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Exactly. So Chris might have to take the D in order to get somebody to listen to his stupid stories? Welcome to womanhood, Christine.
Let's all just be happy that nobody involved can get pregnant.
Sockness planning a "several month visit" with Chris.
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Let's all just be happy that nobody involved can get pregnant.
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Unless Chris assumes his Sonichu form....
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That lazy eye is so photorealistic.
I dunno, I think Sockness is going to definitely get tired of Chris blathering on first, put a pillow of over his head, and tell him to shut up while he plays with Chris' unmentionables. I mean, everyone who gets close to Chris gets sick of his shit.
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That’s a Lazy Eye? I just assumed Chris had too many Long Islands and that’s also why his children are fucked up.
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I can only see this going horribly for Sockness. Sockness will likely get arrested if he does anything such as rape considering how much Chris documents his own or some white knight will intervene.
I am not saying this will go horribly for Chris cause considering how he breaks down, he'll just get over it quickly to go play with his toys or something.
I am not saying this will go horribly for Chris cause considering how he breaks down, he'll just get over it quickly to go play with his toys or something.
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He's about to get tard cum therapy by force.
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I wonder if the people white-knighting Chris around here would be willing to give up their own asses to satisfy Sockness' thirst and hence save Their Goddess from danger. Sounds like something Sockness himself might do huh. Ironic...
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I hope this ends up all or nothing, no in between bullshit. Either Barb kicks Sockness to the curb on night 1 and he ends up wasting all that time and money on the trip, or we get a weekly video of two ret@rds bumping uglies in a pile of Lego and funko for the next 3 months.
If this ends with a week or two of just dimensional merge crap on twitter, I will be disappointed.
If this ends with a week or two of just dimensional merge crap on twitter, I will be disappointed.
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You really know that a man has hit a low point in his life, when the ONLY possible way to try and get through to him, Is by slamming your penis directly into his anus. But Sockness has decided to step up to the plate and try.
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To all of you bleeding hearts worried about Chris: he is too far gone. I'm sure he was shown a thousand times stuff like that "bedtime story" video of Sockness being a blathering 'tard, the tweets when he admits not believing in the merge, that reddit where he talks about fucking Chris in the ass, etc. and Chris is somehow too much of a hopeless mong to get it.
What I'm trying to get at is that if anyone here could stop Sockness and he did, it wouldn't matter at all, because next week some other tard would pop up and Chris would trade him the house and the car for magic beans. Fuck, at this point... maybe LITERALLY. There will always be a Sockness, and Chris will always be unmeasurably stupid.
What I'm trying to get at is that if anyone here could stop Sockness and he did, it wouldn't matter at all, because next week some other tard would pop up and Chris would trade him the house and the car for magic beans. Fuck, at this point... maybe LITERALLY. There will always be a Sockness, and Chris will always be unmeasurably stupid.
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Chris has facial blindness so a fat retarded slob wearing a carebear onesie with a micro penis is indistinguishable from the most beautiful woman in the world. I for one am glad for Chris' wonderful new relationship.
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You've convinced me to stop worrying I'll like to expand this point Don't even try emphasizing with Chris because since he's so e-famous (for the wrong reasons) there's probably secretly bigger weirdos than Sockness plotting to murder Chris as we speak by emphasizing with Chris your making the situation worse by giving all these weridos attention because they thrive off it. There's no way to help Chris at this point as increasingly unsafe his lifestyle is. The best thing we can do is watch the show.
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But surely at this point we should retire chrischan as a cow. I mean really getting lulz at the expense of chris being sodomized possibly none consensually? I don't think two man childs having buttsex together to feed an autists idea of some fictional merge is inherently amusing. This is just the same old tired pattern of chris always falling for one stupid ploy then another. Only this time we're reliving another bluespike saga. Its obvious that sockness wants to get into chris's pants from the get go. Its obvious we're going to get another sex tape. How many supposed sex tapes do we have? I mean shit after the third one the amusement is gone.
I mean all your doing is justifying why its okay to obssesively document any bad thing chris does. No matter how redunhant it can be. This isn't me being a bleeding heart but watching a possible rape unfold isn't something I remotely find amusing or want to see. Irregardless of how horribly stupid the subject can be. I have no intention of helping chris as chris obviously refuses help. HOWEVER neither am I going to justify taking amusement from an obvious bad situation because they are stupid.
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Bruh Im a very stoic bitch in most instances. But this is well messed up. If I am empathsizing and I don't even empathsize then a cow no longer amuses. I mean shit your saying hey i dont think a violent manchild raping a disabled manchild is amusing=lets all ween on chris. Bruh the only reason why we have a sockass and other unstable weens is because we're perptually looking for tard cum. Sockass is bragging about how he'll riggty rekt dat ass because shit it will illict a response from kiwifarms. Kiwifarms wants new content. Weens want to be efamous.
Point is kiwifarms is making a demand that weens are trying to supply. Me empathsizing because hey dont want see a tard get buttfucked because rape by deception or other means is wrong. Does not feed attention to the weens. The whole lapping up new content like milk from a tit is fueling the weenery more more than me be rightfully outraged. Efamous or not rape is bad. Sexual predation is bad. Its not amusing and its completely redunhant. If I wanted to see 2 hairy fat man fuck I'd go to porn hub.
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Bluespike wasent even as bad as what Sockness might do,Bluespike isn't going to have surprise buttsecks with Chris.
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Bruh either way somethings going in his ass. Maybe I'm tired of hearing about shit going up chris's ass. Either way it still doesnt justify laughing at a possible rape. This situation like the idea guy saga is only bouncing back bc we want content. We get interested ween gets 15 minutes of fame if we simply mercy kill the cow there will be less weens trying to illicit a response from chris. Stop demand for content suppliers will shrivel up.
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Blue Spike was a very deviant child, who hated and tormented Chris. Sockness is gross, but he worships the ground Chris walks on, and it's genuine. He might be an attention whore, but I doubt he'll rape or do anything that Chris isn't willing to do as part of the merge fantasy. Have you ever thought that Chris needs this fantasy to exist because the alternative (reality) is unbearable. You can't compare a kid, who contributed to the modern-day Chris with some weirdo who wants to fuck Chris. Chris isn't going to fuck the people you want him to fuck, he's not an extension of the collective KF ego.
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I think the word you're looking for is empathizing.
Also this thread is getting dumb.
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