Melanie Herring / Purplekecleon / PK / PapayaKitty / GlitchedPuppet / Ash Hazel Woods / Floraverse - Abusive, manipulative SJW artist whose ex-husband fucked a dog and teenagers and whose current husband thinks he's trans because of a TF fetish, admitted to fucking two dogs and letting her cat eat her out

So what's your deal, anyway?

  • I used to be a fan of PK's and was already a Kiwi

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  • I made an account just to post in this thread

    Votes: 265 8.8%
  • I was never a fan of PK's but this shit fascinates me

    Votes: 1,325 44.1%
  • This thread is a fucking circlejerk trainwreck and I wanna watch

    Votes: 1,177 39.2%

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How dare she insult Shmoopy like that.

"he didn't take the thread serious" IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE SERIOUS, YOU UTTER MONG.
 
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How dare she insult Shmoopy like that.

"he didn't take the thread serious" IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE SERIOUS, YOU UTTER MONG.
I can just hear the seething jealousy dripping from glip's words. She clenches her fist, swearing to one day create something at least half as prestige as Shmoopy
 
And there's always this one, with an archive link.
The dA version no longer works since she deleted it, so Eevee is useful for something today. Never saw the Vaporeon one until now too, so thanks!
Saved. Thanks kindly!

I'll make a ZIP of that tutorial (numbered accordingly) if anyone wants it on a whim.
 
I can see why there are people who still like some of PK’s work. I admit that I like a few of her designs, but objectively speaking most of them are really terrible, so the nice ones are either flukes or were originally designed by someone else (and I think they look better in fanart, anyways). It’s not that I think the webcomic is salvageable, but that I wish some of these characters were not owned by pedophiles and zoophiles. I really enjoyed her art when I was in high school ((:_() and she was actually putting effort into her shit. Now her art is flat and looks like every other lazy teenager doing “lineless”—lmao and that’s when she actually paints instead of this edgy MS Paint wank.

I like how hard she’s trying not to say something nasty about Schmoopy because she at least realizes how blazingly obvious her hypocrisy would be. I genuinely wonder, though, if she knows that there are people who can make parodies of Floraverse or if she’s genuinely that stupid/self-absorbed to think that if you touch the comic or its characters at all it means you actually have to enjoy it.

We all know how much of a narcissist she is but I have to wonder how much of that is actually, by definition, stupidity.
 
I genuinely wonder, though, if she knows that there are people who can make parodies of Floraverse or if she’s genuinely that stupid/self-absorbed to think that if you touch the comic or its characters at all it means you actually have to enjoy it.

We all know how much of a narcissist she is but I have to wonder how much of that is actually, by definition, stupidity.
I say the latter. She wants everything to be about her. The Creative Commons license turned out to be a way of her effectively stealing good ideas that she cannot do herself. After all, Jayson had a hand (and another hand, and even the entire arms) on Floraverse, while Alexander helped her with the website and anything involving programming. Then there is how she is of an apparently arrested development.
 
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He white knights because he heard PK cry on the phone about her being totally innocent so that must mean she is, and now he's part of her harem after she convinced him to leave his wife and kid. That and he likes free pretty pictures.
Probably missed it considering how erratic this thread can be but

was this confirmed?
Did Opa really leave his wife and kid for PK and her group?

Like, even if he hasn't officially, it's pretty clear he probably would, eventually. As for him becoming an attack dog, yeah, I saw that coming. Someone had to fill in for Marl. Their new roommate can't, so Opa seems to be the perfect candidate. Now all he needs is an unnerving attraction to dog dicks and driving the unmarked van PK uses to lure youngsters into.
 
Dind't somebody called how after that victim parade that glip made for ope that she would convince him to hve a bigger role on floraverse and would become the new attack dog (marl)?


Whoever called it back in the day, raise your hand I owe you a beer.

i dont know if i was the first but i definitely commented on seeing opa becoming the new marl from a mile away, and im sure others did too
i feel like opa became the "main" writer only recently. his 'influence' on flora started with his short stories abt charthur/turf tigers and glip immediately latched onto him, posting the twines/stories on the site and adding art to it. then they started to get buddy-buddy, then the logs came out... now opa can move into marl's position

glip probably uses opa as more of a sounding board than anything.
 
