Containment Random Chris Updates

[Alex Krycek]

IIRC the earliest example we have of Chris treating Sonichu as a real being is when he said he started talking to him during a meeting with his college dean Mary Lee Walsh which was more than a decade ago.

Ah yeah I had forgotten about that. However the thing with Sonic is dead predates even that and I think goes back to Middle School. Now the way he phrased it he’d just say “no he’s not” and go about his business. However I’m not buying that at all. Remember in the Blarms saga when Kengle set that group up for him “Keep Sonic Original” and some trolls posted pictures depicting gasping getting murdered or Sonics grave and he’d rage in all Caps and demand the pictures be deleted. He also did the same thing with a YouTube video over a decade ago which depicted Sonic zooming into the sun. I imagine he did the same thing irl every time people said that otherwise they wouldn’t have kept saying.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

IIRC the earliest example we have of Chris treating Sonichu as a real being is when he said he started talking to him during a meeting with his college dean Mary Lee Walsh which was more than a decade ago.

He also performed an IRL CURSE-YE-HA-ME-HA.

Whatever else he did in that meeting was enough to get him suspended for a year, forced to take anger management classes, and get a psychological evaluation.

And yet it still didn’t work. This is like telling the 70-year-old widower who believes God will save her home from foreclosure by attending mass daily while donating $100 each time to get herself a shrink. It won’t happen.

Chris has been substituting fantasy with reality as long as he can remember. This is his belief-system. He’s not schizophrenic, it’s just blind faith. He would’ve made an excellent priest if he was Catholic; he has the creepy rapist vibe down, and has a uncanny ability to goad shmucks into giving him money.

 

[Deadpool]

He also performed an IRL CURSE-YE-HA-ME-HA.

Whatever else he did in that meeting was enough to get him suspended for a year, forced to take anger management classes, and get a psychological evaluation.

And yet it still didn’t work. This is like telling the 70-year-old widower who believes God will save her home from foreclosure by attending mass daily while donating $100 each time to get herself a shrink. It won’t happen.

Chris has been substituting fantasy with reality as long as he can remember. This is his belief-system. He’s not schizophrenic, it’s just blind faith. He would’ve made an excellent priest if he was Catholic; he has the creepy rapist vibe down, and has a uncanny ability to goad shmucks into giving him money.

I'm not a Catholic but declaring yourself a goddess, using Sonichu amibios in the Nativity scene and wearing a medallion instead of the cross probably wouldn't go over well.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

I'm not a Catholic but declaring yourself a goddess, using Sonichu amibios in the Nativity scene and wearing a medallion instead of the cross probably wouldn't go over well.

Popechu, the Electric Hedgehog Pontiff

 

[Deadpool]

Popechu, the Electric Hedgehog Pontiff

You could throw pennies at him and yell "Jesus is dead!"

 

[Alex Krycek]

He also performed an IRL CURSE-YE-HA-ME-HA.

Whatever else he did in that meeting was enough to get him suspended for a year, forced to take anger management classes, and get a psychological evaluation.

And yet it still didn’t work. This is like telling the 70-year-old widower who believes God will save her home from foreclosure by attending mass daily while donating $100 each time to get herself a shrink. It won’t happen.

Chris has been substituting fantasy with reality as long as he can remember. This is his belief-system. He’s not schizophrenic, it’s just blind faith. He would’ve made an excellent priest if he was Catholic; he has the creepy rapist vibe down, and has a uncanny ability to goad shmucks into giving him money.

Nah Catholic Theology is really complex and Chris would have no understanding of it. Plus I can only imagine the advise he’d give as a Confessor or Pastoral Councilor. Hell he’d undoubtedly break the confidentiality agreement the first time someone did something g he didn’t like. I could however see him going for a very simple Evangelical Ministry of some kind.

Like now that you’re mentioning it, I really could see him as a Methodist or Congregationalist minister pre-2007. Possibly even being good at it if he invested even half the time he spent on Pokémon and Sonic crap, reading the Bible and and studying the Theology of John Wesley or John Calvin though I think Zwingli and Luther might go over his head. If he remained and egotist he would have to be Congregationalist and very likely even alienate sections of his Church at times. If that ego could ever be broken though hencould easily find himself as a simple Pastor in some of their Reformed Christian Tradition like Methodism or even Presbyterianism (if memory serves his mother was raised in the latter tradition). Hell even if he wanted to troon out a lot of Methodists accept that nowadays. I’m not Protestant myself but I’ve known quite a few over the years and studied their theology out of curiosity. That might have been a good fit for him and part of me really wishes his parents had spent more time going to Church with him and sending him to Church Summer Camps and basically fully invested in him having a religious education.

