Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Doctor Placebo]

Last time someone brought up the theory that he lives in his mom's and/or brother's basement to him, Bob denied living in either and said that basically he lives in the basement apartment of a complete stranger's house. As if that makes it better somehow.

Simply put though, he thinks he's superior because he votes the big D at election time, even though the wasteland mayonnaise ghouls were doing that very thing for aeons before Trump came along, and voting the D didn't do them much good.

Where'd he say it was a stranger's basement? The response I've always seen is his "Ackchyually it's a a studio apartment with all my movies and games and setup for my masterfully edited videos where the green screen bleeds onto my clothes" tweet, and he never specified who he lives beneath in that one.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Bob seems to get all of his knowledge about sex from urban myths people shared in Junior High. Which is weird because internet porn exists, and beetus dick aside, I don't think Bob is the kind of guy who abstains from it.

Bob has made his sexual desires clear in the past, even being confused as to why the MCU heroes don't randomly fuck women like Tony Stark used to do since he would abuse any fame he had to get groupies if he could. He even once tried to claim he's had a threeway but I highly doubt that. If he has gotten laid, it had to be more than ten years ago. If he had a girlfriend, he would be non-stop talking about her.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

Where'd he say it was a stranger's basement? The response I've always seen is his "Ackchyually it's a a studio apartment with all my movies and games and setup for my masterfully edited videos where the green screen bleeds onto my clothes" tweet, and he never specified who he lives beneath in that one.

Back when his room flooded. He called it a basement apartment.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Simply put though, he thinks he's superior because he votes the big D at election time, even though the wasteland mayonnaise ghouls were doing that very thing for aeons before Trump came along, and voting the D didn't do them much good.

Do we actually know if Bob’s even registered to vote or is he like Zoe and is forced not to vote because the scary Nahshees will doxxx him?

 

[Koby_Fish]

Where'd he say it was a stranger's basement? The response I've always seen is his "Ackchyually it's a a studio apartment with all my movies and games and setup for my masterfully edited videos where the green screen bleeds onto my clothes" tweet, and he never specified who he lives beneath in that one.

There's a tweet somewhere waaaaaaaaaaaaaay back in this thread where Bob said something along the lines of "I think my family would have noticed if I was living with them." Weird flex but OK, Bob...

Maybe at ONE point he was living in his bro's basement/house, but apparently that time has long since passed if it was ever the case.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Do we actually know if Bob’s even registered to vote or is he like Zoe and is forced not to vote because the scary Nahshees will doxxx him?

 

[Mola Ram]

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On Google maps it's sandwiched between AC Whelan Elementary School and Sheila Rosario's School of Dance and Gymnastics ...

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

On Google maps it's sandwiched between AC Whelan Elementary School and Sheila Rosario's School of Dance and Gymnastics ...

He's three blocks from a Dollar Tree.

I'd make a pithy remark, but the entirety of Revere is shit and there's no use shitting on shit.

 

[instythot]

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FUCK POOR PEOPLE yet again
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Superiority is drinking in a suburban boomer bar on a tuesday
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board game sperging
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He must try to have the worst taste in everything
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Pretty sure he does. He hasn't said "submental" since I pointed out that he doesn't know what it means. He used to love that insult.

Hoo boy. Did Robert just tell us he went to a lesbian for oral sex lessons because he knew even from an early age that his penis alone would never get itself invited back?

And did he also just tell us that he trained for an event but never competed in it?

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

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Thanks for that. I hate asking for things I can look up but I am a slack jawed mid American and didn’t know how.

In other news, Bob deleted this along with the subtweet. I’m not sure why. And yes, the person siding with Bob is a tranny, M to F and a lesbian to boot... work that one out for yourself.

Here’s a link to the whole chain. It’s about climate change and Bob seemingly bashed down the door to correct a woman like a good feminist should to which the tranny enters and Bob bows out with the now deleted tweet.

Spoiler: Can’t think of a snappy title

And here’s Adam’s apple “Jane” to tag out Bob. Literally. He never responded to this chain after the tranny came barging in like Macho Ma’am save for the one he deleted.

The only thing I can figure is that he thought it looked bad claiming that he brought “Jane” in thus taking power or something away from the stronk and brave non-woman.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Thanks for that. I hate asking for things I can look up but I am a slack jawed mid American and didn’t know how.

