Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Late to this one, but I watch Big Al as I’ve never seen someone gain weight like she has. We’ve all seen M600L but very few of us have witnessed how they actually got there. It’s a glimpse into their justifications, mental gymnastics, the manipulation of their enablers, how quickly it can spiral from ‘fat-fat’ to ‘5lbs away from immobility.’

Year for sure. On the show we see the end results of their choices, but not the journey that got them there. We see them show up at Dr. Now's 100lbs heavier than they were a month before, but we don't really get to see how that happened. I think that's what fascinates people about Amber -- we've watched her steadily marching towards the grave despite constant warnings and offers of help from friends, family, even professionals who don't know her IRL and want to save her from herself.

You can sympathize with the poverty-stricken 600lb bedbound hick who has seen the error of their ways and, while they may have the odd relapse or setback, ultimately get their shit together in the end, despite the odds. But Amber's ego, entitlement, and her defiant, fuck-you attitude make her impossible to pity even for the bleeding-est of enlarged, fatty-sympathizing hearts. She's happily waddling to her death and what's entertaining is that despite pretending otherwise, she gives not one single fuck, deep down. She only wants views and asspats and to keep stuffing her maw.

That and the fact that she could get surgery tomorrow if she wanted, while most of the folks on the show struggle to afford it. That, to me, is proof she never plans to get better. She's not afraid of pain, or dying on the table. She's afraid because she knows when she wakes up she'll be out of excuses and surrounded by people who have been instructed to hold her accountable, and they may let her get away with lots now, but she knows if she actually got the surgery and didn't comply with the diet, she'd likely lose any and all remaining support she has online or IRL. That's why it hasn't happened and won't until she's on the brink of death, if at all.

ALR is the kind of person who will need to get (some form of) weight loss surgery more than once, if she's to ever have a chance at success. No way would she learn her lesson without at least 2 painful, expensive, difficult surgeries, minimum. That Candy girl on YouTube who is always posting Torrid hauls has had the surgery twice and gained the weight back bolth times. The only difference is the surgeries caused her to gain it back in even weirder places.

Most of the folks on MSHPL are desperate for help. They go to Dr. Now because nobody will help them. If they'd had nutritionists and dietitians and fitness instructors offering them free help both online and in person for years, they likely would have taken that help way before they hit the 600lb mark. Amber is fascinating because of her continued entitlement and defiance in the face of death itself.

This is the darkest timeline, darker than even her beetus knuckles. Prepare yourself, gorls.
 
Who am I kidding. Amber’s gonna be eyefucking herself to her grave.

This, more than anything about her other cuntiness, never ceases to amaze me. What exactly does she see in the mirror? I mean, myself (and I'd assume most "normal" people) tend to be somewhat self-critical of what they see in the mirror -- I need a shave, my hairs going grey, geez I have a zit over here, I could use to lose a few pounds, whatever. Not our gorl, which totally reinforces the narc within. The duck lips, the chin dabs, occasional hair toss in her videos whenever she looks in the mirror (or at herself on the cam), she truly does see a princess with absolutely nothing wrong. She's the most beautiful person in the world in her own eyes.

I'm reminded of this old meme regarding "beer goggles." I have to believe this is exactly how she sees herself. And she's not even drunk to support the disillusion.

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I don't really see much difference in dirty porn and feeder porn.

How in the hell do these nuts expose themselves like that? I don't get it.

Can you imagine the tantrum and resulting binge Amber would have if Becky dared do such a thing?
We sooooo need a big LMAO emoti on here. I'd be rating so many of y'all's posts laughing my ass off.

Just imagining that situation. 😆
 
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