Then again Chris’ online antics have given me limitless hours of entertainment.

You could throw pennies at him and yell "Jesus is dead!"

And unlike with Sonic he wouldn’t get mad and he’d just say “he will come again my son, believe in the OCs and Pray to our Lord and his mother Emmanuel” causing a schism.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

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"Command of all of the Deities between both dimensions"

One would think that gods would have bigger preoccupations that some mundane horsie cartoon, but how would I know? I'm just a lowly mortal, after all.

Personally, I began to mentally replace every mention Chris makes of "Deities" with "diabetes", it makes his babbling funnier.

 

[King Kiwi]

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Once again, impotent rage saves the day.

 

[Moppo.]

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Are we going to have another Blarms situation again?

When is the exact date where the show will officially be ended? Do you think Chris will flip out during the finale or will he remain in denial until the follow up "gen 5" is officially out?

>that feel when witnessing a 'tards reaction to the cancellation of his favorite show is one of your highlights for this month

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Are we going to have another Blarms situation again?

When is the exact date where the show will officially be ended? Do you think Chris will flip out during the finale or will he remain in denial until the follow up "gen 6" is officially out?

>that feel when witnessing a 'tards reaction to the cancellation of his favorite show is one of your highlights for this month

October 12th. The synopsis for the finale mentions the characters will be aged up at the end, so it'll be hard for him to be in denial about it.

 

[RhoasJonas]

October 12th. The synopsis for the finale mentions the characters will be aged up at the end, so it'll be hard for him to be in denial about it.

Its going to a busy day on here then...

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Which he will probably get because now Ben is demanding that everyone uses Chris’s correct pronoun. Damn... I was beginning to like Ben too. Oh well, just the latest in a long line of shills for Chris I guess.View attachment 958845

What a faggot. Chris is a man.

 

[Mason Verger]

What a faggot. Chris is a man.

Yeah.
"I don't mind publicly exploiting a long suffering autists mental illness for laughs and notoriety, but mis-gendering is not cool."

I swear that's the gist of a random text I see a lot on here as well.

 

[Spergichu]

Nah Catholic Theology is really complex and Chris would have no understanding of it. Plus I can only imagine the advise he’d give as a Confessor or Pastoral Councilor. Hell he’d undoubtedly break the confidentiality agreement the first time someone did something g he didn’t like. I could however see him going for a very simple Evangelical Ministry of some kind.

Like now that you’re mentioning it, I really could see him as a Methodist or Congregationalist minister pre-2007. Possibly even being good at it if he invested even half the time he spent on Pokémon and Sonic crap, reading the Bible and and studying the Theology of John Wesley or John Calvin though I think Zwingli and Luther might go over his head. If he remained and egotist he would have to be Congregationalist and very likely even alienate sections of his Church at times. If that ego could ever be broken though hencould easily find himself as a simple Pastor in some of their Reformed Christian Tradition like Methodism or even Presbyterianism (if memory serves his mother was raised in the latter tradition). Hell even if he wanted to troon out a lot of Methodists accept that nowadays. I’m not Protestant myself but I’ve known quite a few over the years and studied their theology out of curiosity. That might have been a good fit for him and part of me really wishes his parents had spent more time going to Church with him and sending him to Church Summer Camps and basically fully invested in him having a religious education.

Then again Chris’ online antics have given me limitless hours of entertainment.



And unlike with Sonic he wouldn’t get mad and he’d just say “he will come again my son, believe in the OCs and Pray to our Lord and his mother Emmanuel” causing a schism.

That does make me think about how Chris would be as a pastor, if he had an actual understanding of theology outside of what he heard in Sunday school as a kid and what he’s made up for his merge shit. He’d obviously still have a speech impediment, he would still be a true and honest heterosexual male and even further in the closet than he was pre-tomgirl and we obviously wouldn’t have our beloved comic franchise. I wonder what his preaching style would be like. The image of Chris in one of his stained shirts awkwardly trying to preach fire and brimstone to a crowd is hilarious to me.

 

[The handsome tard]

At New York Comic Con today, "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" Season 10 was announced... as a comic book.

Maybe Chris wasn't entirely wrong?

Goddamn it this is just going to make his delusions of grandeur worse.

