Containment Casting Call - CWC the Movie

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

All of you are tards. There should only be one actor, and that's Danny Devito. He plays everyone. Because fuck you.

I am not a tard. I am a TRUE and HONEST rosechu. >

 

[Thiccc Weenie]

I want Christian Bale to play CWC.

You know that motherfucker will commit to the excruciating physical and mental demands of putting on the most True and Honest performance of his career.

 

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A TRIP TO CWCVILLE - A Netflix Original Movie

Christine Chandler, an austistic transgender child overcomes bullying at his high school thanks to his imagination and through the power of friendship and music.

Chris-Chan: Melissa McCarthy
Barb: Kathy Bates
Bob: John Lithgow
Sonichu: Jussie Smollett
Rosechu: Hillary Duff

Shit, this is easy. Netflix should hire me so I can ruin other "franchises."

 

[deodorant]

Kyle Mooney as both Chris (Using a fatsuit) and Liquid Chris

He's proven himself to be exceptionally good at playing child-like autistic characters. With enough makeup he'd make a decent Chris, and he looks enough like Liquid Chris for the dual role to be decently funny.

 

[SocknessHunter829]

Well this is an old thread. I’m going to be making a new one

 

[Doctor of Autism]

With Joaquin Phoenix's experience in playing very mentally delusional characters, I think he'd be a perfect Chris.

 

[Angry Shoes]

r/ChrisChanSonichu - [NSFW] If Chris-Chan’s life was made into a movie (I think miniseries would work better, as it would give more room to get all of his life, but let’s stick with movie), who would you like to play the characters?

32 votes and 20 comments so far on Reddit

www.reddit.com

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/my-idea-for-a-chris-chan-miniseries.62305/

This guy had an idea he though was so good that he left the comfort of Reddit to tell us all about it.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

r/ChrisChanSonichu - [NSFW] If Chris-Chan’s life was made into a movie (I think miniseries would work better, as it would give more room to get all of his life, but let’s stick with movie), who would you like to play the characters?

32 votes and 20 comments so far on Reddit

www.reddit.com

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/my-idea-for-a-chris-chan-miniseries.62305/

This guy had an idea he though was so good that he left the comfort of Reddit to tell us all about it.

Damn, r/ChrisChanSonichu’s is pretty shitty.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Kevin Spacey as Chris

This aged like a very fine wine.

 

[deadson]

r/ChrisChanSonichu - [NSFW] If Chris-Chan’s life was made into a movie (I think miniseries would work better, as it would give more room to get all of his life, but let’s stick with movie), who would you like to play the characters?

32 votes and 20 comments so far on Reddit

www.reddit.com

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/my-idea-for-a-chris-chan-miniseries.62305/

This guy had an idea he though was so good that he left the comfort of Reddit to tell us all about it.

Gotta love newfags.

 

[King Kiwi]

Well this is an old thread. I’m going to be making a new one

Yeah, I saw that.
But for some odd reason I can't post in it.

 

[SocknessHunter829]

Probably because either I probably should have seen the trolling coming in a CWC forum, or my idea sucks

 

[Pixy]

Probably because either I probably should have seen the trolling coming in a CWC forum, or my idea sucks

Making Chris 'mainstream' only attracts more unfunny 12 year olds who think they can be the star of the next 'trolling saga' and receive adulation from the internet.

Or unfunny adults who should know better. The two are interchangeable.

 

[SocknessHunter829]

Yeah. So sorry about resurrecting this dead thread. I think my idea holds up SOMEWHAT, as David Lynch is still a good director, and I think the idea of switching between real Chris and CWCville Chris is good, but the mainstream celebrities killed it.

 

[SocknessHunter829]

Also what privileges must I have to join the lolcows thread? I want to expose a lolcow named SonicWhacker55 (watch this video of his https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CFSpYacywc&app=desktop)

 

[deadson]

Yeah. So sorry about resurrecting this dead thread. I think my idea holds up SOMEWHAT, as David Lynch is still a good director, and I think the idea of switching between real Chris and CWCville Chris is good, but the mainstream celebrities killed it.

Also what privileges must I have to join the lolcows thread? I want to expose a lolcow named SonicWhacker55 (watch this video of his https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CFSpYacywc&app=desktop)

Lol no. Go lurk some more.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

There was this indie movie called "Humble Pie" that dealt with the tribulations of a 26 year old man who's at a standstill. He's overweight, socially awkward, has no friends or girlfriend, wears the same pedo glasses, and lives with his aging parents. Eventually he decides to work up the nerve to sign up for an acting class at a community college and finds something to live for. It's definitely evocative of pre-troonout Chris. Minus the shitty grocery job.

Plus Hubbel Palmer (guy who plays the protagonist) would make a great Chris.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Also what privileges must I have to join the lolcows thread? I want to expose a lolcow named SonicWhacker55 (watch this video of his https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CFSpYacywc&app=desktop)

While your enthusiasm is commendable, fair warning: This place is run pretty tight for being a shitlord board. Look at various lolcow sections and read all the posts for new people, observe the workings of board culture, stuff like that.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Also what privileges must I have to join the lolcows thread? I want to expose a lolcow named SonicWhacker55 (watch this video of his https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CFSpYacywc&app=desktop)

There's a sticky called "Thread Requests" where you can post about a potential lolcow you've discovered and see if they're worth making an entire thread over. You have to post enough of their content and give a detailed enough overview of who they are, why they're a lolcow, how frequently they churn out content; that sort of thing. Their status as a lolcow is primarily determined by how often they respond to trolling or attention and if their reactions are funny or not.

There's also another thread called "Obscure Laughingstocks" where you can post individuals you've discovered who don't have enough content or a large internet footprint for a dedicated thread.

 

[SocknessHunter829]

There's a sticky called "Thread Requests" where you can post about a potential lolcow you've discovered and see if they're worth making an entire thread over. You have to post enough of their content and give a detailed enough overview of who they are, why they're a lolcow, how frequently they churn out content; that sort of thing. Their status as a lolcow is primarily determined by how often they respond to trolling or attention and if their reactions are funny or not.

There's also another thread called "Obscure Laughingstocks" where you can post individuals you've discovered who don't have enough content or a large internet footprint for a dedicated thread.

Damn. He didn’t respond to trolling at all. He’s still horrendous and hilarious, but still