Containment Casting Call - CWC the Movie

[deadson]

Damn. He didn’t respond to trolling at all. He’s still horrendous and hilarious, but still

You didn't read the guidelines, did you? Fucking lurk more before you embarrass yourself even more, fag.

 

[SocknessHunter829]

You didn't read the guidelines, did you? Fucking lurk more before you embarrass yourself even more, fag.

Well he has responded to fame (that was caused my subbots) by making fun of his fans in a now-deleted video where he tells his fans that he’s giving away his Mario plushies and then calls his fans suckers

 

[TV's Adam West]

Also what privileges must I have to join the lolcows thread? I want to expose a lolcow named SonicWhacker55 (watch this video of his https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CFSpYacywc&app=desktop)

Don't double post. Lurk more, fren.

 

[deadson]

Well he has responded to fame (that was caused my subbots) by making fun of his fans in a now-deleted video where he tells his fans that he’s giving away his Mario plushies and then calls his fans suckers

I don't give a fuck what this tard does, he's not in the wrong forum making an ass of himself cause he doesn't know how to read. Again, fucking lurk more.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Also Ron Pearlman as Bob

 

[subwaymonkeyhour]

Let's say some studio in Hollywood sat down and decided "hey, we've ruined Internet Culture a few times; what damage could one more film do?"
They decide to make a movie; and you're in the casting chair (or on the casting couch.) You can pick anyone you want. Who plays Chris, Mr. and Mrs. Chandler, The Evil, Despicable Mary Lee Walsh, and who plays that Michael Snyder?

BONUS: Who plays Sonichu?

 

[Jeff Gazetti]

If Lee Emery were still alive, hands down he’d be the best pick fit Bob.

I could just imagine his FMJ drill sergeant:
“DO YOU REALIZE?!”

 

[Golly]

Hollywood? They'd ruin the Chris Chan story, if that's possible. If they're going to ruin it, I'd like to see them go all out. Big names put butts in seats, after all.

Zac Efron as Chris Chan.
Emma Stone is Megan. Yes, she does give Chris a chance at the end of the movie.
Fred Rogers will be deepfaked in as Bob.
Jessica Walter or Patti Lupone is Barb.
Will Smith is Sonichu.
Miley Cyrus is Rosechu.

So many names, you might be saying, but of course! This is the great autism/cyberbullying awareness movie of the ages! Everyone will want to be a part of it and give heartfelt interviews about how passionate they are against cyberbulling and/or autism.

Alternately, this is a wild and wacky subject that Tim Burton would cover, but everyone he casts is too old, so it would be a CGI heavy mess with Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter voicing all the hedgehogs. Pale waifish teen with a british accent #40 can play Megan. She acts so blandly that not even the audience can tell if she likes Chris, so it's a sort of shock to all when she spurns his advances. It's a shame Christopher Lee and Alan Rickman are no longer because they would be prime casting for Clyde Cash and/or Count Graduon.

 

[Heartmoth]

movie when
This unironically would be a great movie
Like "My Friend Dahmer" except instead of being a boringly slow descent of an awkward guy at school, it's the total calamity of a young man's life, failing to find his way in the world as a struggling autist.

 

[Storm_Provider]

Man, Clint would be a brutal interpretation of Robert, movie Chris wouldn't stand a chance.
"The hell you spooks up to?"

 

[TVB]

If Chris Farley was still alive, I would see him play the role as Chris Chan.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Will Smith is Sonichu.

Chris would be up in arms: "Sonichu is not a niggo!" Then procedes to vandalize all the movie posters.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Hollywood? They'd ruin the Chris Chan story, if that's possible. If they're going to ruin it, I'd like to see them go all out. Big names put butts in seats, after all.

Zac Efron as Chris Chan.
Emma Stone is Megan. Yes, she does give Chris a chance at the end of the movie.
Fred Rogers will be deepfaked in as Bob.
Jessica Walter or Patti Lupone is Barb.
Will Smith is Sonichu.
Miley Cyrus is Rosechu.

So many names, you might be saying, but of course! This is the great autism/cyberbullying awareness movie of the ages! Everyone will want to be a part of it and give heartfelt interviews about how passionate they are against cyberbulling and/or autism.

Alternately, this is a wild and wacky subject that Tim Burton would cover, but everyone he casts is too old, so it would be a CGI heavy mess with Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter voicing all the hedgehogs. Pale waifish teen with a british accent #40 can play Megan. She acts so blandly that not even the audience can tell if she likes Chris, so it's a sort of shock to all when she spurns his advances. It's a shame Christopher Lee and Alan Rickman are no longer because they would be prime casting for Clyde Cash and/or Count Graduon.

The Burton idea is hilarious. The notion of a gothic spin on Chris Chan seems utterly impossible but you never know I guess.

 

[2021Murder]

Hollywood? They'd ruin the Chris Chan story, if that's possible. If they're going to ruin it, I'd like to see them go all out. Big names put butts in seats, after all.

Zac Efron as Chris Chan.
Emma Stone is Megan. Yes, she does give Chris a chance at the end of the movie.
Fred Rogers will be deepfaked in as Bob.
Jessica Walter or Patti Lupone is Barb.
Will Smith is Sonichu.
Miley Cyrus is Rosechu.

So many names, you might be saying, but of course! This is the great autism/cyberbullying awareness movie of the ages! Everyone will want to be a part of it and give heartfelt interviews about how passionate they are against cyberbulling and/or autism.

