intelligence, their lack thereof, or both.) Also, never saw "The Woman In Black", so I would not bother seeing the sequel.

Also, 2 personal notes:

1] HaveAPepsi, I see no point in thinking about your masturbation habits, as you use every but of the miniscule brain power you have thinking about them, which also means no time or ability thinking about anything else, so they get the right amount if not too much as it is... Also, anyone contacting you or writing about you anywhere ends doing so feeling they need an adult to concentrate on.

2] Ambrose, I was not attempting to say you were successful at anything, but if it seems to you a good thing to be good at entertaining children, then take the compliment... I think "Dateline" has stopped taping those episodes, so "Sponge..." may be your only shot at getting on national TV. Now, do me a small favor by explaining what the defection of insanity is? (Or did you mean "defecation", like the s** you type regularly?!)

 

[TM Ambrose]

Now, do me a small favor by explaining what the defection of insanity is?

The definition (because you obviously aren't literate enough to read the post) of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.

Also I get you're implying i'm a pedophile, but you know I'm not the one writing porn on some shitty internet site. Plus Spongebob is a multi-million dollar franchise, so i'm cool with it. Like I said, nothing wrong with lowest common denominator if it's making money.

Oh yes and sorry to tell you this TJ, but because the fact that you're still here this thread has proved that everyone in it (disregarding you of course) is at least 30 IQ points above you.

 

[Sigyn]

2] Now, do me a small favor by explaining what the defection of insanity is? (Or did you mean "defecation", like the s** you type regularly?!)

Spoiler: Defection Definition

Teej, come on man. It's called Google. Use it.

 

[Trombonista]

Shit.

It's not so hard to type.

 

[HipstrsGonnaHip]

I never intentionally insulted Hawking or said I was as smart as he is, let alone smarter than him.

Sure. Keep on backpedaling.

 

[TM Ambrose]

I like how TJ resorts to name calling (not even good ones. Implying i'm a pedo? Really TJ?) when you tell him how autistic he is. Having a spinal fluid in your skull fucks you up doesn't it TJ?

 

[namazuros]

I never intentionally insulted Hawking or said I was as smart as he is, let alone smarter than him. (Anyone who read anything I wrote & thought so should just admit it is proof that I am smarter than them, whether due to my high intelligence, their lack thereof, or both.) Also, never saw "The Woman In Black", so I would not bother seeing the sequel.

Also, 2 personal notes:

1] HaveAPepsi, I see no point in thinking about your masturbation habits, as you use every but of the miniscule brain power you have thinking about them, which also means no time or ability thinking about anything else, so they get the right amount if not too much as it is... Also, anyone contacting you or writing about you anywhere ends doing so feeling they need an adult to concentrate on.

2] Ambrose, I was not attempting to say you were successful at anything, but if it seems to you a good thing to be good at entertaining children, then take the compliment... I think "Dateline" has stopped taping those episodes, so "Sponge..." may be your only shot at getting on national TV. Now, do me a small favor by explaining what the defection of insanity is? (Or did you mean "defecation", like the s** you type regularly?!)

So you saw Birdman, then? What did you think?

 

[TM Ambrose]

Also, never saw "The Woman In Black", so I would not bother seeing the sequel.

Ehhh. The sequel doesn't have much to do with the original. Like most horror movies they typically make it a discontinuous story so you can come in at any time.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Google is real TJ.

 

[deductionotaku]

UPDATE

He's edited those threads again. A Day:

Lance Bass, as he fills his night appearing in Marley's dream.

Clear you are only denying the thread now due to professional jealousy & personal obsession with me.

Can you watch Internet pron like others & save that for after you approve my superior threads?

Saving you from an intro question that doesn't fit your story.

Chyoo crossover 2:

Just one.

How can it be "still" a bashing thread if it never was one?! I can make one if you wish, but I thought those were against the rules of the site.

Can you make up your mind?

I know you did, & I replied by truthfully saying it was not a bashing thread. Half the threads in this story are about characters or staff of/from other stories. Such is the nature of the beast... Reminds me, tell your mom Goodnight for me.

Also, here is his profile page.

Discuss.

 

[TM Ambrose]

UPDATE

He's edited those threads again. A Day:



Chyoo crossover 2:



Also, here is his profile page.

Discuss.

http://www.chyoo.com/index.php/main.writer.summary/TJChurch
Apparently people think he is a loser, and mock him there. I like how TJ says he's the best writer on that site when most of the shit I've read that he's written there doesn't make much grammatical sense. TJ has a very unique writing style, and by that I mean he tries to write like an intellectual but fails in every single way.

 

[Mr. X]

I intentionally insulted Hawking and should feel sorry for myself. (Anyone who read anything I wrote & thought so should just admit it is proof that I am a lying imbecile, whether due to my low intelligence, their cleverness, or both.)

Fixed that for you.

 

[TOOTBLAN]

Hey aside from his profile pic and that one other pic of him on cam, are there any other pictures of TJ in the flesh?

 

[CatParty]

Hey aside from his profile pic and that one other pic of him on cam, are there any other pictures of TJ in the flesh?

I heard that @Cowlick is either too dumb to work a camera or he's so ugly his face breaks the camera

 

[deductionotaku]

UPDATE

Those same threads have been edited. A Day:

Marley.

"Some day, your prince will come." Until then, you should just hope you will get a clue & realize that my writing is better than yours. That is why you (or this story's original editor) originally approved my addition, which then IMproved your story... In fact, why not just pass it on and announce me as the new editor on this site and CHYOA.

Will you do the right thing? Or admit your ego is more important than caring about the story?

Saving you from an intro question that doesn't fit your story.

Chyoo crossover 2:

How is this not related to the story?!

It connects to the prior thread!

If you prefer not to answer that, simply join the other group you were once a member of that supported my work, & get me back to being able to submit, comment, and all that on "new" CHYOA!!

Why are you still here and not working on that?!

I know you did, & I replied by truthfully saying it was not a bashing thread. Half the threads in this story are about characters or staff of/from other stories. Such is the nature of the beast... Reminds me, tell your mom Goodnight for me.

Discuss.

 

[Hawker Hurricane]

Discuss.

I like how TJ is one of those "It's objectively true because I say so." people.