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- Nov 4, 2017
What type of moron writes that the person making safe money then goes into crime? Pablo, it's usually the other way around unless the dude from the very start was a scummy dude who already was committing illegal shit.
It'd have made more sense if the dude was a mobster (with an advisory role like a consigliere) that went straight when he managed to legalize his mob's activities (illegal gambling and weapons smuggling) after successfully defending his Don and getting him exonerated. He then made loads on semi-skeevy shit, namely hookers and blow. He goes to pot since he's not on the streets anymore and loves fried porgs too much to diet and just runs luxury bathhouses for the clients with mundane and odd tastes.
And this shit is only needed if you want to write a book about things on this planet to tell a good crime story. It's not to arbitrarily make shit up to pretend your soulless slop has depth. It's also not so you can avoid realizing that you need to make a product that is genuinely finished and not make up for it with these not-even band-aids.
I mean shit, Mike and Rich made fun of this shit when they did their Darth Vader video where Rich pulls ideas right from his ass on screen and makes up backstories that are horrifically on par with this.
No one cares about this ex-cathedra pigshit you're spouting from safely on your chair Pablo. The only people who do are the shill blogs you pay sub-minimum wage and people like us who want to see you flail about in panic that you might be icepick'ed by your corporate overlords in Disney for failing to follow the rules of woke acquisitions. Really shows how little you know or care about your own setting tbh.
I mean shit, I can put as much effort as you do:
This is G'gorfo, the Fenozian chef of the famous restaurant on Canto Bight J'jonz. He specializes in making Gobloni, which is a Fenozian food similar to lasagna but has a neon green sauce and orange covering. He's grown fat over the years due to having an insatiable appetite for his own cooking, but by this point he's the most experienced chef there. He also moonlights as a bounty hunter who uses his fists and mastery of Devixian Wit to confuse and demoralize his targets with trite statements of irony. He's clearly evil because he works for J'jonz, a white man raised by the Fenozians, who are capitalist gluttons.
Did you ever see the Fan rewrite of the G'Gorfo stand-alone novel, where they removed all dialog and direct references to G'gorfo? Its really funny when you're seeing only half of a Devixian batte of Wits, its like everyone just randomly goes crazy, shouting at nothing, responding to psychotic delusions only they can see.
Definitely better than the original, which I thought it was really shitty the way they just had J'jonz fellow human terrorist cell member Namyl suddenly disappear after the first couple chapters with no explanation.