Alternately, this is a wild and wacky subject that Tim Burton would cover, but everyone he casts is too old, so it would be a CGI heavy mess with Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter voicing all the hedgehogs. Pale waifish teen with a british accent #40 can play Megan. She acts so blandly that not even the audience can tell if she likes Chris, so it's a sort of shock to all when she spurns his advances. It's a shame Christopher Lee and Alan Rickman are no longer because they would be prime casting for Clyde Cash and/or Count Graduon.

I dont think so, chris-chan especially at the height of his fame was a homophobic redneck, no way in hell are they going to redeem him. Plus with the rise of incels they have even more reason to mock him. Hes a white male of course. If they were to make a movie based on him it would remove his transition and be about the cool liberals mocking this homophobic guy, they would also make him a nazi, and the movie ends with him and him mom in court after the shit with michael, with a flash forward 10 years to Chris being a lady and all his bullies being cool doctors and lawyers and married with kids.

TLR a Chris-Chan film would play out like John Tucker must Die, a film about bullying a fucker that deserved it. And why cancel culture is good actually

 

[Peetz's Bank Account]

If he was (a little) thinner and had more hair, Brian Baumgartner (Kevin from The Office) as classic era CWC and John C Reilly in low-quality drag as tomboy/troon CWC

Tom Hanks as Bob Chandler


Kathy Bates would be fucking perfect in the role of Barb Chandler. She's excellent at portraying self-centered Southern cunts


Aubrey Plaza as Megan Schroeder

Zach Galifianakis as Michael Snyder


June "Mama June" Shannon (Honey Boo Boo's mom) as Kacey


Michael Cera as Liquid Chris


Karen Gillan as Jackie


Deborah Ann Woll as Ivy


Jacob Sartorious (annoying Tik Tok celebrity) as BlueSpike


DJ Pauly D as Clyde Cash, for obvious reasons

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

If he was (a little) thinner and had more hair, Brian Baumgartner (Kevin from The Office) as classic era CWC and John C Reilly in low-quality drag as tomboy/troon CWC

Nah, Riley can play both. Susan Sarandon can play Barb when she was pregnant with Chris. Just in a fat suit. I like to think that Dennis Quaid can play Bob.

 

[Ass eating cunt]

If he was (a little) thinner and had more hair, Brian Baumgartner (Kevin from The Office) as classic era CWC and John C Reilly in low-quality drag as tomboy/troon CWC
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Tom Hanks as Bob Chandler
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Kathy Bates would be fucking perfect in the role of Barb Chandler. She's excellent at portraying self-centered Southern cunts
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Aubrey Plaza as Megan Schroeder
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Zach Galifianakis as Michael Snyder
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June "Mama June" Shannon (Honey Boo Boo's mom) as Kacey
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Michael Cera as Liquid Chris
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Karen Gillan as Jackie
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Deborah Ann Woll as Ivy
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Jacob Sartorious (annoying Tik Tok celebrity) as BlueSpike
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DJ Pauly D as Clyde Cash, for obvious reasons
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If the stars align in the perfect pentagram to make such a movie then this would be the ideal cast, but for the sonichu segments I believe that they should be animated, like maybe how the movie "Middle school, aka the worst years of my life" where certain scenes are animated to both exaggerate situations and and retell important moments in the comic

 

[subwaymonkeyhour]

Hollywood? They'd ruin the Chris Chan story, if that's possible. If they're going to ruin it, I'd like to see them go all out. Big names put butts in seats, after all.

Zac Efron as Chris Chan.
Emma Stone is Megan. Yes, she does give Chris a chance at the end of the movie.
Fred Rogers will be deepfaked in as Bob.
Jessica Walter or Patti Lupone is Barb.
Will Smith is Sonichu.
Miley Cyrus is Rosechu.

So many names, you might be saying, but of course! This is the great autism/cyberbullying awareness movie of the ages! Everyone will want to be a part of it and give heartfelt interviews about how passionate they are against cyberbulling and/or autism.

Alternately, this is a wild and wacky subject that Tim Burton would cover, but everyone he casts is too old, so it would be a CGI heavy mess with Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter voicing all the hedgehogs. Pale waifish teen with a british accent #40 can play Megan. She acts so blandly that not even the audience can tell if she likes Chris, so it's a sort of shock to all when she spurns his advances. It's a shame Christopher Lee and Alan Rickman are no longer because they would be prime casting for Clyde Cash and/or Count Graduon.

You know who needs to voice Sonichu? Samuel L. Jackson.

"I have had it up to here with these mothafuckin' Manajerks interrupting Chris' mothafuckin' love quest!"
"Say 'what' again, Michael Snyder. Say 'what' again! I dare you, I double dare you, mothafucker!"

 

[Mr. Manchester]

If any of you have seen The Fanatic, then you will realize that John Travolta is a master at playing an autistic slow in da mind.

He gets my vote to play Chris.

Here's him strangling Clyde


I still say Jack Black plays Sonichu. He's a little older but I'm sure he can still show up and play air guitar while saying "Zap to the Extreme". Chris can make his costume.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

If any of you have seen The Fanatic, then you will realize that John Travolta is a master at playing an autistic slow in da mind.

He gets my vote to play Chris.

Here's him strangling Clyde
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I still say Jack Black plays Sonichu. He's a little older but I'm sure he can still show up and play air guitar while saying "Zap to the Extreme". Chris can make his costume.

And like Chris, Travolta is also attracted to menz.