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Grease fire breaks out and he uses water, thus spreading the fire
This waters bugged!, ack ack ack
This waters bugged!, ack ack ack
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Pretty sure that Pig loves Subway and sub-sandwiches so much because it's literally just assembling shit together with no need to cook anything. It allows him to be lazy and he can also pretend he's healthier than the plebs as he noisily consumes like two meatball subs. Speaking of that, it also leads to various "Italian" sandwiches that you know he gets to validate to himself that he's a big strong manly man and not an antisocial, scared of his own shadow autistic Polack with an English surname.Italian food is too expensive, dood, can't afford to open an Italian restaurant. Sandwiches are cheaper which means sandwich shops are cheap to operate! Phil has a business degree and goes out to eat a lot so he knows how to operate a food establishment of any kind. And those standards he sets for himself: better than Subway (what's with his obsession of Subway anyway?). Wow, incredible, give Phil his Michelin star now.
To be fair, subs are God-tier.sub-sandwiches so much because it's literally just assembling shit together with no need to cook anything.
Shut up, Aspie Britbong.Phil wanting to start a sandwich franchise made think on UK Top Gear season 9 USA road trip, when Clarkson buys a ham and cheese sandwich at a gas station and reads the ingredients and reads "Contains imitation American cheese"... Phil is going to run and buy the first cheese he can find at Walmart, or what ever, and call it "real Italian parmesan".
how the fuck do you make imitation imitation cheese on another note, you know phil would straight order wheels of parmigiano-reggiano otherwise he's not 100% ItalianPhil wanting to start a sandwich franchise made think on UK Top Gear season 9 USA road trip, when Clarkson buys a ham and cheese sandwich at a gas station and reads the ingredients and reads "Contains imitation American cheese"... Phil is going to run and buy the first cheese he can find at Walmart, or what ever, and call it "real Italian parmesan".
Shut the fuck up, filthy non-American.imitation imitation cheese
You really need to lay off the nicotine fam.Shut the fuck up, filthy non-American.
american cheese can contain up to 51% real cheese, that shits imitationShut the fuck up, filthy non-American.
No.You really need to lay off the nicotine fam.
So is any non-American pretending to be human.american cheese can contain up to 51% real cheese, that shits imitation
That was fucking a masterpiece. Good job baby.So is any non-American pretending to be human.
any non-american isn't americanSo is any non-American pretending to be human.
He has a weird relationship with Subway. He still has an inordinate "hometown pride" of Subway, from when it originated as a small restaurant called "Pete's Subs" in his part of Bridgeport, CT, but he claims that when it became a nationwide franchise, it lost the good quality and only became worth it for the cheap price. Now he claims that it's a ripoff and there is a conspiracy to market "five dollar foot longs" that are not actually $5 for 1 ft of sandwich. Now he has a different favorite sub sandwich chain that he shills whenever people ask him about food; I forget what it is called.Pretty sure that Pig loves Subway and sub-sandwiches so much because it's literally just assembling shit together with no need to cook anything. It allows him to be lazy and he can also pretend he's healthier than the plebs as he noisily consumes like two meatball subs. Speaking of that, it also leads to various "Italian" sandwiches that you know he gets to validate to himself that he's a big strong manly man and not an antisocial, scared of his own shadow autistic Polack with an English surname.
He has a weird relationship with Subway. He still has an inordinate "hometown pride" of Subway, from when it originated as a small restaurant called "Pete's Subs" in his part of Bridgeport, CT, but he claims that when it became a nationwide franchise, it lost the good quality and only became worth it for the cheap price. Now he claims that it's a ripoff and there is a conspiracy to market "five dollar foot longs" that are not actually $5 for 1 ft of sandwich. Now he has a different favorite sub sandwich chain that he shills whenever people ask him about food; I forget what it is called.
The official sport of the United States of Phil: Competitive Eating.Oh yeah, that's right.
Phil doesn't have hometown pride in sports teams or anything, he has hometown pride in sandwich shops and greasball pizzerias.
The place opens for 4 hours in the afternoon, then closes, and sometimes opens for 2 hours in the evening.The menu has no prices so the bill is a surprise like Phil's taxes.
Phil is going to order the real thing to begin with, then to lower the cost he will import worse quality of it, then he is going swap to american made and eventually imitation from nearest Walmart!how the fuck do you make imitation imitation cheese on another note, you know phil would straight order wheels of parmigiano-reggiano otherwise he's not 100% Italian