Containment Casting Call - CWC the Movie

[Saul]

John Mahoney would've played a great Bob. Plus, not only was he an impossibly nice man he was a true and honest homo.

Go with John Goodman

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Go with John Goodman

The only good person who can play Chris as good as he himself is you good sir.

 

[Saul]

The only good person who can play Chris as good as he himself is you good sir.

Why not

 

[shadhardblogger19]

Uh... I have no idea what to do with most of the acting people playing real people, but I think that in the Sonichu anime Netflix original miniseries, it has something to do with the life of Chris. What would it look like?

Here are the potential voiceovers by far as I could think about:
CWC - Jack Black
Liquid!CWC - Jim Parsons (the one who played Sheldon from Big Bang)
Kel - Lacey Chabert
Naitsirhc - Taylor Lautner
Sonichu - Roger Craig Smith
Rosechu - Cindy Robinson
Blake - Kirk Thornton
Wild - Troy Baker
Bubbles - Angelina Jolie
Angelica - Cameron Diaz
Punchy - Travis Willingham
Magichan - Quinton Flynn

 

[Philosophy Phil]

This doesnt necessitate a thread.
Also welcome to Kiwifarms new meat!
Please ready yourself for the opening ritual of "beating you with our observation sticks."

 

[King Kiwi]

Why not

Swallow lead and die, fgt.

 

[SpergPatrol]

I thought this was Chris actually doing a casting call

Now I am just disappointed

 

[King Kiwi]

Where's your Kickstarter, fgt?

 

[Tikbalang]

I've seen brainstorming on who's going to play as someone, but what about a plot?

 

[Aladdin_Insane]

I've seen brainstorming on who's going to play as someone, but what about a plot?

See I've been thinking too and I have a rough idea.

Prologue obviously needs to be about chris' origins, maybe him getting locked in the crawl space. This can then montage into everything up to highschool.

The birth of Sonichu and the starting of his intertwining of his own real life and his comics has to be a significant plot point. Because then you can have a Sonichu that only Chris can see and hear.

I think that condensing his whole life is a nigh impossible task so I maintain that you take one particular saga. If you want this to be a dark comedy then I suggest liquid Chris. If you want dark overtones about man's inhumanity to man then look no further than the Julie and Bluespike saga.

Both could vary wildly in tone.

I would need some time to hash out a solid plot but that's what I think you could certainly start with.

 

[AgentYoshida4444]

Did anyone suggest Johnny Sins as Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc yet? All he'd need for the role is a wig and some fetish gear I think

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I want Louie Anderson to play Casey

 

[Nuns with guns]

I've seen brainstorming on who's going to play as someone, but what about a plot?

If we were to get an actual motion picture, I imagine it'd focus on Chris being discovered by the internet and basically a soap opera version of the Megan Saga.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

If I could have anyone play the roles? here.

Voice of Sonichu - Chris Tucker
Chris Chan - Danny Divito or Dom DeLuise
Bob Chandler - Abe Vigoda
Barbra Chandler - Kathy Kinney (Mimi from the drew carrey show)
Liquid Chris - Leonardo Dicaprio or Patrick Swayze
Alec Benson Leary - Bill Murray
Clyde Cash - John Belushi or Paul Rubens as PeeWee Herman
BlueSpike - Justin Beiber
Megan - Janeane Garofalo
Micheal Snyder - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Kacey - Elvira, Mistress of the dark(just a personal preference)
Kacey's Father - Sylvester Stallone
Idea guy 1 - Jason Mewes
Idea guy 2 - Kevin Smith
Voice of Idea guy 1 & 2- Mike Judge (as Beavis and Butt Head)
Catherine - Sarah Silverman

 

[Murgeruni]

Can we get Danny Devito in drag as Barb circa 2011? Or Clint Eastwood's appearance from Gran Torino as Bob?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Can we get Danny Devito in drag as Barb circa 2011? Or Clint Eastwood's appearance from Gran Torino as Bob?

I would also be okay with Devito dressing up as a teenager and being Bluespike.

 

[Murgeruni]

I would also be okay with Devito dressing up as a teenager and being Bluespike.

The kid that played Mike TV in the Charie and the Chocolate Factory would be a nice guy for Bluespike's role.

 

[Antipathy]

All of you are tards. There should only be one actor, and that's Danny Devito. He plays everyone. Because fuck you.

 

[Cloister the Stupid]

Stephen Root should play Mike Snyder

Lucas Cruikshank should play Liquid Chris

Meat Loaf should play Larry Bundy

Judi Dench should play Rocky Shoemaker

The dog from A Dog's Journey should play Patti

 

[King Kiwi]

All of you are tards. fuck you.

Thanks.