TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

which in turn would be hilarious if he e-begs for drug funds.

You know, meth addiction can push people over the edge and force them to do things, that they would have never done in any other case, like sucking off strangers in some alleyways or robbing a liquor store, maybe even murder somebody for a cash or couple of crystals. What I'm trying to say is that what if meth addiction is exactly what will make him produce scripted videos again?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

if meth addiction is exactly what will make him produce scripted videos again?

Could it really hurt the chances of getting content from him again?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Could it really hurt the chances of getting content from him again?

You can't get lower than zero percent.

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

You can't get lower than zero percent.

Not with that attitude.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

You know, meth addiction can push people over the edge and force them to do things, that they would have never done in any other case, like sucking off strangers in some alleyways or robbing a liquor store, maybe even murder somebody for a cash or couple of crystals. What I'm trying to say is that what if meth addiction is exactly what will make him produce scripted videos again?

He'll be sucking off random men in back alleys before he subjects himself to criticism and the autism of his remaining fans he not-so-secretly hates.

 

[RumblyTumbly]

You can't get lower than zero percent.

Not with that attitude.

All I'll say is that "i" is used to represent a square root of a negative number, which is imaginary and can't exist.

If we can find a roundabout way to work imaginary numbers into equations, then surely we can find a way to use negative numbered percentages!

Come on Spoony! In this one instance and only this, I believe in you!

 

[Pargon]

A woman, who broke his heart - red.
A woman, who took his job - red.
A man, who killed him - orange.

He should just avoid the entire long-wavelength end of the visual spectrum at this point.

 

[RJ MacReady]

The most bizarre tweet chain in a while. Furries, trannies, a tale from his youth, liberal use of "faggot" and beating himself up over using the wrong pronouns all in one sequence:



I think this is the first time he's mentioned this person. The old Counter Monkey blog did mention two veterans being regulars at Michael's Magic, but nothing about them being transgender.

He also tweeted about Final Fantasy XIII (reiterating what he said in his review) and Type-0:

 

[I'd buy that for a dollar]

Played Shadowrun tabletop with a transgender army Vet who lost a leg to an IED, huh?

k.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Played Shadowrun tabletop with a transgender army Vet who lost a leg to an IED, huh?

k.

Who was 6'8", and is apparently so insecure in their sexuality that being called a faggot one time started a fight.
And then all the dice clapped.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I'm more interested in that part. Sloth would be a perfect fursona for him.

 

[RJ MacReady]

Who was 6'8", and is apparently so insecure in their sexuality that being called a faggot one time started a fight.
And then all the dice clapped.

Maybe they're the one who taught Noah how to fend off gunmen with his Wal-Mart folding knife.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

"I'm a beautiful 6'8 bulky lady."

What a shitty fake story, lol. Why would he lie about this?

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Maybe they're the one who taught Noah how to fend off gunmen with his Wal-Mart folding knife.

Probably. He is so dangerous, that he can even punch a Christmas tree without hurting himself.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

What a shitty fake story, lol.

All his Counter Monkey stories, scraping the bottom of his memory for content, and he never brought up this Andre the Giant motherfucker wearing makeup and a dress.
Such an utterly shameless shyster.

 

[RJ MacReady]

All his Counter Monkey stories, scraping the bottom of his memory for content, and he never brought up this Andre the Giant motherfucker wearing makeup and a dress.
Such an utterly shameless shyster.

I was just thinking about that. Spoony's been recounting his tabletop gaming stories for 12 years and he's never once mentioned this dramatic incident. The toilet pizza, his leet owning of some LARP group and Invisible Jason all stood out in his memory but not this?

I didn't even update the post with the last tweet where Noah claims what the guy actually did:

 

[CharlesBarkley]

All that is missing is everyone clapping and the 6'8 tranny ex-vet shadowrun player in Arizona asking for Spoonys hand in marriage.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Hitting somebody's face and dragging them on the ground is still hitting them, Noah. That's not even up to opinion, the entire police would disagree with you.
(Might wanna ask your cop brother about that, if you're even still on speaking terms...)
Crazy that he thinks this makes troons sound heroic and epic, instead of like mentally ill sociopaths who are one Faggot away from literal physical violence.

 

[RumblyTumbly]

So its heroic to violently beat the shit out of someone after that person calls you a bad name?

Great! Next jerk that calls me cisgendered patriarchal Nazi scum without provocation is going to get socked right in the face!

Thanks for making it clear to me Noah!

 

[Tism the Return]

Didn't know depression made you insane, maybe Spoony wasn't lying about having all those illnesses.