Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

[CatParty]

I like how TJ is one of those "It's objectively true because I say so." people.

all lolcows seem to be. and @Cowlick is one of the biggest jokes on the internet

 

[HipstrsGonnaHip]

If I was on those sites I would deny TJ just to watch those hissy fits. They're certainly more entertaining than anything he's ever written.

 

[TM Ambrose]

If I was on those sites I would deny TJ just to watch those hissy fits. They're certainly more entertaining than anything he's ever written.

I'm pretty sure what happened is the site broke and sent an approval message and a denied message, which caused TJ's tiny brain to break. Now the mods are taking their time to laugh at him because he's losing his shit about an ancient site having issues due to being ancient.

I mean, TJ has such impotent rage and you can tell he was sheltered as a child because he believes he has full authority anywhere he goes. This shows in him thinking he's going to run as president even though he is a sickly, deviant, diabetes denying welfare recipient who lives with his mom. It also shows when he tries to describe what he'd do as president. He's either retarded or an uneducated autistic. I'm going to guess both.

 

[RequiredName]

I mean, TJ has such impotent rage and you can tell he was sheltered as a child because he believes he has full authority anywhere he goes.

It could be just as valid that his childhood was not so much sheltered as it was surrounded with petty indulgences. I feel we don't know enough about the nature of his childhood peers growing up to fully validate his socializing process. For all we know, they may have been grossly spoiled, hedonistic or dishonest (this is a post-MTV generation, remember, that equates sexual objectification and physical violence as "entertainment"). As easy as it is for major media conglomerates to blame individual parents, both television and academic peers are still socializing factors. He may be mimicking them rather than learning from their mistakes. You can teach a child to chew his food, but it takes more training to teach him to chew with his mouth closed.

In essence, I'm contemplating a contributing factor of Mr. Church being bullied for hanging out with theater club preppies or his apparent medical conditions, and him believing that mocking the medically handicapped is unethical. Mr. @Cowlick, were you bullied in school? What did the other children say to you?

This shows in him thinking he's going to run as president even though he is a...deviant

So he's got one thing validating him here.

This is all speculative.

 

[TM Ambrose]

It could be just as valid that his childhood was not so much sheltered as it was surrounded with petty indulgences. I feel we don't know enough about the nature of his childhood peers growing up to fully validate his socializing process. For all we know, they may have been grossly spoiled, hedonistic or dishonest (this is a post-MTV generation, remember, that equates sexual objectification and physical violence as "entertainment"). As easy as it is for major media conglomerates to blame individual parents, both television and academic peers are still socializing factors. He may be mimicking them rather than learning from their mistakes. You can teach a child to chew his food, but it takes more training to teach him to chew with his mouth closed.

He either didn't have many peers or had limited interaction with them. I know this because of this quote: "Due to health issues, I went through a different kind of schooling, which left me a lot of free time alone at home." which was him explaining his schooling. I'm going to presume he just was homebound.

As easy as it is for major media conglomerates to blame individual parents, both television and academic peers are still socializing factors.

While this is true, the focus of my post was his upbringing in regards to factors we know. I know that media has had an impact on him and am not discounting them.

To rephrase my post without speculating too much: TJ doesn't have an understanding of cause and effect. He'll pretend he does and immediately contradict it with his actions. We can presume this has something to do with his childhood in general. Because of this he'll believe he can control everything, and believes he has a chance at running for president even though he is a welfare recipient who lives with his mom that spends his time trying to control a site dedicated to making fun of deviant behavior on the internet and a site that is devoted to writing choose your own adventure style porn.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

To rephrase my post without speculating too much: TJ doesn't have an understanding of cause and effect. He'll pretend he does and immediately contradict it with his actions.

Wow, that's an amazingly succinct way to sum up TJ's denseness. Talking to him, you get the distinct impression that he truly doesn't understand that people are free to make a thread about him regardless of his approval of it, or that a different course of action on his part (several months ago) could have stopped his thread, or that his actions since then have made the aforementioned different course of action impossible to him now. TJ doesn't understand that his merely saying he's smart doesn't make it so. He doesn't even get that having diabetes makes him diabetic!

