Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Man, he just loves being smug about James Gunn.
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Godzilla@1989 said:
Man, he just loves being smug about James Gunn.
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What is with Bob's weird obsession with the phrase, "In ____ we trust?" First he named his own show and twitter handle with it and now James Gunn. Really makes him look like one of those atheists who kicked God to the curb only to immediately start kneeling down and worshiping a bunch of stupid shit to fill the void. If the MCU had a catechism, Bob would recite it every night while getting teary eyed.

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You totally have the exact same physique Bob.
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Damn, I know part of the problem is that his suitcoat is too big, but this picture really shows how scrawny Bob's arms are compared to his belly and face. With that physique, I doubt Mr. Benches 310 can do five push ups without collapsing.
 
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Doctor Placebo said:
That's an oversimplification of sociopathy. I guess my statement was too. Regardless, while I am convinced that Bob has the requisite lack of empathy and manipulative behavior, he isn't good at the manipulative part and can't lie convincingly. I don't think Bob can switch his hatred on and off at all. Or he's just so clueless about other people's thoughts and feelings that he can't tell when he needs to switch it off.
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This is why I don't have a twitter account. If you're not a sociopath, twitter will train you to be one for likes.
Twitter was a mistake.
 
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Doctor Placebo said:
That's an oversimplification of sociopathy. I guess my statement was too. Regardless, while I am convinced that Bob has the requisite lack of empathy and manipulative behavior, he isn't good at the manipulative part and can't lie convincingly. I don't think Bob can switch his hatred on and off at all. Or he's just so clueless about other people's thoughts and feelings that he can't tell when he needs to switch it off.
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He's a spergiopath.
 
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Rei is shit said:
Is he... hitting on... a middle aged bisexual?
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He isnt fat, he is just a strongman in the wrong era
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Victorian era strongman for reference
JUST LIKE BOB
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Going maybe off topic here, but the strongman in the picture is Eugen Sandow, aka the father of modern budybulidng. A big healthnut and one of the most imporant people in modern fitness. Bob on the other hand, looks like he has never lifted a weight in his life. His arms looks off on his fat body.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
Thanks for that. I hate asking for things I can look up but I am a slack jawed mid American and didn’t know how.

In other news, Bob deleted this along with the subtweet. I’m not sure why. And yes, the person siding with Bob is a tranny, M to F and a lesbian to boot... work that one out for yourself.
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Here’s a link to the whole chain. It’s about climate change and Bob seemingly bashed down the door to correct a woman like a good feminist should to which the tranny enters and Bob bows out with the now deleted tweet.

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And here’s Adam’s apple “Jane” to tag out Bob. Literally. He never responded to this chain after the tranny came barging in like Macho Ma’am save for the one he deleted.
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The only thing I can figure is that he thought it looked bad claiming that he brought “Jane” in thus taking power or something away from the stronk and brave non-woman.
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...Well that got really autistic really quickly...
 
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Pokemonquistador2 said:
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Bob's a pretty good approximation of what you'd get if you crossed Dib with Ming the Merciless.
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What is that expression supposed to be? I can't tell if he's purposely trying to do a Clint-Squint, if he's got his eyes closed on purpose, or if the fat on his face has prevented him from opening his eyes properly.
 
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Pokemonquistador2 said:
Wow. So that's what "fat enough to have a career being fat" meant 100 years ago. Nowadays, you see mall security guards who are fatter than this.
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Remember, there was no ADA, no mobility scooters, no fat pride- like autistics in centuries past, the facts on the ground forced them to gain basic functionality if nothing else. Hell, that fat guy looks significantly healthier than Bob, probably because his arms and legs are somewhat proportional to his torso, while Bob resembles an anthropomorphic tick.
 
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