Late but: Goddamnit I was actually going to commit to the shitpost design discord too, but someone just had to enable the cow. This is why we can't have a schmoopy vn or any other nice thing you guys. Being ignored would have been the perfect way to get milk,too. *sigh*

On another topic: why does it surprise anyone that Opa is the new writer/soundingboard? Most of us called it when he first appeared and sucked the pedodogfuck duo H A R D. Like back when he and the wife were still together and PK uploaded Quill fucking the catrat pic.

-Edited to add: so fucking disappoint, sons.
 
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Yes, the Discord leaks have him talking about how the group helped him realize his wife is bad and now she's moving to France with their kid.
Wow, fuck, I deserved that late rating.
I don't even know what to say to that, honestly... Sincerely hope they live a better life over there.

Opa is disgusting... Jesus Christ.
How do you give up your wife and kid for... PK of all people...??

I think I need an aspirin and a bottle of tequila.
 
Wow, fuck, I deserved that late rating.
I don't even know what to say to that, honestly... Sincerely hope they live a better life over there.

Opa is disgusting... Jesus Christ.
How do you give up your wife and kid for... PK of all people...??

I think I need an aspirin and a bottle of tequila.
he started claiming his wife was abusing him (with glip feeding into those claims) but there were other logs or something where he admits to exaggerating in order to justify the divorce or something. he's got the same mindset of "im the victim!" that glip has.
 
Yes, the Discord leaks have him talking about how the group helped him realize his wife is bad and now she's moving to France with their kid.

I like that Opa enjoys playing superior internet warrior on the internet like a dumb 14 year old while cutting off his wife and kid and encouraging them move away too. Dad of the year!

At least the kid isn't gonna be around PK's perverted gang to be groomed. Smart move by the ex there.
 
he started claiming his wife was abusing him (with glip feeding into those claims) but there were other logs or something where he admits to exaggerating in order to justify the divorce or something. he's got the same mindset of "im the victim!" that glip has.
Lots to go through but random aside: we officially don't have to worry about Opa's kid anymore because as it turns out, he divorced his wife and she took the kid! Looks like Glip's hugbox actually did some good; Opa apparently bitched about her endlessly behind her back and everyone validated his side of the story and convinced him he was SO ABUSED until he was "empowered" to divorce her.

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His wife was paranoid and suspicious of him on the computer, gee I wonder why. Note his wording "she started to treat me like when I was hiding things from her." Also talking about how she didn't want him to feel "things." Whatever could those "things" be Glip?

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Opa thought it would be a good idea to bring his wife into Glip's hugbox.

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Opa went on a hunger strike, trying to garner sympathy from his wife, with predictable results.

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Opa and Glip vagued his ex-wife in this latest update.

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The way he paints her makes her seem like an overcritical and high-strung person. But he also inadvertently betrays a lot of red flags for behavior that is known to drive spouses into that kind of role. Plus, I didn't realize this before, but he's a literal autist. I can only imagine how stressful it would have been to be married to that level of obliviousness and social ineptitude.

Edit: Okay, this is the level of social poise this guy displays as of 2 days ago:
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His pet peeve is that people assume he's apologizing when he says "sorry." Yeah, I don't blame his wife for going nuts at all.

Anyway, glad the kid is going to be far away from Opa and Glip.

Quoting some of my earlier Discord Opa findings. I don't think there is enough evidence to say "Opa left his wife and kid so he could fuck PK," that's wild baseless speculation, but I don't think that PK and their crew helped in any way. I can't remember if there was actual marriage counseling involved, but he definitely spent a lot of time using the Discord as a personal grudge-nursing box and getting one-sided affirmation that she was an evil triggering bitch. The fact that he is now claiming his roommate also displays "abusive" patterns suggests that the problem does not actually lie in others.
 
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