 

[TM Ambrose]

He doesn't even get that having diabetes makes him diabetic!

Well technically speaking diabetes insipidus doesn't technically make you diabetic but that isn't even related to diabetes mellitus (the one TJ has). The word diabetes is taken from the greek word for "a siphon" referring to the dehydration that occurs from diabetes, and being diabetic (based on modern definitions) only involves the blood sugar type. In mellitus it refers to blood sugar while insipidus refers to ADH problems. This doesn't technically matter when talking about TJ because he has type 1 diabetes which does make him diabetic. Insipidus isn't really a well known condition so most places just ignore its existence.

Hey aside from his profile pic and that one other pic of him on cam, are there any other pictures of TJ in the flesh?

There is one image but it makes him look severely handicapped.

 

[deductionotaku]

http://www.chyoo.com/index.php/main.writer.summary/TJChurch
Apparently people think he is a loser, and mock him there.

Well, if we want to go the road of humorous profile pages, let's go down the list:

neimoudays
5daysleft, 5daislepht, and 4daysleft (all the same reason)
hettylange
bu11yray
r0manh0liday

Discuss.

 

[CatParty]

There is one image but it makes him look severely handicapped.

just one that does that?

 

[cityofcaterpillar]

havent checked this thread in a month or two. page 273 is no different than page 5. tj's responses are like a mutated, nightmare version of aol's smarterchild bot. seriously, no progress has been &/or will ever be made.

 

[Mr. X]

it makes him look severely handicapped.

He is severely handicapped, both mentally and physically.

 

[Konstantinos]

Teej, I want you to look at the number of pages this thread has and evaluate what you're doing with your life.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Teej, I want you to look at the number of pages this thread has and evaluate what you're doing with your life.

Sadly, this is probably the most productive thing TJ has ever done with his time. He has more respect as a Kiwi than he does as a shitporn writer, and a larger audience too.

 

[EI 903]

Sadly, this is probably the most productive thing TJ has ever done with his time. He has more respect as a Kiwi than he does as a shitporn writer, and a larger audience too.

He should combine these by starting a thread here where he shares his porn stories and writes new ones.

 

[Mr. X]

Teej, I want you to look at the number of pages this thread has and evaluate what you're doing with your life.

That requires a level of self-awareness that is beyond his capability.

 

[TM Ambrose]

TeeJ would have never made it in a university. A professor would give him a low mark and he would try to "negotiate" his grade by arguing that the professor was less intelligent than him and that they were just jealous of his intellect.

 

[Chuggernaut]

TeeJ would have never made it in a university. A professor would give him a low mark and he would try to "negotiate" his grade by arguing that the professor was less intelligent than him and that they were just jealous of his intellect.

He wouldn't have made it through eighth grade except for the fact his mom was his teacher.

 

[Cowlick]

TeeJ would have never made it in a university. A professor would give him a low mark and he would try to "negotiate" his grade by arguing that the professor was less intelligent than him and that they were just jealous of his intellect.

I've spent a great deal of time at several local colleges. Also, I was a Champion of the spelling bee at the elementary school located on the same street as the building I currently live in. (Interesting fact? I won my first & third years at the school, while my 2nd year, my sister won it.)

Also, since we're speaking hypothetically (how much attention my different writings have gotten, & a few of the countless other things the majority of the membership doesn't know), let's discuss one more...

1] Professor Ambrose gives a student a low grade.

2] The student (name doesn't matter, as Ambrose lacks even the IQ to properly spell "IQ") claims the Professor is less intelligent than he.

3] The conversation goes no further, as nobody is able to find anyone who can explain this rationalization in a way that Ambrose is able to understand it (which is seen by some as ironic, since it is blamed on Ambrose's obvious-to-the-majority-of-species stupidity.)

 

[Whatisgoingon]

So TJ, what did you think of last night's episode of Raw? Come on, don't tell me you didn't watch it.

 

[CatParty]

I was a Champion of the spelling bee at the elementary school located on the same street as the building I currently live in. (Interesting fact? I won my first & third years at the school, while my 2nd year, my sister won it.)

shut down the thread! turns out he IS a genius!!!