Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Karl der Grosse]

If only Bob had some sort of magical device at hand where he could look up information about movies.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

If only Bob had some sort of magical device at hand where he could look up information about movies.

But that's made just for posting on twitter. What's another portable device that lets him search about things without using twitter?

 

[The tired cat]

I've not seen this trailer yet so I can't make a opinion of it, but if that's the case I wouldn't be surprised by it.

But for real, why has idiots like Bob and his SJW buddies started to hate cops since the TrayVon Martin incident?

I think it's because of their stupidity how all street gangs don't really hate each other an they only do crime because cops force 'em to do that.

 

[thismanlies]

Am I the only one who thinks that this movie is gonna make Bobo and his buddies simply cream themselves and it's pandering bullshit.

It’ll make them go “Why the fuck isn’t this movie being nominated for every Oscar? #oscarssowhite”

 

[Lensherr]

Possibly. He used to say he liked Man of Steel until it became popular to hate it and he used to pretend Spider-Man Homecoming was okay to try and not piss off the SJWs who liked the diverse cast until his hatred for anything not made by Sam Raimi became too strong to deny. As for Solo, for a long time he used to use it as a way to bash people who didn't like Episode 8 by trying to pretend they got exactly what they wanted in Solo and it was shit, so clearly they don't know what they want. In reality, Rogue One was what they wanted and it was a solid flick.

What I'd like to add is that, while we often make fun of him for his MCU fanboyism, I'd go as far as to argue that Bob is just as big of a Star Wars fan. For example, when The Phantom Menace got a 3D re-release, he made a Big Picture retrospective episode on the film saying that he was looking forward to seeing it again and that the initial reaction to it was too hyperbolically negative. In addition, he was trepidatious with regards to The Force Awakens due to not being a fan of J.J. Abrams, but he ended up liking it anyway. So he's almost always positive when it comes to the franchise.

 

[MountainJew]

What I'd like to add is that, while we often make fun of him for his MCU fanboyism, I'd go as far as to argue that Bob is just as big of a Star Wars fan. For example, when The Phantom Menace got a 3D re-release, he made a Big Picture retrospective episode on the film saying that he was looking forward to seeing it again and that the initial reaction to it was too hyperbolically negative. In addition, he was trepidatious with regards to The Force Awakens due to not being a fan of J.J. Abrams, but he ended up liking it anyway. So he's almost always positive when it comes to the franchise.

He also made a couple really retarded videos about The Last Jedi. I could only get through one of them but he basically makes the point that the characters in the movie represent different segments of the Star Wars fan base. This is of course Bob just pulling shit out of his ass.

 

[Rotollo]

What I'd like to add is that, while we often make fun of him for his MCU fanboyism, I'd go as far as to argue that Bob is just as big of a Star Wars fan. For example, when The Phantom Menace got a 3D re-release, he made a Big Picture retrospective episode on the film saying that he was looking forward to seeing it again and that the initial reaction to it was too hyperbolically negative. In addition, he was trepidatious with regards to The Force Awakens due to not being a fan of J.J. Abrams, but he ended up liking it anyway. So he's almost always positive when it comes to the franchise.

so he's literally the guys RedLetterMedia make fun of constantly in their shit like nerd crew and their "I Clapped when I saw Darth VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR" stuff, interesting.

he basically makes the point that the characters in the movie represent different segments of the Star Wars fan base.

I hate this meta textual bullshit fans make about "the real story is about us and how we built up the series" even when offical it comes off as half assed like in MGS 5 or if fan made comes of as grasping for straws.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

“But if the Democrats win the Electoral College in 2020 we must keep it so that Republicans can’t.”

 

[Mola Ram]

“But if the Democrats win the Electoral College in 2020 we must keep it so that Republicans can’t.”
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"The ignorance of the ignorant!" Nice typo, you adorable re-tard.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

I hope after the electoral college is vanquished, a California sponsored leader dictates a new mass tax plan on YouTube content creator revenue and diabities medication for the nation to help pay for California desalination plants.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

so he's literally the guys RedLetterMedia make fun of constantly in their shit like nerd crew and their "I Clapped when I saw Darth VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR" stuff, interesting.

I hate this meta textual bullshit fans make about "the real story is about us and how we built up the series" even when offical it comes off as half assed like in MGS 5 or if fan made comes of as grasping for straws.

These people think having a meta narrative excuses the actual narrative being idiotic nonsense.

