Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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SmileyTimeDayCare said:
Does anyone actually pay to see him? Or do people just watch to mock him?
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EDIT: I wanna apologize. This is NOT a podcast that Chip and Bob do together. This is Chip's own thing he does with some of his old co-workers from Blockbuster. I have no proof that Bob did anything other than shill for this. In a way I'm happy for Chip being able to actually go out in the world, market himself and have some sort of success. In a way I'm amused that Bob cannot get people to come out and pay to see him.

He and his brother did do a live podcast/show/thing where people had to pay money to attend. Supposedly people did go to said event but I have no idea the turn out. Based on the flyer on the venue’s site I’m gonna guess it was...intimate to put it kindly.
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Five smackers in advance?!?! Well I don’t wanna leave money on the table.
 
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Mola Ram said:
Eh, Bob doesn't have the abs to be Morgoth.
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On the other hand Bob is a petty. spiteful, egotistical, sociopathic tyrant who would burn down the world and it's people's because it's not being run according to his brilliant ideas for it's future.
That makes him a good Morgoth or Sauron.
On the other other hand I'm pretty sure even Sauron would think that a fully Minas Tirithized Gondor* would be a bit much.
*Seriously "Fully Manhattanized New York State" is probably the most retarded thing Bob has ever said.
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
He and his brother did do a live podcast/show/thing where people had to pay money to attend. Supposedly people did go to said event but I have no idea the turn out. Based on the flyer on the venue’s site I’m gonna guess it was...intimate to put it kindly.
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At least the brother is smart enough to not use their fat heads on the advertisements.
 
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Jan_Hus said:
I will never understand this man's base contempt for his fellow man. Seriously, the "all humans other than me suck and are stupid animals" character is so fucking played out that it's practically cliche at this point.

And with him, it's even more shameful because it's not a character, he's that contemptuous and conceited
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I've said before that he has the mentality you would expect some Silicon Valley ubermensch like Peter Thiel or Elon Musk to have. If someone like that posted a screed about how they were trying to create the superior future but were being held back by the masses maybe you would tsk tsk a bit but it would be comprehensible. But Moviebob isn't some cyberpunk villain......Moviebob makes youtube videos about trans representation in Spider-Man......
 
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Ralph Barnhardt said:
He and his brother did do a live podcast/show/thing where people had to pay money to attend. Supposedly people did go to said event but I have no idea the turn out. Based on the flyer on the venue’s site I’m gonna guess it was...intimate to put it kindly.
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The panel was about VHS and DVD rental stores before Netflix made them obsolete? WTF? That sounds like a terrible topic. Are that many people actually nostalgic enough for Hastings and Blockbuster Video to pay to listen to two fat exceptional individuals talk about that time an old lady rented Freddy Got Fingered or they had to mop a homeless man's jizz off the floor because he was jerking it to scantily clad women on DVD covers?

Also, "The Chippa" is Bob's brother Chris, right? So despite Bob being the "e-celebrity" his brother was the face of this? That's telling. Most of the audience were probably a handful of Chris's friends going to be supportive, and the rest consisted of a couple of really bored venue regulars who wanted them to just get to the raffle to see if they won anything.
 
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cflame said:
Why does he think this an accomplishment? I've never peeled an orange hands-free but I would imagine that it would involve a lot of bittings and any liking you might do would just be a byproduct of trying to peel it. This imaginary lesbian was fucking with him, why would he even consider that she wasn't?
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Like, you're not supposed to bite the pussy skin, Bob, you dumb retard.
 
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BubbleButt said:
Like, you're not supposed to bite the pussy skin, Bob, you dumb retard.
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Bob seems to get all of his knowledge about sex from urban myths people shared in Junior High. Which is weird because internet porn exists, and beetus dick aside, I don't think Bob is the kind of guy who abstains from it.
 
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Lensherr said:
Found this on r/KotakuInAction:

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I guess it was moral prioritization when Bob skipped his grandmother's wake to buy an AC. Wait, or was it the time Bob lamented that eugenics and intelligence tests weren't at voting polls. No, I could swear it was the time Bob covered Devin Faraci's sexual harassment. Or it was the time Bob had to talk so that the companies he worked for would face potential libel lawsuits.

I am sorry I am missing many other events, but I can't use moral prioritization like him.
 
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Godzilla@1989 said:
Rich people sperging.
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So Bob wants to bust trusts and monopolies. Does that include Disney, makers of his Lesbian Fairytale Cartoons and Capeshit?

https://marketmadhouse.com/is-disney-dis-a-monopoly/

Yes, it would be nice if the rich just handed over their money to the poor, but the Rich put a lot of effort into rearranging society so that they have to give up as little of their wealth as possible. The rich also spread their factories worldwide and import immigrants to minimize the cost of labor (and thus, give the average worker very little in the way of leverage.) When the common people ganged up and launched the Occupy Wall Street Movement, it was quickly taken over by Identity Politics Spergs (most of whom were hired by rich people to join and then scuttle said Occupy Movement.)

Bob has pretty much indicated that he is okey dokey with this, since it means that the mean old jocks who stuffed 1/3rd of his overfed body into a locker during the 10th Grade won't have jobs to go to. Bob probably also thinks that rich people all have giant Scrooge McDuck style vaults filled with gold coins that they swim in, and that they could be persuaded to hand over a huge chunk of that change because Bob and a bunch of other exceptional individuals decide to round them up and force them into some kind of bullshit Prisoner's Dilemna situation. (What would be more likely to happen is that Bob and his buddies get beaten to death by guards wielding billyclubs, because rich people have this tendency to hire lots of Security to protect them from exceptional individuals who want to go all French Revolution on them.)
 
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Pokemonquistador2 said:
(What would be more likely to happen is that Bob and his buddies get beaten to death by guards wielding billyclubs, because rich people have this tendency to hire lots of Security to protect them from exceptional individuals who want to go all French Revolution on them.)
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Sir, are you implying any of these marshmallows could even pull a French Revolution? Pleeeeaseee...I couldn't even see 'em pulling a Botswana one.
 
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Doctor Placebo said:
It's also far more shameful because of how obviously undeserved his superiority complex is. He's a fat, diabetic, lonely sperg who lives in his brother's basement and has produced nothing meaningful or original in his life. All of his content is pseudo-intellectual review shit that requires another person's work to exist. He's not well educated and he's not particularly successful. His political "activism" drives more people to the other side than towards him. Where the hell does he get off thinking he's more valuable to the world than some hillbilly working a cash register at a gas station in bumfuck Alabama? By any objective measure, he's not.
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Last time someone brought up the theory that he lives in his mom's and/or brother's basement to him, Bob denied living in either and said that basically he lives in the basement apartment of a complete stranger's house. As if that makes it better somehow.

Simply put though, he thinks he's superior because he votes the big D at election time, even though the wasteland mayonnaise ghouls were doing that very thing for aeons before Trump came along, and voting the D didn't do them much good.
 
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