MundaneMatt / Matt Jarbo / Jihadi Jarbo / Deciple87 / Jarbology / The Quarry King - TURN OFF THAT PESKY ADBLOCK; YouTube Gamergater, Anita Sarkeesian A-log; Owner of Kiwi Farms

[Carcinogenesis]

Called a cow bird.

It's not just birds, some insects and fish even do this. They're called brood parasites.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Why doesn't Marbo move? The only job he can get at his current location is Uber Eats and it's expensive to live in California.

He moved to Washington (state) a long time ago, bro.

Dox
Matthew David Jarbo
6537 Alpine Dr SW
Olympia WA 98512
DOB March 26, 1982

 

[SpergPatrol]

Here's the actual clip.

View attachment 943444

We all knew this but no wonder he collected boulders with her because she can probably lift the boulders better than Matt's soy cuck filled arms ever could.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Matt has this weird propensity for giving out information that makes him look like a total cucked idiot. Just like the infamous boulder stream, all he had to do was just keep his dumb fucking mouth shut and we would probably still be speculating on whether he reported those videos or not to this very day. But then we wouldn't get entertainment like this so ...

At least with the boulder stream he got himself into a situation where he was backed into a corner and faced with a no win scenario. He's incredibly stupid for getting himself involved in that situation in the first place, but at least there was a reason for why he revealed he was a false flagger online.

There is absolutely no reason for him to reveal that his daughter isn't his. That information should just stay private between him, his wife and her bull.

 

[MediocreMilt]

New thread poll idea:
Do they let Matt watch?

 

[Jack Awful]

OK:
I need some clarification:
Matt has 2 kids. Which one is his and which isn't?
He said "my girlfriend's daughter", so does that imply that one of the kids is his?
Was his gf's recent pregnancy his and she came with a daughter from a previous relationship or what?

 

[MediocreMilt]

Was his gf's recent pregnancy his and she came with a daughter from a previous relationship or what?

Here's gf as of Mar 15 2016 (from the OP)

baby mama / co-habitant
Melissa Pauline Sampson
DOB September 30, 1981

Here's baby 1's registry on some site for helping your relatives shop for the baby shower:

https://registry.thebump.com/melissa-sampson-matt-jarbo-december-2017/21698609

(it detects archive as a bot)


Same lady. Birth more than 9 months after OP reported her info.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

OK:
I need some clarification:
Matt has 2 kids. Which one is his and which isn't?
He said "my girlfriend's daughter", so does that imply that one of the kids is his?
Was his gf's recent pregnancy his and she came with a daughter from a previous relationship or what?

The first kid was born while his girlfriend was with him. Earlier in this thread he tweeted out photos of him holding her. So even if one of the two is biologically his, she still had to have had the other one with a different man while she was with Matt.

 

[Plasmapheresis]

I wish Youtube could repo his silver playbutton if he ever drops below 100k.

He will be sobbing as he stalks the Targets and Walmarts for Blurays and DVD's

 

[Vulpes Incunta]

This is fantastic news for the kid

 

[thismanlies]

He has a job driving for Uber Eats.

Spoiler

How will this venture end?

1. He gets caught eating the customers’ food. And not by him eating a few French fries. But by him taking bites out of hamburgers.
2. Uber terminates him after he spergs at them for not being able to flag bad reviews.
3. His car breaks down after tirelessly working to provide for his growing family .

 

[Steverambo]

He moved to Washington (state) a long time ago, bro.

Olympia is expensive as fuck to live in as well. That whole area is. Seattle, Bellevue, Tacoma, and Olympia. Even if you live in a shit neighborhood it's upwards of 1k/mo for a shit studio or 1bed apartment

 

[Iwasamwillbe]

Cuck in mind.

Cuck in behavior.

Cuck in life.

Dame Pesos's cock in his mouth.

Matt Jarbo remains terribly mundane in how much of a lolcow he is.

 

[Ronald Crump]

How will this venture end?

1. He gets caught eating the customers’ food. And not by him eating a few French fries. But by him taking bites out of hamburgers.
2. Uber terminates him after he spergs at them for not being able to flag bad reviews.
3. His car breaks down after tirelessly working to provide for his growing family .

Put me down for 2.

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

 

[mindlessobserver]

So jarbo turned out to be an actual cuck. Imagine my shock

 

[Iron Hamster]

A rolling boulder gathers no kids.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

These leaks makes matt a fucking hypocrite, he was banking on ghostbusters and gamergate for 5 years and yet he's calling out quarter-pounder and bearing.

(Damn auto-correct)

 

[LordofCringe7206]

These leaks makes matt a fucking hypocrite, he was banking on ghostbusters and gamergate for 5 years and yet he's calling out heart-pounder and bearing.

It's already been established that Matt is a two-faced hypocrite who will preach one thing while doing the exact opposite privately.

I honestly hope less and less people associate with him as his career goes down the drain. He's always looking to stab you in the back.

 

[Plasmapheresis]

What did Matt mean by this guys?