Inactive Gwen Hartley & The Hartley Hooligans - Attention Seeking Horrorshow Mom of Two Dead Gremlins & Finally Free Human Son

[Xenomorph]

I was one of the death poll winners!

The Star Wars Halloween local news spectacular was the very last for both Holligans. Expect Gwen to dwell on that.

Gwen is going to have to figure out what to do with her life now. Up until the past twenty five years both Hookigans would have been brief, tragic footnotes to her life, maybe taking up two years at the most between the both of them. But with modern technology Gwen wasted seventeen years caring for potatoes. I do wonder how she will cope with no longer being a constant caretaker and martyr mom. Almost her entire adult identity has been as a potato mom.

What do you think..what do they ALL do. Become a 'spokesperson' and go on a media junket.

 

[Aria]

Rip lola I hope that in the next life that you are welcome with open arms.

 

[heathercho]

Not to defend Gwen but she could be asking for donations to that specific Ronald McDonald House. I donate to a specific house since it is the one that I have stayed at.

Ronald McDonald House, 551 N Hillside St Suite 100, Wichita, KS 67214

Just to put to rest where Gwen is asking for memorials to be sent. It's to that specific house. She's not asking for money for herself.

 

[Ctrl+Alt+Rt]

RIP Lola. Here's a scientific poster I just found describing the spuds, if you want to know what their deal was:

Expanding the Phenotype of Asparagine Synthetase Deficiency | ACMG Annual Clinical Genetics Meeting 2017

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> "Asparagine Synthetase Deficiency (ASNSD) was first reported by Ruzzo et al. (2013) as a new neurometabolic disorder of non-essential amino acid caused by recessive variants in the ASNS gene on chromosome 7q21. Clinical features that have been described in association with ASNSD include profound intellectual disability, congenital microcephaly, a simplified gyral pattern in the brain, intractable seizures, and hyperekplexia."

Hmmm, I ain't a doctor and all but that sure doesn't sound 'non-essential' to me.

Ever since we overtook /snow as the premier place to shitpost on the Hartleys, I’m sure we’ve gained more than a few people that think we’re terrible. Hell, we are! But, there’s some shit we wouldn’t do. We wouldn’t let our profoundly disabled daughter slowly dislocate her thumb until it’s floating agonizingly out of its socket for the rest of her short life. Ever dislocate something, or seen someone who has? Can you imagine never having it put back in place? We’re bad, but we wouldn’t deny her a simple fucking corrective hand brace because we thought “oh her hands are so cute that way! Lemme paint those nails!”. So, if you read this, and think we’re monsters, just look at this picture, and tell me where the monsters are now...
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You sure? Hands in a "fisted position with thumbs adducted" is characteristic of their ASNSD and thumb malformations are common with microencephaly: "thumb malformations were variable, often different in the right and left thumb in the same patient as well as from patient to patient, and included aplasia, hypoplasia, and malposition."

It may just be another symptom of being closer on the evolutionary tree to an amoeba than an ape.

 

[rocknrollmartian]

Cal is smart and talented. He had a 4.0 in his business coursework and was a basketball star at the junior college he attended. I hope to god after he completes his four-year degree that he moves to St. Louis or Indianapolis or whatever quasi-"big city" he can handle, gets a job in finance or some shit, and makes his own life away from Mommie Dearest. He deserves so much more than just being known as the brother of two brainless, shit-covered goblins. He had no discernible childhood or identity of his own because of Gwen's narcissism.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Haven't been following this thread lately but I was personally split on whether I thought Lola or Chantal was going to bite it first. I guess even radical "life" supporting medical technology has its limits. Gwen even got the PICU space mask photo out there in lieu of the usual Halloween exhibition, at least it looked kinda cool compared to some of the previous holiday embarrassments. RIP Lola, hope you got some painkillers near the end, sorry your life sucked so bad.

 

[Slatonitis]

Here's what I forsee in the future: no more bio spuds, definitely no adopted spuds (like Gwen has that kind of compassion; also it's all about the genetic monstrosities SHE created), because, as always, this is The Gwen Show. It has always been and will always be about her. If there is a foundation or book, it will be all for her asapats. When has Gwen ever used her position for good or gotten involved with a charity? Don't expect her to go down to Brazil and mentor some Zika moms anytime soon. Expect a media tour; I'm sure she's at least contacted the local news already. I'm sure she'll try to get back on Dateline or whatever it was eventually to talk about their "legacy". Maybe she and Scott will attend Night to Shine alone this year as prom king and queen!


Rip taters; may there be no Halloween costumes or creamed spinach being shoved down your throats in that great patch in the sky.


Also, what do we think will become of Lola's tub-o-nipples? Hopefully they get donated or repoed by Playtex, but I'm sure Gwen will just throw them in the trash like the selfish asshole she is.


