Containment Random Chris Updates

[Oskar Dirlewanger]

Haha yeah, Chris requires no additional hyperboli on my part when it comes to digesting and insane things he's actually done.

The guy shat on his own floor to save an imaginary cartoon daughter/wife. All that shit the idea fags put him through and he never even mentions cryzel anymore.

Chris also admitted he use to shit in his bed and when he shits his bed he does nothing and still sleeps there until his mom cleans it. The Idea Guys actually improved his conditions by making him shit on the floor for a change, just this one time.

 

[Mason Verger]

Chris also admitted he use to shit in his bed and when he shits his bed he does nothing and still sleeps there until his mom cleans it. The Idea Guys actually improved his conditions by making him shit on the floor for a change, just this one time.

I'm %80 convinced they were shitting on the floor before that. There's one (barely)functioning bathroom in that hell hole, and I've seen enough quick shots of their floor to think "damn, those turds look a little large for a beagle..".

 

[RustyNail(her)]

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Chris will never change. This is his high school graduation all over again where he didn't get lauded for his "accomplishments"

 

[The Dude]

It was a part of the whole massive idea guys info dump. i believe there's confirmed video of it that's been(probably thankfully) hoarded by Null and the moon goons. I'll take their word for that one, nobody needs see that.

You know there are some sick fucks out there who would want to see it. Likely the same ones who keep demanding to see the video of Chris having an emotional breakdown after Bob's death.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Lol he's such an absolute cuntrag. His "art" is zero-effort nightmare fuel that looks like he fingerpainted it with his gigantic forehead, & anyone with the slightest modicum of internet awareness knows not to give themselves any degree of public association with him because, to name just one reason, he's insufferably thirsty & he'll never go away.

But fuck all that, the 37yo manbaby attention vampire didn't get his fix once or twice & he has nothing better to do than continue his perpetual public-facing temper tantrum over any time he ever didn't get his way.

 

[Deadpool]

You know there are some sick fucks out there who would want to see it. Likely the same ones who keep demanding to see the video of Chris having an emotional breakdown after Bob's death.

I wouldn't mind Chris seeing get slapped around, but I don't understand people wanting to see that. I know most people have grieved over a loss and they wouldn't want that posted online for people to laugh at. I know I wouldn't want that.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

I wouldn't mind Chris seeing get slapped around, but I don't understand people wanting to see that. I know most people have grieved over a loss and they wouldn't want that posted online for people to laugh at. I know I wouldn't want that.

I don’t think we’ve ever actually seen Chris in a state of overt distress. People say the depressed couch vid in response to Blanca being revealed as a troll, but that was more “Chris bummed out that he won’t be seeing possible china” than grieving over the loss of someone who raised him. I’ve heard of children of abusive parents still feeling horrible when they passed. It happens. I feel for Chris, and will feel for him even harder when Barb joins the internet lumberjack in the hereafter.

 

[Deadpool]

I don’t think we’ve ever actually seen Chris in a state of overt distress. People say the depressed couch vid in response to Blanca being revealed as a troll, but that was more “Chris bummed out that he won’t be seeing possible china” than grieving over the loss of someone who raised him. I’ve heard of children of abusive parents still feeling horrible when they passed. It happens. I feel for Chris, and will feel for him even harder when Barb joins the internet lumberjack in the hereafter.

Nah Barb is a mean old cunt, who deserves to die. Plus I think Chris will be better off with out her in the long run.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Nah Barb is a mean old cunt, who deserves to die. Plus I think Chris will be better off with out her in the long run.

Losing the only person who unconditionally loves him and who is pretty much the one thing still tethering him to reality would not make Chris “better off.”

We don’t know what situation Barb’s death will create, but one thing is certain: Chris will be completely shellshocked by it if it’s sudden, and will run around 14BC like a headless chicken frantically calling and reaching out to anyone that still gives a fuck about him beyond seeing him as a dancing monkey.

 

[Deadpool]

Losing the only person who unconditionally loves him and who is pretty much the one thing still tethering him to reality would not make Chris “better off.”

