Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[EvilDroid64]

That's good news for Tammy! She might be rid of that DEAD WEIGHT by Christmas.



I personally am very concerned. That we are all going to have to find a new food gore cow very soon. I hope Tammy live streams his funeral. You know. So we could pay tribute and say goodbye. He would want it that way.

He's gonna need some really strong pallbearers and a huge casket because he's a disgusting, fat slob. Hopefully Charles is one of them and he convinces Tammy to leave comments on.

 

[stets]

I hope Tammy live streams his funeral.

With comments disabled, no doubt. Jack's on the Go - straight to the grave.

 

[captkrisma]

Spoiler: My Notes

• Jack doesn't know what the difference between a swamp and a drainage ditch.
• Jack is cruising on a Royal Carribean ship.
• Jack is on an older ship, as newer ships are capable of facetime and streaming. We could have had a live Bahamas stream!
• If you don't like people, don't go on a cruise. No shit.
• Jack Jr. reseting the coke machines could be considered vandalism, but that doesn't phase Tammy. She wants a discount because guess who foot the fucking bill?
• Jack and Tammy steal someone's coffee, so they might have purposefully gave someone diabetes, given how much sugar they dump into their coffees.
• Jack showing a long line of desserts, saying it's what he's going to avoid. Who wants to bet he sneaks off to gorge on them after Tammy falls asleep from the hard dicking she got from Tyrone?
• Tammy Jr. giving Jack Jr. more fries to dunk into chocolate mousse made me a little sad inside. Neither one asked, she just gave them as if it were muscle memory.
• Jack Jr. dunking fries in chocolate mousse itself made me sad inside.

Part two coming up...oh joy.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

Jack Junior definitly inherited from Jack's fashion and culinary war crimes, albeit in a different kind of terrible branch; hoodie/wife beater combo thingy, horrible over sized gold watch and chain, eating french fries dipped in chocolate. During a high class bahamas cruise with the girlfriend mind you.

The spoonfull of mayo did not fall far from the Hellmann jar.

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The day this will be the highlight of my vacation trip I'll just end it all. ^

A virgin daiquiri? Jesus, Tammy, live a little; you're on vacation.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Jack’s and Tammy’s teetotaling amuses me. Imagine being that rotund and not having the ability to blame it on the fact you crush 30 high-calorie beers or several bottles of red wine per week.

I’d call them pious, but they’d likely not know the definition of the word and ask for a second helping.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

I personally am very concerned. That we are all going to have to find a new food gore cow very soon.

Jack is far from being the only fat idiot redneck who eats copious amounts of ribs and mayonnaise. Someone else will take his place.

 

[feral cat #6385]

He's gonna need some really strong pallbearers and a huge casket because he's a disgusting, fat slob. Hopefully Charles is one of them and he convinces Tammy to leave comments on.

They can just use a forklift. As long as they don't raise the forks too high on the mast it shouldn't tip over.

 

[Aaway]

Jack’s and Tammy’s teetotaling amuses me. Imagine being that rotund and not having the ability to blame it on the fact you crush 30 high-calorie beers or several bottles of red wine per week.

I’d call them pious, but they’d likely not know the definition of the word and ask for a second helping.

i wonder what caused them to become so anti-alcohol

i'm not sure about jack but i i recall some older JOTG videos where tammy does have a few drinks. and tammy is the one who forced jack into "christianity" so its very interesting

 

[JackDavis]

is tammy pregnant?
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No she's just a whale. Jack probably has to throw flour on her to find the wet spot.

Like father, like son. Fucking white trash.

 

[feral cat #6385]

With comments disabled, no doubt. Jack's on the Go - straight to the grave.

Jack's on the GO TO HELL. For strangling his kid, his crimes against food and being a garbage human being.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

378 grams of sugar in that bottle of creamer. Yet another keto fail. I don’t know how it’s physically possible to dissolve that much sugar into that amount of cream. Not to mention the 63 grams of saturated fat. That stuff is like liquid death.

You forgot the added 5g of sugar per seeving in that bottle which comes up to 693 grams of sugar,

You might as well just put Eagle Brand condensed milk in your coffee.

 

[fag0t]

if they decide to cremate jack this could happen

 

[thedingledongle]

No she's just a whale. Jack probably has to throw flour on her to find the wet spot.

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Like father, like son. Fucking white trash.

Did the wedding happen already? Or is this a version of a promise ring?

 

[Aaway]

Did the wedding happen already? Or is this a version of a promise ring?

i believe the weekday night, budget wedding is scheduled for may

 

[Ohlongjohnson]

He's gonna need some really strong pallbearers and a huge casket because he's a disgusting, fat slob. Hopefully Charles is one of them and he convinces Tammy to leave comments on.

I figured he'd be creamated in the fashion he's familiar with; Charged beyond recognition, and STILL fucking raw on the inside.

 

[Aaway]

looks like a chicken sandwich between two donuts is where jack draws the line

 

[JackDavis]

looks like a chicken sandwich between two donuts is where jack draws the line

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“Especially after having a stroke.” Two, Jack. Two.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

So he'll eat fried chicken, and he'll eat donuts, but he's going to pretend he's above this? Sure Jan.

 

[captkrisma]

looks like a chicken sandwich between two donuts is where jack draws the line

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Note that he can't promote this with a straight face...which to me translates that he will be grinning ear to ear as he bites down into what will inevitably cause his third stroke.

 

[Ohlongjohnson]

looks like a chicken sandwich between two donuts is where jack draws the line

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Has the fatty never heard of the concept of chicken and waffles? It's not that different.