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Ravenor said:
2) If you could transport a Chris from a alternate dimension ranging from non tomgirl Chris to successful CEO of a Multinational what do you think they would say about our Chris.
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1. Back to the time where they lobotomized tards
2. HE'S AN IMPOSTER!!! :twisted:
 
Ravenor said:
Two what if's for spergilation;

1) If you could take Chris to any point in history leave him on his own an observe what period of time would that be?
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Prehistoric Chris, definitely. Slowly scratching something onto a cave wall with a shard of mammoth bone; the neanderthals around him watch intently, wondering what this strange-looking tribe member is doing. Chris steps back to reveal that he's carved out a full Sonichu comic, in which he is chased away after loitering around female neanderthals at a nearby resource cave.

Ravenor said:
2) If you could transport a Chris from a alternate dimension ranging from non tomgirl Chris to successful CEO of a Multinational what do you think they would say about our Chris.
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I'd bring Chris from the alternate dimension where he's exactly the same as he is now, but in that dimension he has a girlfriend and is incredibly smug about it and loudly announces it to everyone.

Chris has been unintentionally denying himself a girlfriend for years with his hygiene and behaviour, but this way he'd be literally denying himself a girlfriend.
 
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If Chris could teleport, that may not be the best thing for society overall, but at least he wouldn't be running over shopkeepers and macing vidya store employees - he'd teleport to get out of scary prickly wickly situations instead.
 
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Mick92 said:
even if he was put in jail he could telepor out of it.
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It'd probably be very easy to predict where he'd hypothetically teleport to, however. Probably to a few certain locations in Virginia.

If he could teleport through time as well, Manchester High School in the late '90s may get a certain visitor...

Mick92 said:
What if Chris could fly?
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I'm guessing it'd be similar to "what if Chris could teleport", but more limited.
 
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What if Chris had sixteen eyes, and tentacles that squirm and writhe
And every day he grew in size, until he reached twelve stories high
What if Chris had sixteen hands, and made his way across the land
Destroying everything he can, eating men instead of q-sands
 
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