Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[StoneColdSteveAutism]

I can't believe you'd do Ming that dirty.

Right? Bob is more like Ming the Meritless

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

Right? Bob is more like Ming the Meritless

Mong the Meritless.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Remember, there was no ADA, no mobility scooters, no fat pride- like autistics in centuries past, the facts on the ground forced them to gain basic functionality if nothing else. Hell, that fat guy looks significantly healthier than Bob, probably because his arms and legs are somewhat proportional to his torso, while Bob resembles an anthropomorphic tick.

Bob's limbs aren't even proportionate to each other, let alone to his torso. Anyone else ever notice that his right leg always looks smaller than his left one?

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob's limbs aren't even proportionate to each other, let alone to his torso. Anyone else ever notice that his right leg always looks smaller than his left one?
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...maybe he has one artificial foot.

 

[DarkEmoMario64]

Not sure if this has already been posted or not. Oh, well https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFRQ-o9zwpI

 

[Tactical Wizard]

What is that expression supposed to be? I can't tell if he's purposely trying to do a Clint-Squint, if he's got his eyes closed on purpose, or if the fat on his face has prevented him from opening his eyes properly.

I kinda wanna say that he's trying to strike a Mario pose.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

I kinda wanna say that he's trying to strike a Mario pose.

Nah, he’s just pumping out a wicked faht!

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Bob's limbs aren't even proportionate to each other, let alone to his torso. Anyone else ever notice that his right leg always looks smaller than his left one?
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I'm assuming that's just perspective from the way he's standing. I don't think he's ever really seen standing off centre. Then again I haven't watched since about 2015 or so, so I could be wrong.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

What is that expression supposed to be? I can't tell if he's purposely trying to do a Clint-Squint, if he's got his eyes closed on purpose, or if the fat on his face has prevented him from opening his eyes properly.

He's trying to strike a sort of heroic pose while staring off into the distance dramatically like a character in any given anime. It doesn't work because of everything about his physical appearance. The squint is probably because the sun is in that direction and even though it's not that bright, his eyes are weak to the light from basement living and a diet that counts corn syrup as a major food group.

 

[Red Hood]

He's trying to strike a sort of heroic pose while staring off into the distance dramatically like a character in any given anime. It doesn't work because of everything about his physical appearance. The squint is probably because the sun is in that direction and even though it's not that bright, his eyes are weak to the light from basement living and a diet that counts corn syrup as a major food group.

If only there was a fedora and katana in the picture. He could have ended anyone's attempts to ever take him seriously. If only.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Here is an honest question for everyone on this board. Do you all think that Bob genuinely worships corporate pop-culture stuff or is he just a drone about it to attempt to get swag from companies?

 

[Mola Ram]

Here is an honest question for everyone on this board. Do you all think that Bob genuinely worships corporate pop-culture stuff or is he just a drone about it to attempt to get swag from companies?

I think it's more sincere than not, since he gets so vicious about it. The only swag I can see is his access to critic screenings and the like, which probably shouldn't be discounted. Those make him special, after all.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Here is an honest question for everyone on this board. Do you all think that Bob genuinely worships corporate pop-culture stuff or is he just a drone about it to attempt to get swag from companies?

Funny that you ask that because Bob posted this last night. I do agree with @Mola Ram about Bob being sincere but for my own head cannon I'm gonna imagine that Bob's salty that they hand out to manchildren, like him, cheap, plastic trinkets that he's already drowning in instead of something like used tissues from the cast.

Spoiler: swhaaaaaaaag

 

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Here is an honest question for everyone on this board. Do you all think that Bob genuinely worships corporate pop-culture stuff or is he just a drone about it to attempt to get swag from companies?

What's that new term that's been floating around? "Bugmen?"

It's a person whose sole identity trait is the fact that he consumes pop culture. That's MovieBob. He is defined, lives, breathes, and dies by the the pop culture he consumes, and that includes popular political beliefs as well. I would say that he hasn't a single original bone in his body if not that he does occasionally formulate a unique opinion or product, granted a staggeringly idiotic unique opinion or product.

He worships corporate pop-culture stuff because without it, he would be nothing. Even his handle online revolves around the fact that he exists to consume pop culture. That isn't to say that's why he buys into pop culture and popular trends, he most likely just genuinely enjoys it. But that's why he invests so much of his time into it--because that's the only way he knows how to stop himself from fading into obscurity, like a background extra in the story of his own life. And also because he has no applicable job skills.

 

[Rei is shit]

drumpf is over now


superiority is using pop culture references to talk about pop culture


I have no idea what this means


Ronda Rousey is a bad thing!


Gamergate REEEEEEEEEE (also how is a near 50 year old industry 'emergent'?)


He decides to be toxic

 

[Mola Ram]

drumpf is over now
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superiority is using pop culture references to talk about pop culture
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I have no idea what this means
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Ronda Rousey is a bad thing!
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Gamergate REEEEEEEEEE (also how is a near 50 year old industry 'emergent'?)
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He decides to be toxic
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The "theme from Excalibur" is Carmina Burana, you pig-ignorant sack of cellulite.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

If only there was a fedora and katana in the picture. He could have ended anyone's attempts to ever take him seriously. If only.

How about a high-caliber sniper rifle? It'll REALLY get the point across.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

He decides to be toxic
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You shouldn't just side with your children just because they're your children Bob. That's how entitled monsters get made. You have to know when to say no and inform your kid that you won't have their back.

I understand though why you would rather have it your way Bob. I can only imagine just how negatively your parents have reacted over the years to having their adult son do nothing but sit on his ass all day long.

 

[Quixotic Man]

superiority is using pop culture references to talk about pop culture
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Oh my god.
Did Bob actually enjoy Solo?
It was the most soulless bore I have ever had the displeasure of watching half of on Netflix while I was folding clothes.

 

[The Nothingness]

You shouldn't just side with your children just because they're your children Bob. That's how entitled monsters get made. You have to know when to say no and inform your kid that you won't have their back.

I understand though why you would rather have it your way Bob. I can only imagine just how negatively your parents have reacted over the years to having their adult son do nothing but sit on his ass all day long.

Plus advocating for the husband to physically assault his father-in-law is a stupid idea. Another example of why you should not post your every thought on Twitter.