DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[actually]

What is he even talking about? Did Youtube commentors really say that they hated him playing retro games? Was it just that some of the retro games had lower views and DSP is pigsplaining malicious intent again?

I think you know the answer to that.

Unrelated, pastryarchy apparently challenged Phil to hit a final turnpunch (you have to hold down the buttons for the turn punch for 50 seconds or whatever) for $50. Naturally, Phil goes chasing the money. He finally does it, and when pastryarchy pays up, he says "Thank you for paying up" as though fucking ThePastryArchy, tipper for literally a couple of years now, wasn't going to follow through.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Why can't he just play EvilAJ and...not comment on him?

Dave's trolls would be so mad if he kept playing normally and not reacting at all to WHO he is playing. "Oh is that a detractor? Alrighty then"

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

It’s also funny to see a man who shit talks others about being a man and doing shit out in the open head on instead of behind the scenes like a coward run away from a dude online that just wants to play him in a video game....pinnacle of manhood...I’ve seen children handle bullies better than this dude

 

[MoonRocker]

Why can't he just play EvilAJ and...not comment on him?

Dave's trolls would be so mad if he kept playing normally and not reacting at all to WHO he is playing. "Oh is that a detractor? Alrighty then"

Because AJ wipes the fucking floor with Phil and makes a mockery of him at the game he’s supposed to be a pro at.

The bullshit excuse he used is that he doesn’t want to give AJ the attention but I believe Phil is getting tired of losing to AJ to remastered versions of SF2: Turbo since 2017.

Everybody should watch AJ’s compilation of SF2: Turbo on his YT channel (3 hour long video) where he mops he floor with Phil. It’s my favorite detractor video; it’s 3 hours of bitching, moaning, and whining while getting exposed for being terrible at a game he’s supposedly good at.

 

[Sparkletor]

Because AJ wipes the fucking floor with Phil and makes a mockery of him at the game he’s supposed to be a pro at.

The bullshit excuse he used is that he doesn’t want to give AJ the attention but I believe Phil is getting tired of losing to AJ to remastered versions of SF2: Turbo since 2017.

Everybody should watch AJ’s compilation of SF2: Turbo on his YT channel (3 hour long video) where he mops he floor with Phil. It’s my favorite detractor video; it’s 3 hours of bitching, moaning, and whining while getting exposed for being terrible at a game he’s supposedly good at.

Is EvilAJ Asiastic? He must be. We all know Phil is the #1 white Street Fighter player in the world.

Give it up Phil. 20 years ago you had to play video games face to face. Now everything is over the internet. If you can't play over the internet, you are done.

All these try hards are using the telephone (stop) In my day we sent telegrams (stop) Be a real man and go to the telegraph station if you want to post a message (stop)

 

[Immortal Technique]

Here's his full info in PDF form - your boys is a police dispatcher

And look at the criminal record section lol

Your attention should be diverted to the actual 32 year old, Joshua Brian Wells of Stanford, NC.

 

[Sparkletor]

Your attention should be diverted to the actual 32 year old, Joshua Brian Wells of Stanford, NC.

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But is he a gay furry?

 

[Immortal Technique]

But is he a gay furry?

50/50 odds, looks like he still lives with his Mom and Dad (Homer & Sandra); and there is an Andrew that is registered to the house--gay furry lover or just his bother; I don't know.

 

[Muppetmode]

What is he even talking about? Did Youtube commentors really say that they hated him playing retro games? Was it just that some of the retro games had lower views and DSP is pigsplaining malicious intent again?

Probably lower views/add revenue. Dsp love putting the blame on others

 

[Leon Breitling]

dave at the same time has a concept of skill but a lack of awareness for his own
he knows that Q should generally be weaker
but he's completely unaware of his own skill compared to his opponent

God I hate how Daves gotta constantly say that Q and twelve are terrible characters at the bottom of the tier lists in SF3

Brah that shit doesn’t matter at all at the level you’re playing at, he acts like saying Q is a bad character means he should never lose to one, completely ignoring the player skill portion of the match

Yeah, his lack of understanding is rather hilarious. Third Strike differs from the other SF games because by and large skill WILL overcome character match ups, whereas others will let lesser players beat better ones based on their characters alone. Here's Kuroda, arguably the GOAT at Third Strike, using Q against some of the US's best at the time in 2005, Justin Wong and Ricky Ortiz, who are using top tiers Chun-Li and Ken, respectively.

 

[Dragoonism]

These people should get a room!

 

[Salubrious]

Because AJ wipes the fucking floor with Phil and makes a mockery of him at the game he’s supposed to be a pro at.