In other news, Bob deleted this along with the subtweet. I’m not sure why. And yes, the person siding with Bob is a tranny, M to F and a lesbian to boot... work that one out for yourself.
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Here’s a link to the whole chain. It’s about climate change and Bob seemingly bashed down the door to correct a woman like a good feminist should to which the tranny enters and Bob bows out with the now deleted tweet.

Spoiler: Can’t think of a snappy title

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And here’s Adam’s apple “Jane” to tag out Bob. Literally. He never responded to this chain after the tranny came barging in like Macho Ma’am save for the one he deleted.
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The only thing I can figure is that he thought it looked bad claiming that he brought “Jane” in thus taking power or something away from the stronk and brave non-woman.

I'm struggling to figure if Bob or Pizzaface Troon pulled the more offensive AKSHUALLLY in that thread.

 

[thismanlies]

Found this on r/KotakuInAction:

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Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAc...s_its_common_knowledge_that_bob_chipman_is_a/

“Efficiency in moral prioritization” sounds like something a third world dictator would utilize. They’d turn it on when they were getting their pictures taken with puppies and school children and off when they’re sending people to death camps.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Thanks for that. I hate asking for things I can look up but I am a slack jawed mid American and didn’t know how.

In other news, Bob deleted this along with the subtweet. I’m not sure why. And yes, the person siding with Bob is a tranny, M to F and a lesbian to boot... work that one out for yourself.
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Here’s a link to the whole chain. It’s about climate change and Bob seemingly bashed down the door to correct a woman like a good feminist should to which the tranny enters and Bob bows out with the now deleted tweet.

Spoiler: Can’t think of a snappy title

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And here’s Adam’s apple “Jane” to tag out Bob. Literally. He never responded to this chain after the tranny came barging in like Macho Ma’am save for the one he deleted.
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The only thing I can figure is that he thought it looked bad claiming that he brought “Jane” in thus taking power or something away from the stronk and brave non-woman.

"Aaaand my work here is done." The Blob is so obnoxious.

I also remember how nobody ever had to deal with forest fires, floods, or hurricanes until very recently because of global warming.

 

[Rei is shit]

Is he... hitting on... a middle aged bisexual?


He isnt fat, he is just a strongman in the wrong era


Victorian era strongman for reference

Spoiler

JUST LIKE BOB

 

[The Fatriarchy]

He isnt fat, he is just a strongman in the wrong era
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Victorian era strongman for reference

Spoiler

JUST LIKE BOB
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His brain lives in fiction, so he only sees the familiar caricatures of fiction.

 

[Comicsgeist]

Saying "It's just a a joke, brah" whenever you get called out isn't the same thing as being able to turn your hatred and cruelty on and off, Bob.

No human being can actually "turn it on and off as the situation demands." Human brains and emotions don't work like that, even for idiot sociopaths.

Um... wrong. That's the very definition of a sociopath. A person who's emotions are performative depending on the audience and the net benefit to them of that performance. That tweet is the single most sociopathic response possible.
Bob's a sociopath.

 

[Mola Ram]

Um... wrong. That's the very definition of a sociopath. A person who's emotions are performative depending on the audience and the net benefit to them of that performance. That tweet is the single most sociopathic response possible.
Bob's a sociopath.

I'm not sure if he's a sociopath or just a massive, spiteful asshole who thinks coming across as a sociopath is cool and impressive.

 

[Comicsgeist]

I'm not sure if he's a sociopath or just a massive, spiteful asshole who thinks coming across as a sociopath is cool and impressive.

There is a point at which you have to wonder, what's the difference?

 

[The Nothingness]

I'm not sure if he's a sociopath or just a massive, spiteful asshole who thinks coming across as a sociopath is cool and impressive.

There is a point at which you have to wonder, what's the difference?

Why not both?

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Um... wrong. That's the very definition of a sociopath. A person who's emotions are performative depending on the audience and the net benefit to them of that performance. That tweet is the single most sociopathic response possible.
Bob's a sociopath.

That's an oversimplification of sociopathy. I guess my statement was too. Regardless, while I am convinced that Bob has the requisite lack of empathy and manipulative behavior, he isn't good at the manipulative part and can't lie convincingly. I don't think Bob can switch his hatred on and off at all. Or he's just so clueless about other people's thoughts and feelings that he can't tell when he needs to switch it off.