We don’t know what situation Barb’s death will create, but one thing is certain: Chris will be completely shellshocked by it if it’s sudden, and will run around 14BC like a headless chicken frantically calling and reaching out to anyone that still gives a fuck about him beyond seeing him as a dancing monkey.

I said in the long run. He'll end up in a shitty apartment for tards, but it'll be his own. It may even teach him responsibility if he has to budget when the tard appartments take a chunk of his money.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

I said in the long run. He'll end up in a shitty apartment for tards, but it'll be his own. It may even teach him responsibility if he has to budget when the tard appartments take a chunk of his money.

Yeah, but that means sharing an apartment building with other people, including Section 8 families and people with a criminal record. Chris might end up pissing off the wrong convict when he hammers on their front door claiming their noisy children are interfering with his astral projection attempts.

 

[Deadpool]

Yeah, but that means sharing an apartment building with other people, including Section 8 families and people with a criminal record. Chris might end up pissing off the wrong convict when he hammers on their front door claiming their noisy children are interfering with his astral projection attempts.

I'm pretty sure most people don't want to be the one who beats up an obvious tard. Besides Chris is way to big of a coward to pound on someone's door, and make demands. He would just post mean stuff on twitter about how he will kill them after the merge.

Also Barb has a criminal record and basically uses him as an errand boy and yells at him about money.

 

[Mason Verger]

Getting qualified for section 8 requires at least some effort on the recipients part, or at least a dedicated local handler to do the leg work. Chris lacks both those things. "Homeless saga" used to be a morbid joke around here, but given how far up his own ass Chris is these days, it's virtually a forgone conclusion.

The future is gonna hit him like a ton of bricks. He has no savings. No close family aside from his soon to be dead elderly mother. He has a glaringly obvious mental condition. Hes completely unemployable. Aside from drug addiction, these are all the things that make somebody a homeless person.

 

[Deadpool]

Getting qualified for section 8 requires at least some effort on the recipients part, or at least a dedicated local handler to do the leg work. Chris lacks both those things. "Homeless saga" used to be a morbid joke around here, but given how far up his own ass Chris is these days, it's virtually a forgone conclusion.

The future is gonna hit him like a ton of bricks. He has no savings. No close family aside from his soon to be dead elderly mother. He has a glaringly obvious mental condition. Hes completely unemployable. Aside from drug addiction, these are all the things that make somebody a homeless person.

Chris has enough white knights to help him.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Chris has enough white knights to help him.

If he actually wants to accept the help. He might just fall back on “B-B-Buh the murge will offer shelter!” or, in the best case scenario, somehow convince himself that he has foreseen his fate and believes that Godbear or whoever the major deity is in C-197 will make sure that creditors don’t claim his house.

Chances are someone will intervene and handle his affairs, but Chris will most likely assume that his psychic link to all his supporters is what saves him and not genuine compassion toward a human being being out in the freezing cold.

 

[AnOminous]

Chris has enough white knights to help him.

They won't make it not take years, though.

 

[Mason Verger]

Chris has enough white knights to help him.

Absolutely, but he burns through them quick. I'm sure he'll get a tiny burst of help at first, but there's a big difference between buying a drawing for a few hundred bucks and making sure Chris is paying the rent for the next 40 to 50 years.

Besides there's only so much an Internet rando can do. He needs somebody to literally shake him awake at 9 am, make sure he wears the minimum amount of stupid shit, drive him to the housing assistance office and sit with him and hope he doesn't talk to magic-chan. And they'll need to do that three times a week for months. Not to mention that that's an open invitation for a brutal doxing.

A few years back I was a huge proponent of the section 8 idea, but Chris was, unbelievably, was in a better mental state back then. Now he seems to get a little worse every month. Nulls posted interactions with him showed me that Chris has zero interest in helping himself.

 

[Deadpool]

They won't make it not take years, though.

Cockless will gladly let him move in with him and will only make him pay in gross tard sex.

 

[Mason Verger]

Cockless will gladly let him move in with him and will only make him pay in gross tard sex.

Ah but those same white knights just chased Sockness away. Sockness is a creepy fucker, but he knew how to secure adult daycare for life. That's what Chris needs. A fellow tard that knows how to game the system.

 

[DCM90]

Who's this, Christorians?