Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Neko GF]

Bob criticises madame president. The reason why: she didn't go far enough with the "basket of deplorables" comment. Also everyone he doesn't 100% agree with is a Russian agent.

Spoiler: 500 IQ Analysis

Like, pretty much everything he "specialises" in Bob greatly overestimates his ability/ intellect/ insight on that thing. This is an example of one of Bob's *better* political takes, on a good day he's CNN with a fedora and other days he's a strange combination of a Neolibieral and a fascist.

 

[Mola Ram]

STOP, Bob isn't any at all. He is simply an idiot brute who has nothing simple brutality on his mind and believes that getting rid of people will bring his brighter tomorrow, despite doing nothing to contribute to that brighter tomorrow in any meaningful way.

This always bears keeping in mind. Whatever my own political leanings, I try not to paint the left with a Bob-tinted brush, because Bob reflects poorly on any political philosophy he claims to believe in. Bob's most important political belief is that Bob Is Always Right and you're a Useless Obsolescent if you dare to disagree with him. (Unless you're a woke tastemaker he needs to kiss up to.)

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Bob greatly overestimates his ability/ intellect/ insight

More like he thinks everyone elses are on the gutter. But that's not the worts of him, since his greatest fuckup is to never learn from his mistakes. He will keep bashing his head against the wall until his head starts oozing what little brain matter he has through his ears.

Bob reflects poorly on any political philosophy he claims to believe in

At this point i doubt he believes in anything except himself. After all, he has shown time and time again that he's deeply ignorant about everything he claims to be versed in or to believe in.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

More like he thinks everyone elses are on the gutter. But that's not the worts of him, since his greatest fuckup is to never learn from his mistakes. He will keep bashing his head against the wall until his head starts oozing what little brain matter he has through his ears.

At this point i doubt he believes in anything except himself. After all, he has shown time and time again that he's deeply ignorant about everything he claims to be versed in or to believe in.

Well bob summed himself up quite well. In bob we trust after all

 

[Armored Hero Fanfic]

so at 3:55 of the Zombieland Double tap review bob posits that "maybe zombieland 2019 is preferable to real life 2019"

 

[CharlesBarkley]

so at 3:55 of the Zombieland Double tap review bob posits that "maybe zombieland 2019 is preferable to real life 2019"

Bob really needs to visit a third world country.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Bob really needs to visit a third world country.

He doesn't have to go so far. LA and SF would apply a nice dose of reality or redouble his denial efforts.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob really needs to visit a third world country.

Bob needs to go mouth off in a Southie bar so he can get his ass kicked.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

He doesn't have to go so far. LA and SF would apply a nice dose of reality or redouble his denial efforts.

Ironically, more fecal polluted and rat infested than most third world countries.

 

[BR55]

This always bears keeping in mind. Whatever my own political leanings, I try not to paint the left with a Bob-tinted brush, because Bob reflects poorly on any political philosophy he claims to believe in. Bob's most important political belief is that Bob Is Always Right and you're a Useless Obsolescent if you dare to disagree with him. (Unless you're a woke tastemaker he needs to kiss up to.)

I have long concluded that Bob is a sociopath, psychopath and narcissist.
Oh and he probably has untreated autism or some shit like that on top of it all just to give everything that uniquely Bob flavor.
He latched on to Clintonite NeoLiberalism because what other ideology is there for an elitist, smug, simpering, classist, would be philosopher king with no love for anything other than superficial "progress" and self enrichment?

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

Doctor Who needs to pop the head off a Dalek and reveal Bob.

Not only does he have the personality but the shell would fit him perfectly.

Honestly if Bob got on a rascal scooter with his .357 in one hand and a toilet plunger in the other then I wouldn't be able to tell the difference between him and a Dalek.

 

[Mola Ram]

Honestly if Bob got on a rascal scooter with his .357 in one hand and a toilet plunger in the other then I wouldn't be able to tell the difference between him and a Dalek.

OBSOLETE! OBSOLETE!

 

[Neko GF]

I have long concluded that Bob is a sociopath, psychopath and narcissist.
Oh and he probably has untreated autism or some shit like that on top of it all just to give everything that uniquely Bob flavor.
He latched on to Clintonite NeoLiberalism because what other ideology is there for an elitist, smug, simpering, classist, would be philosopher king with no love for anything other than superficial "progress" and self enrichment?

I have concluded that Bob is the first documented case of "Chipman's Syndrome", which is basically all of the mental/ neurological conditions you mentioned combined.

 

[iRON-mAn]

Honestly if Bob got on a rascal scooter with his .357 in one hand and a toilet plunger in the other then I wouldn't be able to tell the difference between him and a Dalek.

I dunno, Daleks did eventually overcome the obstacle of stairs.

 

[Flexo]

This always bears keeping in mind. Whatever my own political leanings, I try not to paint the left with a Bob-tinted brush, because Bob reflects poorly on any political philosophy he claims to believe in. Bob's most important political belief is that Bob Is Always Right and you're a Useless Obsolescent if you dare to disagree with him. (Unless you're a woke tastemaker he needs to kiss up to.)

https://gfile.thedispatch.com/p/no-no-to-reno-and-beto

Spoiler

If I were of a more QAnony bent, I would suspect that O’Rourke is a Russian sleeper agent determined to sow social discord by serving as a right-wing strawman made flesh. Or maybe he’s a kind of strawman golem? If enough liberals say, “Oh come on, that’s not what liberals actually believe!” a straw Beto O’Rourke suddenly comes to life:

“Liberals don’t want to confiscate everyone’s guns!”​

[Sproing!] “Hi, I’m Beto O’Rourke. We’re gonna get the guns.”​

“Um, why are you standing on my table?”​

“No liberal thinks the government should force the Catholic Church or Orthodox Jews or devout Muslims to perform same sex weddings! That’s just a strawman.”​

[Sproing] “I’m not straw! I’m a real boy!”​

Bob is a strawman of strawmen. Even Rush Limbaugh, trying to invent the most silly caricature of a liberal wouldn't invent Bob.

 

[BubbleButt]

Let's ask the kurds about how they feel regarding a bloated American YouTube movie critic with self-inflicted diabities that hates the poor.

I bet Bob thinks people are talking about a cheese byproduct when they're referring to the Kurds.

 

[Foltest]

I don’t think Bob has ever heard of the Kurds before the Turkish invasion.

 

[BubbleButt]

I don’t think Bob has ever heard of the Kurds before the Turkish invasion.

The ensuing conversion probably made him very hungry.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob needs to go mouth off in a Southie bar so he can get his ass kicked.

Hey now, Bobbyboi knows all about bar fights. Remember when he talked about the catharsis he got from kicking out a bar stool from someone and having their head crash against the bar? Y'all act like he's making it up.

 

[LiquidKid]

Bob has evidence that Nick and Yathzee killed a bunch of hookers in an orgy of coke and meth. That's the only reason I can think of this dumb fuck still working on this site after shit takes like this:

How does this crappy show, an offshoot if his actual gig at Escapist, have higher production value?
What made him think his gaspy, weazy voice was good enough for him to be on camera as he reviews the movies in front of that shitty green screen? These videos are still sped up too quickly to hide said gaspy weaziness, but it’s at least slightly more tolerable.
how a man’s entire job could be to record dialogue and still be bad at it several years later is beyond me. Is he the only person escapist can afford?