Containment What If?

[Yog-Spergoth]

It would be ample proof that we, both as a species and a society at large, have failed.
I don't know at what we would have failed, but it would still be undeniably true that we failed.

Haha, yes.

"Okay guys, pack it in. We're heading back to the caves to try again."

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a break dancer?

 

[Yog-Spergoth]

What if Chris was a break dancer?

God, he would break EVERYTHING.

 

[Supreme Leader]

What if Chris-Chan liked Mario instead of sonic?

 

[Apocalypso]

He'd complain about Mario's arms being green and wouldn't know who Luigi is.

What if Chris was a ninja?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Mario instead of sonic?

>mariochu original character donut steel

Also, Chris may flip out over the minor cosmetic changes that have happened to Mario over the years. And he'd have his fierce brand loyalty for Mario and kind of against sanic instead of the other way around.

What if Chris was a ninja?

Ninjas have to be stealthy. Chris burps and farts a lot (like during videos), and the odor he normally has (perfume, rotting watermelons, ) would be dead giveaway. Also, ninjas typically have to expend considerably more effort than the Herculean tasks of just standing up and walking.

 

[Muncie Anderson]

What if Chris played pro baseball for the 1995-2012 Kansas City Royals?

Chris will have played eighteen straight seasons without once getting into the playoffs. At least his Royals got over .500 in 2003.

 

[Yog-Spergoth]

What if Chris was a ninja?

Well...

 

[fuzzypickles]

What if Chris was a cow? Not a lolcow, a real cow.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a cow? Not a lolcow, a real cow.

He'd still be gulla-BULL.

 

[AnOminous]

What if Chris was a cow? Not a lolcow, a real cow.

He'd be turned into ass burgers.

 

[Mick92]

What if Chris was Emperor of the Roman Empire?

 

[Yog-Spergoth]

What if Chris was Emperor of the Roman Empire?

He'd have played the eBay fiddle while 14BLC burned.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was Emperor of the Roman Empire?

 

[Stud2Stud]

What if Chris was a ninja?

They actually made a movie about that:

Spoiler: Official Trailer

 

[DrunkTails]

He'd still be gulla-BULL.

Now you're just milking it.

 

[2al]

What if he never had autism?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if he never had autism?

He would have either distanced himself from his parents like many of his half-brothers and sisters, or he would have become James E. Cornette.

 

[Supreme Leader]

What if Chris-Chan was born in a Nordic country?

 

[Molly Ringwald]

What if Chris bought replica samurai armor?