Screaming out one last "run, Cal, run!" into the void.

 

[Turd Burglar]

RIP you little sped. May you and your sister have a better time next go-round.

Edit to add: I hope Cal can escape being the new, forced Hooligan.

 

[Deadpool]

There’s probably lots of kids with conditions as bad or worse than this, but we wouldn’t know... because their parents aren’t putting them on blast on the internet.


If the goal was just to laugh at suffering kids, more of you assholes would show up to my monthly pediatric burn ward meet-ups.

Hey I showed up to the first few until I found out that we were laughing at kids who were already burnt instead of burning them ourselves. I bought the jumbo marshmallows and everything.

 

[The Pink Panther]

I hope this is like the ending of Carrie except reversed.

 

[Takodachi]

At least both kids are free from her cunt mom.

 

[Elpizo]

shes with the angels now

Wow, what a fucking lunatic.

 

[Mason Verger]

You sure? Hands in a "fisted position with thumbs adducted" is characteristic of their ASNSD and thumb malformations are common with microencephaly: "thumb malformations were variable, often different in the right and left thumb in the same patient as well as from patient to patient, and included aplasia, hypoplasia, and malposition."

It may just be another symptom of being closer on the evolutionary tree to an amoeba than an ape.

Yeah, she’s talked about hypoplasia before, that’s why she let Lola grip that nasty rubber chicken instead of slowly migrating her thumb as badly as Claire’s. But there are corrective measures, as there were for a lot of the maladies the girls had. But I’ve found ONE picture of Claire in her corrective wrist braces. I’ve found significantly more of her in a goddamn chefs hat:


The thing is, I’ve seen her fetishized descriptions her kids deformities before, how small there heads are, Claire’s twisted legs, the thumbs being “cute”, the fact that she openly calls them dwarves. Most other people I’d give the benefit of the doubt to, but I can’t with Gwen.

 

[Elpizo]

I hope this is like the ending of Carrie except reversed.

I guess.

Believe me, I have watched Carrie and its sequel before, and that shit with crappy moms are fucked up. Just saying.

 

[The Pink Panther]

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Motherfucker. Spoiler that image.

It's not the face that bothers me. It's the fucking nail polish. I fucking hate when people do that nail pattern of 4 of the same color except on the ring finger shit. Nothing bothers me more than a sped doing that as well.

 

[fenny]

Rip little potato gremlin

 

[Mason Verger]

Motherfucker. Spoiler that image.

It's not the face that bothers me. It's the fucking nail polish. I fucking hate when people do that nail pattern of 4 of the same color except on the ring finger shit. Nothing bothers me more than a sped doing that as well.

What’s funny is that’s called flagging, like the different colors are supposed to mean the kind kink you’re down with. I won’t look up what Claire was into. Probably looking east and west at the same time.

 

[Toohottotrot]

Here's what I forsee in the future: no more bio spuds, definitely no adopted spuds (like Gwen has that kind of compassion; also it's all about the genetic monstrosities SHE created), because, as always, this is The Gwen Show. It has always been and will always be about her. If there is a foundation or book, it will be all for her asapats. When has Gwen ever used her position for good or gotten involved with a charity? Don't expect her to go down to Brazil and mentor some Zika moms anytime soon. Expect a media tour; I'm sure she's at least contacted the local news already. I'm sure she'll try to get back on Dateline or whatever it was eventually to talk about their "legacy".

Once but I think someone else is responsible (eg She’s stopping them from running away)

Also, what do we think will become of Lola's tub-o-nipples? Hopefully they get donated or repoed by Playtex, but I'm sure Gwen will just throw them in the trash like the selfish asshole she is.

Loling at thought of the repo guys showing up hopefully she will (possibly thanks to reading here donate them

Yeah, she’s talked about hypoplasia before, that’s why she let Lola grip that nasty rubber chicken instead of slowly migrating her thumb as badly as Claire’s. But there are corrective measures, as there were for a lot of the maladies the girls had. But I’ve found ONE picture of Claire in her corrective wrist braces. I’ve found significantly more of her in a goddamn chefs hat:
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The thing is, I’ve seen her fetishized descriptions her kids deformities before, how small there heads are, Claire’s twisted legs, the thumbs being “cute”, the fact that she openly calls them dwarves. Most other people I’d give the benefit of the doubt to, but I can’t with Gwen.

None can but Claire was favoured when it came to most things including medical care

 

[RebatsivePulsard]

Gwen will write a book, go on book tours, and guest on every fucking talk show on the planet. Her ego won’t settle for less.

 

[Aria]

Now gwen is going to decsend deeper into insanity now that he little two goblins,are dead

I'm glad that they are dead at least they are from that cunt who calls herself a mother.