Lucky us, they are calling it My Little Pony GT

Twilight gets turned into a filly and goes into some journey with some grown up kid characters
and then shit happens, a lot of it

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Ladies and gentlemen, we got him

*counter strike voice*
"Damn dirty trolls win"

 

[The handsome tard]

Nah Catholic Theology is really complex and Chris would have no understanding of it. Plus I can only imagine the advise he’d give as a Confessor or Pastoral Councilor. Hell he’d undoubtedly break the confidentiality agreement the first time someone did something g he didn’t like. I could however see him going for a very simple Evangelical Ministry of some kind.

Like now that you’re mentioning it, I really could see him as a Methodist or Congregationalist minister pre-2007. Possibly even being good at it if he invested even half the time he spent on Pokémon and Sonic crap, reading the Bible and and studying the Theology of John Wesley or John Calvin though I think Zwingli and Luther might go over his head. If he remained and egotist he would have to be Congregationalist and very likely even alienate sections of his Church at times. If that ego could ever be broken though hencould easily find himself as a simple Pastor in some of their Reformed Christian Tradition like Methodism or even Presbyterianism (if memory serves his mother was raised in the latter tradition). Hell even if he wanted to troon out a lot of Methodists accept that nowadays. I’m not Protestant myself but I’ve known quite a few over the years and studied their theology out of curiosity. That might have been a good fit for him and part of me really wishes his parents had spent more time going to Church with him and sending him to Church Summer Camps and basically fully invested in him having a religious education.

Then again Chris’ online antics have given me limitless hours of entertainment.



And unlike with Sonic he wouldn’t get mad and he’d just say “he will come again my son, believe in the OCs and Pray to our Lord and his mother Emmanuel” causing a schism.

All these comments talking about religion and they dont get it that being religious requires you believing in something greater and beyond yourself.

Chris only believes in himself and his make believe "belief", just stupid shit he produced. And in that shit he produced, its okay him commiting every deadly sin there is because it all revolves, involves and dissolves around him. Like politics, religion begins and ends with Chris himself.

 

[Mason Verger]

All these comments talking about religion and they dont get it that being religious requires you believing in something greater and beyond yourself.

Chris only believes in himself and his make believe "belief", just stupid shit he produced. And in that shit he produced, its okay him commiting every deadly sin there is because it all revolves, involves and dissolves around him. Like politics, religion begins and ends with Chris himself.

So he’s basically a mega-church pastor.

 

[The handsome tard]

So he’s basically a mega-church pastor.

More like an autistic Charles Manson.

Both had batshit beliefs

Both hated negos

Both hated the establishment and jerkops

Both predicted end time scenarios that would get rid of everyone they convieniently didnt like

Both depended on social rejects to believe and follow their bullshit

Both wanted to sex their mommies

Both acted like borderline cartoon characters while being recorded

Both admired nazis and serial killers (tho in Chris's case its accidental)

Both used drugs

The only true major difference is that CM was charismatic and even pretty smart to manipulate the rejects around him.

Chris is Chris ( and we have more record of HIM hurting people directly than CM, surprisingly)

Edit: Hey, Im owning up my mistake, I was typing in a hurry and wrote "Marilyn" instead of "Charles" but my point still stand.

 

[Mason Verger]

More like an autistic Marilyn Manson.

Both had batshit beliefs

Both hated negos

Both hated the establishment and jerkops

Both predicted end time scenarios that would get rid of everyone they convieniently didnt like

Both depended on social rejects to believe and follow their bullshit

Both wanted to sex their mommies

Both acted like borderline cartoon characters while being recorded

Both admired nazis and serial killers (tho in Chris's case its accidental)

Both used drugs

The only true major difference is that MM was charismatic and even pretty smart to manipulate the rejects around him.

Chris is Chris ( and we have more record of HIM hurting people directly than MM, surprisingly)

Haha you mean Charles Manson?

Both were shitty song writers.

Both will have multiple loonies attempting to claim their bodies after death.

Neither of them surf.

 

[Deadpool]

More like an autistic Marilyn Manson.

Both had batshit beliefs

Both hated negos

Both hated the establishment and jerkops

Both predicted end time scenarios that would get rid of everyone they convieniently didnt like

Both depended on social rejects to believe and follow their bullshit

Both wanted to sex their mommies

Both acted like borderline cartoon characters while being recorded

Both admired nazis and serial killers (tho in Chris's case its accidental)

Both used drugs

The only true major difference is that MM was charismatic and even pretty smart to manipulate the rejects around him.

Chris is Chris ( and we have more record of HIM hurting people directly than MM, surprisingly)

Are you confusing the cult leader CHARLES Manson with musician MARILYN Manson? They're two different people.

Damn it @Mason Verger now I need a ten minute video on why you ninja'd me.