Containment What If?

Stud2Stud said:
What if Chris was stranded on an Island and was treated as the god of some uncivilised tribe of people who've never seen another white guy?
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100 years after the demise (caused by divine trolling, ofc.) of the tribe, some unsuspecting explorers would find the island, a couple of bones and this totem...

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Dilbertmann said:
He'd be the divine ruler, demanding the removal of blue arms and creating a primitive version of CWCville and impregnate the females before being overthrown by a random drug cartel excaping the cops.
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The tribe would decide that they were clearly of the master race, decide to take over the world, and emboldened by their clear superiority over the white man, would succeed almost by accident.
 
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AnOminous said:
The tribe would decide that they were clearly of the master race, decide to take over the world, and emboldened by their clear superiority over the white man, would succeed almost by accident.
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Their divine crusade would beging after the heralding omen of the astrological constellation of The Tugboat, from which they draw their strength every month.

While other militaries favor the battleship, which is much force all at once, the tribe's Tugboat mentality allowed for a relentless, continually sustained assault against the world.
 
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What if Chris was forced to front a black metal band? What would his stage name be? Bonus points for corpse paint shoops.
 
SOINCHU said:
What if Chris was forced to front a black metal band? What would his stage name be? Bonus points for corpse paint shoops.
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Like his main creation, Sonichu, he'd smoosh together two already existing black metal musicians. So he'd call himself something like Vargonymous.
 
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What if Hulk Hogan lost a poker game and the stakes where to make Chris fit for UFC?
 
deeman said:
What if Hulk Hogan lost a poker game and the stakes where to make Chris fit for UFC?
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He certainly won't do a good job considering Hogan himself can't shoot fight (fight for real) to save his life. But don't hold it against him to try and exploit Chris for his personal gain, yeah. He would try and use him as a publicity stunt to gain sympathy from internet folks by telling them that he voluntarily decided to take the Mayor of CWCville under his 24 inch pythons and personally distribute his teachings of the training, prayers, and vitamins to him. Fortunately UFC is a legitimate sports organization that won't let hotdogs, grandstanders, showboats, and primadonnas like the Hulkster near the octagon. To prevent more humiliation, he would probably set up a "match" for Chris at Hogan's Beach. Which of course means a Sports Entertainment™ style match. Chris would end up fighting Virgil (who demanded to be paid $10 to show up and job) Chris would be using Hulk's routine of good start, heel getting upper hand, Hulk up, big Boot, Leg Drop and pin for the 123, with some interference from Hogan himself. The other poker players will end up pissed at him and call him out on the internet ala the late Ultimate Warrior.
 
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What if Chris found out he was blue armed Sonic this whole time?
 
MrJakeTerror said:
He certainly won't do a good job considering Hogan himself can't shoot fight (fight for real) to save his life. But don't hold it against him to try and exploit Chris for his personal gain, yeah. He would try and use him as a publicity stunt to gain sympathy from internet folks by telling them that he voluntarily decided to take the Mayor of CWCville under his 24 inch pythons and personally distribute his teachings of the training, prayers, and vitamins to him. Fortunately UFC is a legitimate sports organization that won't let hotdogs, grandstanders, showboats, and primadonnas like the Hulkster near the octagon. To prevent more humiliation, he would probably set up a "match" for Chris at Hogan's Beach. Which of course means a Sports Entertainment™ style match. Chris would end up fighting Virgil (who demanded to be paid $10 to show up and job) Chris would be using Hulk's routine of good start, heel getting upper hand, Hulk up, big Boot, Leg Drop and pin for the 123, with some interference from Hogan himself. The other poker players will end up pissed at him and call him out on the internet ala the late Ultimate Warrior.
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And then Chris would invoke the combined powers of Curse-ye-ha-me-ha and Destrucity.
 
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SOINCHU said:
But he wouldn't even get to keep the $10 as Mr. OOC still wants his $10 back!
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Didn't think I'd find a fellow Nogger on a Sonichu Forum of all things.

Speaking of Virgil, what if Chris started touring conventions around the country so he can charge people for their tenners to take a picture with him?
 
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Two what if's for spergilation;

1) If you could take Chris to any point in history leave him on his own an observe what period of time would that be?
2) If you could transport a Chris from a alternate dimension ranging from non tomgirl Chris to successful CEO of a Multinational what do you think they would say about our Chris.
 
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