The bullshit excuse he used is that he doesn’t want to give AJ the attention but I believe Phil is getting tired of losing to AJ to remastered versions of SF2: Turbo since 2017.

Everybody should watch AJ’s compilation of SF2: Turbo on his YT channel (3 hour long video) where he mops he floor with Phil. It’s my favorite detractor video; it’s 3 hours of bitching, moaning, and whining while getting exposed for being terrible at a game he’s supposedly good at.

Agree wholeheartedly.

If DSP was able to consistently beat AJ, DSP would gladly kick his ass every time to show the world that he's better than the detractors.

But because AJ is better than DSP, DSP has to insult AJ's mental state and accuse him of using "online LAG tactics" which everyone that's not an immature child knows are impossible to beat.

 

[Banned in 49 States]

I would love for Philburr to be invited to some SF tournament and just get bodied by everyone and not being able to blame "ahnline lhaaag or tactics".

Oh who am I kidding, he would just say how he is so used to online play and would be number 1 if this was a online tournament.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Here's his full info in PDF form - your boys is a police dispatcher

And look at the criminal record section lol

Felony B&E
Larceny
Forgery
Resisting Arrest
Possession of Stolen Goods
etc etc

I'm fairly certain it's not the same guy.
Mainly due to the email Joshua Wells uses being JoshBWells, and his written birthday on some sites being 11th May.

 

[Meerkat Ink]

Agree wholeheartedly.

If DSP was able to consistently beat AJ, DSP would gladly kick his ass every time to show the world that he's better than the detractors.

But because AJ is better than DSP, DSP has to insult AJ's mental state and accuse him of using "online LAG tactics" which everyone that's not an immature child knows are impossible to beat.

Okay, the million dollar question. If AJ is fucked in the head/mentally ill Stalker etc, and he destroys DSP, doesn't that make it worse for DSP?

I mean, he goes around calling people names, calling his own fans names and then asks advice from them. Doesn't that make him look way worse than just taking the beating and fucking off? Running away from AJ makes him look way more like a bitch than he would if he just took the pounding.

 

[Cunto Shitarius]

He’s been playing in the same lobby for about 40-60 minutes, someone finally leaves and our boy EvilAJ joins

“In reality I’m actually happy this fucking rugal joined the lobby because I’m tired of playing in this lobby”

Fucking incredible, this dude has him running for the hills

Ruuuuuun to the hilllllllls,
Beg for the tiiiiiiiiiiips

 

[Salubrious]

Okay, the million dollar question. If AJ is fucked in the head/mentally ill Stalker etc, and he destroys DSP, doesn't that make it worse for DSP?

I mean, he goes around calling people names, calling his own fans names and then asks advice from them. Doesn't that make him look way worse than just taking the beating and fucking off? Running away from AJ makes him look way more like a bitch than he would if he just took the pounding.

DSP is the same guy that says "these tactics wouldn't work offline" despite the fact that DSP himself has not played offline in a decade. Despite the fact that people SHOULD be using "online tactics" when playing online.

DSP complains first of all about a port of SF2 being wrong, which is just hilarious fucking irony in itself, but about how the game is "too fast". While he's actually correct about the game being faster than his old version, he never makes any attempt to adjust to the speed and then complains about opponents who have made the adjustments like they are cheating by doing it just like opponents are cheating by using "online tactics" during online matches.

DSP complains about online tactics in games he's NEVER played offline like MK11 or Injustice, so how would he even know that information?

DSP can't just take the L because he's a narcissist. Instead, he uses mental gymnastics to prove to himself why he's not taking Ls by running away; obviously the other guy is either cheating or dangerous.

You can't prove a narcissist is wrong because the narcissist will just invent new reasons why your facts and or accomplishments don't count. The narc is always right.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

So sad to see how far DSP ha.s fallen. Literally begging for pennies on stream. Feels bad man.

Lol how far is a designated shitting street from a sewer? Maybe 25 feet? Yes, epic plummet.

I hope you're being hyperbolic because no one should be in their sads for that guy. He is the architect of his own personal hell, & more importantly, that dude would not piss on your gums if your teeth were on fire & he was already headed to the toilet. Not worth even a glimmer of your sympathy.

 

[LiquidCancer]

This can't be real

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He doesn't say because he has to protect his family, dood

And I promise you he still has multiple copies of that sonic hat picture on his desktop.

 

[Sparkletor]

And I promise you he still has multiple copies of that sonic hat picture on his desktop.

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Right click
Create folder
Put all that shit in the folder

Who am I kidding. Phil can't drag and drop. He has a bad back and some of those files are heavy.