"The ignorance of the ignorant!" Nice typo, you adorable re-tard.

It's more of a redundancy due to being a bad writer than a typo.

 

[instythot]

I am hoping against hope that Robert takes this golden opportunity to wade into the Stallman event with a nuclear lava take that showcases his deep ignorance, perhaps something in the "anyone could have done it" family

 

[Rei is shit]

So I guess he really is a eugenicist

Calling others ugly


AOC sperging

I am hoping against hope that Robert takes this golden opportunity to wade into the Stallman event with a nuclear lava take that showcases his deep ignorance, perhaps something in the "anyone could have done it" family

Do you think a guy that can barely edit youtube videos has any idea who rms is?

 

[instythot]

Do you think a guy that can barely edit youtube videos has any idea who rms is?

That's a good point. In my defense, about 2/3 of this thread documents Bob's hot takes on shit he doesn't even begin to understand

 

[Judge Dredd]

Wow. So that's what "fat enough to have a career being fat" meant 100 years ago. Nowadays, you see mall security guards who are fatter than this.

And bearded ladies used to draw crowds at the freak show, nowadays it's every other feminist with a Twitter account.

Funny that you ask that because Bob posted this last night. I do agree with @Mola Ram about Bob being sincere but for my own head cannon I'm gonna imagine that Bob's salty that they hand out to manchildren, like him, cheap, plastic trinkets that he's already drowning in instead of something like used tissues from the cast.

Spoiler: swhaaaaaaaag

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He doesn't seem to realize that critics being biased for awful swag doesn't refute the point, but makes them look worse.

Ronda Rousey is a bad thing!

What is a "Sandy Hook truther"?

That's because you are a racist, obsolete mayonnaise-ghoul. In the superior future everyone will speak exclusively in ham-fisted pop-culture references. It'll be like cockney rhyming slang or Nadsat, but made with the guiding hand of our benevolent corporate overlords. Here is a quick guide to help you:

Obsolete and racist: "Hey Peter, you wanna go over to that new restaurant? Kyle told me that the burgers and milkshakes were amazing!"

Superior and futuristic: "Hey, Spiderman's real first name, you wanna go over to that new restaurant? Catwoman's real surname told me that the food that Vincent Vega ate in France in Pulp Fiction and the food that Daniel Plainview used as a metaphor for oil drainage during the final scene in There Will Be Blood is like Avengers: Endgame!"

It's like that episode of Star Trek TNG where there's a race of people who communicate in references.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Calling others ugly
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Sorry, who looks more like a product of inbreeding, the sentient potato that's been left in the sun too long with noodle arms and legs who looks at least ten years older than he actually is, or two normal looking guys making awkward facial expressions because they weren't ready for the camera?

 

[Koby_Fish]

What is a "Sandy Hook truther"?

Some people, like Alex Jones, say/believe Adam Lanza didn't actually shoot up Sandy Hook elementary. They are made suspicious by certain details that happened, such as the fact that both the school and the Lanza home were bulldozed after the fact ("Why would they do that unless they had something to hide?!") and because of things like that and other details, they believe that none of the kids are actually dead.

The whole conspiracy theory makes less sense than 9/11 trutherism (hell, it makes NO sense AT ALL).

 

[MountainJew]

Some people, like Alex Jones, say/believe Adam Lanza didn't actually shoot up Sandy Hook elementary. They are made suspicious by certain details that happened, such as the fact that both the school and the Lanza home were bulldozed after the fact ("Why would they do that unless they had something to hide?!") and because of things like that and other details, they believe that none of the kids are actually dead.

The whole conspiracy theory makes less sense than 9/11 trutherism (hell, it makes NO sense AT ALL).

There was also something about a parent of one of the kids looking kinda like a parent of a kid that died in a different school shooting. They were totally normal looking white middle aged brunettes though so it makes since that they would look sort of similar. Maybe the conspiracies would hold a bit more water if someone that looked like Bob or some other deformed creature on this sight appeared in multiple instances related to tragedies.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Sorry, who looks more like a product of inbreeding, the sentient potato that's been left in the sun too long with noodle arms and legs who looks at least ten years older than he actually is, or two normal looking guys making awkward facial expressions because they weren't ready for the camera?

You be the genetics judge, Kiwis.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

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You be the genetics judge, Kiwis.

The guy on the right looks like "fuck, a camera, uh, what do I do?!" And the guy on the left just sneezed.

Blob is, well, a blob who ruined his genetics with MacDonalds.